• You didn't win
the sperm race...
According to new research from Stockholm
University, you didn't win the sperm race but rather
was selected by the female egg that chose you by
releasing Compounds called chemoattractants that
can trigger sperm to change swimming directions by
attracting or repelling sperms of its choice.
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    • The egg must’ve been straight up retarded
      Swegerboy 18 jun
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    • You choose... poorly
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    • Only time I've ever been wanted
      chrimson3 18 jun
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    • It fucked up then.
      90609er 18 jun
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    • So you’re telling me I never had a choice in the first place?
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    • It’s funny how we always consider ourselves to be the sperm, even though we are the egg too. 50/50
      Blate 19 jun
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    • So I actually got picked by a female
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    • So the egg, like my mother, has terrible taste in men.
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    • Well it’s choice was a terrible one
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    • tfw a girl egg actually wants me 😎
      Banish 19 jun
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    • Now think about it this way. Maybe you were the best sperm. Maybe all the other sperm wouldn’t have been doctors or lawyers but instead were worse than you. You are the best sperm. Live like it kings.
      LiiL_Duck 19 jun
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    • Mfs stole my restful sleep in someone’s ovaries, can’t have shit in Detroit.
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    • Technically yeah we won... just not the race
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    • Not only that, but you also need multiple sperm cells to smash themselves into the egg and sacrifice themselves to break the barrier protecting it
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    • Wait do I was the “best” sperm? I can only imagine how bad I bc hold have turned out
      i_am_me2 19 jun
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    • This is misleading, the test done was to determine if the egg can detect different species if sperm. A trout egg and salmon sperm were used where 70 percent of the salmon sperm was rejected. During human intercourse it isn’t really true. Once the sperm reach the area of fertilization they are (1/2)
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    • I literally only won one race and now you're telling me I didn't even win fairly? Fuck you!
      PastaButt 19 jun
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    • The egg was like fuck them doctors and actors that little druggie fuck is the one I wan
      MollyRock 21 jun
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    • If I was the best choice out of the rest then the world would be in trouble had another gotten through.
      MrRolocen 19 jun
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    • Honestly, I’d rather be specifically selected as the best by the egg than have won a stupid race
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    • Hehehe guys guys SELF DEPRECIATION BRO ITS SO FUNNY BRO LAUGH BRO IM SO QUIRKY CMON GUYS I HATE MYSELF LAUGH CMON LAUGH
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    • So even before I was conceived, bitches have been trying to control my life.
      eklspkl 20 jun
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    • I stopped trusting this meme when the grammar fell apart
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    • Big mistake mom, you picked a fucking retard
      yobamba69 20 jun
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    • Well it chose terribly
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    • You dumb fucking female egg, my brothers couldve cured cancer and you chose the dumb fuck with no direction in life? Fucking typical
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    • Multiple sperm typically make it to the egg, but the egg just kinda chooses one, it's a process not well understood, but we've known about it for quite awhile
      lacaras21 19 jun
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    • Do you ever think that if you weren’t YOU, that your soul, or rather concious being would be the other person? Say you weren’t the “chosen” sperm and another was picked, would you yourself be seeing the world or would there be another in your place?
      Sugma 21 jun
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    • The only woman that ever wanted you and it was your mom
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    • Ok so you telling me I did this crazy adventure willing to die for the motherland and made it and now I’m here taking a shit while I type?
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    • If sperm races are so competitive, then how come my gra.pefruit isn’t getting pregnant?
      willgnyc 19 jun
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    • Half of you chose the other half
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    • All this shit where girls are saying that they could survive without men and repopulate without them is so wack. I've seen no source yet of how it's done, but just comparing ti to other species. (I'm pretty sure they theorize its possible from bone marrow) it could be but why do we have to live(1/2)
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    • Well I won the race and chose myself
      5onathan 19 jun
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    • So both halves of me was fucking stupid
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    • The only br I’ve ever won
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    • First time anyone choose me
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    • Damn bitches really dumb in the head and in the eggs.
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    • Damn......i bet it regrets doing that now
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    • Others ones must have been fuckboys and were like “nah I ain’t going there.” So my ass took the chance
      fervle 19 jun
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    • The one time I wish I was rejected by a girl fml..
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    • My egg was DUMB AF then
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    • so you still won the race? i mean you did. ur here.
      Krill 22 jun
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    • Terrible choice
      Yatsuto 21 jun
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    • Damn, we straight up born as simps
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    • You’re the one that happened to come after the like 300th or something broke through you were the 301st that actually entered. Idk how many but it’s not the first.
      lwpack 22 jun
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    • Why..
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    • That eussy on the top right got me acting strange
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    • That egg must've had some downsyndrome
      iceskimo_ 19 jun
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    • Picked the wrong fucking sperm my parent could’ve had a smart and athletic son and yet they got the lazy piece of shit one
      Somedud 19 jun
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    • The comments are full of people saying they were a mistake. Pull yourself out of your self-pity and go do something and I'm sure you can have a great life. "It is not by being that you achieve greatness but rather by doing. Become yourself through action and work."
      DLC2000 19 jun
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    • That egg chose wrong
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    • That's even worse
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    • Yeah the egg sounds just about as bad at making decisions as I am
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    • Well tell me why racist are chosen
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    • So the eggs stupid sometimes and that’s why we get special ones
      Harambe 19 jun
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    • The egg that choose me must be stupid
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    • More like sacrificed. I did not want this world.
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    • Still technically won the race. There was just a challenge at the end I passed
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    • Were the chosen ones bois Pog
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    • Regardless what sperm, our souls would be incarnated into life.
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    • Now I can truly blame my mom for having shit taste and giving me birth
      cyrax525 22 jun
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    • Idk. Still kinda seems like a winning the race to me. Just cause I was chosen to win, doesn't mean i didn't win.
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    • brostow 22 jun
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    • What a slut
      fortyf1ve 22 jun
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    • If even your own parents dont want you just know yo mommas egg wanted you
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    • Terrible fucking choice
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    • Eh still won
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    • *Looks at chemical name* wait a minute.
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    • Fucking wrong choice
      Sirras 22 jun
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    • My mother should of swallowed
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    • Why am I the sperm but not the egg? Tf
      Pook 22 jun
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    • Yeaaaaa, just gonna throw this out there but, check your sources.... this study was real... but the people that did it were all feminists... and not the good kind of feminists either....
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    • That just means the you were the best option which is even more depressing
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    • I am the chosen one.
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    • U was a simp from the womb
      Syrlix 22 jun
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    • Bitch I won with a participation medal?
      123Smitty 22 jun
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    • “She only likes you because she thinks you’re the chosen one” “well I aM the chosen one” SMACK
      captdaddy 22 jun
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    • Theoretically, Let's say I was an idiot who didn't understand that. Can someone tell me what this means. Theoretically, ofcourse
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    • Of course I’m here, females can’t decide shit and now look and me...fucking B R E A T H I N G and shit
      Ely7521 22 jun
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    • The female egg musnt be that good a judge of characters cuz some of yall still come out retarded
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    • Damn the egg really fucked up picking me huh, like im cute but thats the only thing i got going for me
      Locotrbl 22 jun
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    • Why the fuck would that bitch choose me?
      Xale1231 22 jun
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    • So then we got fucking super powers and used them correctly, that’s better then winning a race
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    • So the egg chose the funniest guy on the entire planet (me). Awesome.
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    • The only female that chose me 😭
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    • So it’s your mom’s fault that she chose a fuck up to be born
      DonJuan1 21 jun
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    • If this is true it makes sense. As a sperm I'd be too retarded to listen to chemical signals or even notice I was being obviously rejected.
      TigersDen 21 jun
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    • yea so i still one you fuckwit
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    • More proof my mom is a moron
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    • What kind of feminist bullshit is this
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    • I was the least shit! That’s the best thing anyone has ever said about me
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    • So what you're saying is my bad choices started literally at my most basic cellular level
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    • Bad fucking choice
      TFKcrazed 21 jun
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    • Explains all the retards
      Yammy707 21 jun
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