• You can upgrade one organ in your
body. What's it do now?
well since i was born deaf. you could imagine that
it's an easy answer for me. i would love to have a
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    • Smart cause if you upgrade deaf you’d get super deaf
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    • I would upgrade my liver because I’m an alcoholic and I’m slowly killing myself
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    • Upgrade your lungs, so you could breath under water for like 10-20 minutes, run faster, exert yourself more, ext. It's definitely the best option
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    • Brain. Cuz then you can invent some weird bionic upgrades for everything else.
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    • I’d upgrade my balls so I could store more pee.
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    • I would upgrade my appendix so Incase my appendix ever bursts it explodes like a nuclear bomb destroying everything in a 3 mile radius
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    • I'd upgrade my skin to bulletproof skin, fucking luke cage this shit
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    • Upgrade my immune system so I can walk right into Africa and fuck a monkey with no consequences
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    • Brain, to make it function at a significantly faster rate. thus being able to do more in less time. Even though I'm diabetic I think its a brilliant idea.
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    • The brain. The brain controls every part of the body so if you upgrade the brain you can upgrade your whole body. It controls hormones that control aging and muscle growth. You could be an immortal
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    • My heart, so it isn’t as easy for people to break
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    • Upgrade my lungs so I can rip fat clouds
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    • Shit if i could upgrade anything upgrade my brain, become smart af and push humanity into a golden age where id then proceed to tear it all down into an economical collapse thus effectively ending the human race. But a big dick would be pretty sweet too
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    • Brain. I’ll upgrade it to the point I can control it and use that control to send signals for my other organs to upgrade
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    • Everyone’s saying brain but I’m going with whatever produces white blood cells so I could be impotent to any disease or cancer and sell a sample of white blood cells to scientists so the world beats all disease, destroys cancer, and I get rich.
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    • Upgrade my lungs so I never run out of breath
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    • Upgrade my toes to fend off the feet lickers hiding in my basement
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    • Brain so I can upgrade everything else with my newly given intelligence.
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    • Maybe my small intestines to filter out acess fats it would normally keep so i lose weight
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    • Wait if I upgrade my skin does it just look better or does it actually get tougher?
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    • Upgrade my brain so that I can figure out how to upgrade the rest of my body
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    • I’d go brain because even with my micropenis if I’m smart and make loads of cash I can still get ass easy
      MrDP 27 apr
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    • Skin, I want my skin to be bulletproof so I can join the military worry free
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    • I’m going to upgrade my skin to make me a white man!
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    • Adrenal gland, so I can control focus and strength increase consciously.
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    • I’d love a better pancreas so my diabetes would go away
      RoboDobo 29 apr
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    • My lungs so I can fucking breathe without my asthma incapacitating me
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    • My brain to think ridiculously faster tothe point where I can just science my way to prosperity
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    • Balls so I can store more pee
      Cmac029 28 apr
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    • Appendix because you could literally eat leaves and shit like a fucking monkey
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    • My knees I guess? I'm in HS and my left knee is so destroyed that I can barely run. Pretty tough for a football player lol
      qyrk 29 apr
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    • Upgrade my failing knee and finally be able to walk correctly for once in my life
      T3K_Memes 28 apr
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    • i wanna bigger appendix so that when it explodes i’ll take out a few city blocks with me.
      Mixionic 28 apr
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    • I'd upgrade my feet so I could fool women about the size of my dick then dissappoint them immensly
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    • Lungs. And with that you get to breath under water and go into space
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    • Dont need a bigger dick, just want to make it vibrate
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    • Indestructible skin. The only thing killing me is my own dietary decisions.
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    • “The Lungs”
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    • I’d upgrade my brain to the point I could upgrade and body part permanently through sheer will power
      Zerdley 28 apr
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    • My brain. I desire the intelligence necessary to destroy a few select countries.
      archer08 28 apr
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    • My appendix so it could be twice as useless
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    • Upgrade my brain to send signals to teach the rest of my body to upgrade as well causing my whole body to level up.
      asura1212 28 apr
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    • I would ask for a perfect heart and then do a heart transplant for my gf who has a bad heart so she wouldn’t have to suffer anymore
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    • I would upgrade whatever the fuck it is that controls my metabolism (thyroid?) and not have to be fat
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    • My brain so that I could control all my bodily functions at will and be able to increase and decrease my metabolic rate at will, change muscle mass at will, and give myself a bigger dick
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    • Brain. I would figure out how to get a bigger dick.
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    • Upgrade my appendix so when it bursts it fucking kills everyone in a 10 mile radius, not just me.
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    • Lungs so I don’t have fucking asthma anymore
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    • I’d upgrade my asshole so I could shit gold nuggets
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    • I would update my husband's pancreas so he wouldn't have to live with diabetes anymore
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    • My ass would shit gold for ever!!!
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    • Lungs so can forever smoke fat doinks
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    • Everyone saying bigger dick that’s not the right answer, the correct answer is a dick that jizzes chocolate.
      Maelthus 3 may
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    • The brain, or more accurately the brain cells so they keep regenerating and now im immortal.
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    • GUYS. THE MUSCLE SYSTEM IS TECHNICALLY AN ORGAN. NOODLE ARMED GAMERS RISE UP (we live in a society)
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    • I would get a bigger liver so when im old enough. I can drink twice as mich alcohol
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    • Skin so I could take more damage
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    • Id upgrade my skin bc im black :(
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    • Yall not thinking good enough. I'd straight up upgrade my skin.
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    • iFunny, quit using the same features you fuck wits
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    • Brain. That way I can use my 200 IQ to figure out why my dad left me
      Shade6699 30 apr
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    • My peehole. So i can take massive piss
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    • Knee size. I’d love to have knees as big as basketballs
      Dark_Lord 29 apr
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    • R E G R O W M Y F O R E S K I N
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    • Upgrade my lungs cause my juul is slowly eating away at them
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    • If you have no disability there is 0 reason not to upgrade the brain
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    • Can I upgrade my brain to stop being depressed for no fucking reason
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    • skin, ill become bullet proof and stack bodies
      CuzImDuck 29 apr
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    • My bladder because then I sit through endgame
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    • Upgrade the living shit outta the brain, then upgrade the rest with the knowledge i got from upgrading my brain.
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    • Make it to where my eyes can see in the dark go into infrared actually see clear and detect move meant such as a person suddenly moving and they get like highlited
      zineth 29 apr
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    • My skin. (Yes skin is classified as an organ) then it'll now harden at will in specific places and heal much faster.
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    • skin. become luke cage
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    • I’d say skin. Make myself bulletproof.
      dguy92 28 apr
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    • Upgrade my eyes to get some fucking naruto powers
      Karthull 28 apr
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    • I would upgrade my fucking brain so i can use it to tell my body to build a indestructible buff big dongis killing machine of a body
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    • I want cells that multiply at a cancerous rate
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    • Upgrade my brain so I know how to upgrade the rest of my organs
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    • I’d overhaul my cellular organs, like my mitochondria, and alter my dna to regenerate telomeres. You die because your mitochondria essentially wear out, which is why you age. I’d essentially be really fucking long winded. Oh yeah, and I’d live for hundreds of years
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    • My heart, since that valve is prolapsed and will most likely die young because of it.
      Faustians 28 apr
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    • Lungs. Deep breath once a day is all I would need.
      JamesHays 28 apr
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    • My kidneys so when I eventually transplant for my dad, we’ll have a higher chance of success.
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    • Brain cause it also extends to muscle control through the nervous system
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    • I'd upgrade my brain to solve all the other problems with our bodies.
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    • Hah. Its time to upgrade my appendix for an even bigger explosion
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    • I'd upgrade my appendix just to see if it finally does some shit, hopefully I either get super powers or die
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    • Id upgrade my appendix so the hospital cant charge me 45,000 dollars
      Omarly41 28 apr
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    • My brain, you serious? If you can give your brain enough of a boost, you can give the rest of your body the same boost through your newfound intelligence. You’d be Rick
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    • Lung not only to not have asthma but to also produce a flammable gas so I can breathe fire
      J_1_11_5 28 apr
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    • NormG 28 apr
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    • I have a big enough dick, I would like the ability to move my dick like a tongue.
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    • My brain because 1. Im a dumbass and 2. Id be able to read minds or some shit
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    • My dick can now shrink and elongate on command to any sizes
      amjosh 28 apr
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    • Skin, bullet proof bitch
      Kirbro877 28 apr
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    • Upgrade my appendix so it explodes and kills me
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    • My brain. It can now fully enhance and control every cell of my body so I can enhance my other organs including my brain so now I'm hulk super man with a massive dong
      Luigi_G 28 apr
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    • Upgrade my heart so I can pump blood at supersonic speeds. Just gotta poke a hole in my finger and boom. Blood gun.
      R6S_Jager 28 apr
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    • My brain if it is considered a organ
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    • Just one super extremely beefy bigtoe.
      Dr_Quack 28 apr
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