• You compared me to an animal yet were
surprised when I attacked. Did you forget
that beasts have claws and teeth? sandersstudies
What kind of Shakespeare copy is this sandersstudies
"Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a
cause.
But since I am a dog, beware my fangs."
Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3
x sandersstudies
hippo-boy in
a
sailor suit
the nature of humanity is just that
every so often someone accidentally
invents Shakespeare again
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    • “What,You egg?” [he stabs him]
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    • “Have you ever seen a fierce animal you were sure would never bite?”
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    • You are a saucy boy
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    • On a perfectly nice post about Shakespeare there are still political retards and boog larps trying to act badass
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    • It’s not Merchant of Venice it’s Merchant of VENEZIA
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    • Merchant of Venice is about a jewish loan officer who gives a loan out to this guy but his ships all crashed so he can't pay the jew back, so the jew is like "then pay with your blood" and they go to court and the guys friends wife dresses up like a guy and is like "actually you can't k!ll him and
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    • It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!
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    • Deformities the philosopher pissing on a rich mans leg after being called a dog
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    • Redditers call me a n*zi now just what will they call me when shit starts getting real
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    • Those who lash out at the unknown are bound to be consumed by it, tread carefully, for respect is earned and not bestowed.
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    • Zero comments... ZERO COMMENTS.
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    • My favorite one piece quote is almost the same exact words.
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    • I prefer diogenes just straight pissing on dudes who called him a dog
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    • Merchant of Venice is based AF worth the read.
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    • Everyone has to have a little bit of edge in their life or else they will never be the sharpest knife in the drawer
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    • The arrogance of man realies on the patience of another
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    • CALL THE DAMN BOOK MERCHANT OF VENEZIA! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! ARE WE NOT GOOD ENOUGH? LEARN A LITTLE ITALIAN, PUTTANA! AND CALL THE BOOK WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!
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    • Man I usually come to the comments for a good time
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    • Shakespeare was either millenial or gen Z that time traveled
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    • No that’s just Diogenes again
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    • Didnt that crazy fuck Diogenes bite people?
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    • This is Diogenes...
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    • I feel like this is a pretty easy to think of idea
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    • Isn't that what zoro says before he cuts monet in half?
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    • What, you egg?
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    • Every time a furry gets triggered after getting told to grow up
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    • The Merchant of Venice goes hard
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    • They called me a dog so I pissed on then
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    • You treated me like an animal and so I acted like one
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    • Ok but who said it before Shakespeare
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    • The only literature I read is Epicfail8686's comments
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    • Shakespeare will always be relevant because he saw humanity deeper than the romantic, noble fallacies we tell ourselves.
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    • Assassinate
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    • Lame ass poetry is not a personality either
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    • What is that line on the left
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    • “Cowards die many deaths but the valiant taste of death but once” may not be exact but it’s from Julius Caesar. I HATE most all Shakespeare but this line has stuck with me since high school
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    • I cant see that tweet and not be given flashbacks.....
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    • Like crabs
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    • Eventually everyone will invent everything again. Its the cycle
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    • Put enough monkeys in a room and eventually they'll write Shakespeare
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    • “No beast but knows some touch of pity...but I know none, and therefore, am no beast.” -Aatrox
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    • Monkeys at keyboards moment
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    • Like when people called Diogenes a dog and he peed on them
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    • Give A thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and a thousand years and you get Shakespeare
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    • Big Diogenes energy
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    • Or the words or intent are heard and buried in your mind and they come out again in your own words
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    • Shakespeare has some good quotes, sadly its one good quotes in 1000 boring ass sentences
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    • I still think about that fridge magnet poem...
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    • Confirming ones negative opinions of you out of petty spite doesn’t make you strong.
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    • Thats all the same guy.
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    • The merchant of Venice is the best play by Shakespeare.
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    • Isn't that what diogenes was saying like you call me a dog ill act like a dog
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    • "Accidentally"
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    • Don't paint me as a monster then act surprised when I bite
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    • I bite my thumb at thee
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    • Do not confuse weird ass spergs with Shakespeare
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    • Monkey type writer theorem
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    • Dude this is something that someone says when they wanna blame you for getting too close to them when they hurt you. Had too many quirky shitty exes try and say something like this to me. What is this stupid edgy ass 2010s emo logic
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    • “You shit with that ass”
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    • My coworker said im all bark no bight. Guess what i did
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    • Was just jarring some habanero peppers, went pee without thinking about it, and didn’t wash my hands before I touched me penis, so now it’s on fire. Can I get an f lol
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    • "If I'm a dog, then you're dog food!"
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    • That is kinda cool tho how some literature translates throughout the years just a little different
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    • There was once an old woman who found an injured snake and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on her cheek as she lay dying she said why did u bite me after I helped u. The snake replied listen bitch u knew I was a snake 😊
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    • Why the fuck did the comments turn into a political cesspool. Do you braindead donkeys really have nothing better to do?
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    • Its like when someone called Diogenes a dog, he proceeded to lift his leg and piss on them
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    • If you give typewriters to monkeys they will eventually create Shakespeare
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    • One of my ex's had a bit o a bad attitude and would piss off most people just by being herself (not me, I still think she's awesome) so she had this amazing quote... "if you call me a bitch, I'll piss on you like one"
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    • What, you egg?
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    • Wasn't that like what that one greek homeless philosopher did, someone called him a dog so he pissed on them
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    • That’s kind of how the Mandela effect takes place lol
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    • They didn't forget, they simply forgot to tame you
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    • Monkeys and typewriters and all that.
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    • One does not simply invent Shakespeare, Shakespeare takes over them
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    • "The sum of a man is not measured by the good in his heart and not even what his soul speaks, but by the amount of cum in his balls" ~Me
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    • Isn't this diogenes
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    • Lets show appreciation for other countries since its the fourth of july everywhere #Allcountriesmatter
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    • I remember we had to read shakespeare in 7th grade and one line was, “I see he is not in your books (meaning she didn’t like him)” and this madlad responded with “yes, and if he was, i’d burn my study” and i was honestly impressed that this guy from like the 1700s could think up of a burn like that
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    • Diogenes of sinope moment
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    • Rumor_Weed this is in reference to the “sons of Abraham”
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    • Shakespearean English is gay stupid and dumb
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