• you can
only sting someone once so
make
sure you
only do it to protect the hive.
what if we see a guy on a
ladder cleaning
his gutters and minding his own
business?
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    • The problem they have, is they don't know that. They can sting other things more than once, it's just how our skin is structured that prevents the stinger from coming back out
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    • Nah dude, that's wasp's and yellow jackets. Bees are chill
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    • "What if a nice girl saves us from drowning in a pool" "Definitely an exception too"
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    • This is how you know these people havent seen bees, bees are cool and generally wont fuck with you as long as you leave them alone. They dont want the smoke. WASPS ON THE OTHER HAND are bastard bugs from hell and will sting you just for fun if given the chance, unless you establish dominance early
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    • He's doing WHAT
      Xenopath 6 jul
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    • Reminder
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    • I talk to bees peacefully and tell them to “fuck off, leave me alone. I’m not bothering you, bitch” and they always leave. Try it sometime.
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    • I feel like someone had a bad experience
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    • And if they have sugar drink, game over
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    • Hey guys, bee here. Just gonna go out and say it, not all bees act the same. Most bees are nice, but there are a violent subspecies of bees which, like black people, we call "africanized". You see, in 1965 Brazilian beekeepers crossbred East African bees with their Iberian hives in order to increas
      Animus3D 6 jul
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    • There is a beehive on my apartment balcony. I don’t fuck with them and they don’t fuck with me. 10/10 chill bros
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    • Man the person who made this was emotionally hurt by bees
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    • Bees are chill as fuck. I was mowing my lawn and didn’t even notice there was one in my bamboo tree and it starting floating around me for a few seconds and then flew away. Fuzzy little boss
      noon2509 6 jul
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    • Wasps don’t die, so the fuckers just keep going till you smack ‘em, and even then they’re agile as hell
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    • I've only been stung by one wasp/bee in my life and it was a yellow jacket. I was walking upstairs then it all of a sudden felt like i was impaled by glass. I limped to a couch to remove the glass. I saw no glass. A yellow jacket was crawling from under my foot. My foot was throbbing for 10 hours.
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    • That's wasps and hornets bees won't even sting you if they step on them. Only time you'll get stung is if you are picking them up, or really close to their hive.
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    • That guys walking. He’s doing WHAT?
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    • Being completely honest they will not sting you unless you swat at them or fuck with the nest if you sit still they will land on you and then fly away had dozens land on my finger then just sit still and they don’t sting but if you swat and act crazy they think you’re attacking them so of course
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    • Hippity hoppity this meme is now my property.
      mikebo26 6 jul
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    • He's doing WHAT
      Cypher8_ 6 jul
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    • DM bussy pls
      DatZtuff 6 jul
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    • Wow, 3 comments. What great features tonight
      narfstud 6 jul
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    • Fuck this slander. Bees are awesome, I've been right next to whole boxes of bee hives with thousands of bees flying around me and they were mad chill, even if they bump into you. In contrast a wasp crawled down my shirt and stung me like 7 times. Wasps are gay, bees are the homie
      WesIdk 9 jul
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    • "What if I trap myself in a house and starve to death because my stupidity prevents me from leaving they way I came in?"
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    • DO NOT TALK SHIT I WAS SPARED FROM THE WRATH OF WASPS WHILE I WAS 16 FEET UP
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    • I feel like this was made by an angry guy who was on a ladder cleaning his gutters and minding his own business when he was stung buy a bee
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    • No, wasps are the asses, not honey bees u idiot
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    • Or the guy just trying to build a shed
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    • Bees are chill and I love them
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    • Bees are good boys and girls. Wasps and hornets? Fuck those things
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    • Ripping their stinger out is an unfortunate side effect of stinging thick skinned creatures
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    • "Or pulling weeds from his backyard?" "GET A SQUAD OF THREE AND FUCK HIM UP" sorry I dont have a good history with bees
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    • They actually can get their stinger out, if you don’t panic and let them work it out, they’ll work around in little circles until it comes free, then fly off. Of course, the same can’t be said if they stung you because you stepped on it
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    • “What if someone accidentally sits on us?” “Oh, try to sting that one TWICE”
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    • Bees are so cute and fuzzy I love bees.
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    • Bees are so chill dawg I’ve never been stung by one. Only time I’ve been stung by something is when I was like 5 playing in my sandbox and this asshole hornet care up and stung me on the top of my head.
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    • I’ve stepped on two dead bees and their stingers went into my foot both times I still think bees are cool but damn did that hurt for a couple days
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    • All bees are female except drones.
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    • "Minding his own bee's wax," wold have been funnier
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    • Wasps
      Wysp 7 jul
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    • Bees just kinda bump their way around you
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    • With all these comments Im starting to think i might be immune to the thing where hornets/wasps/bees go to attack, I've seen them go after other people but not me
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    • If it flies it dies
      Foskia 7 jul
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    • Remember people bees are an invasive species, so even if they are gone there are other insects and stuff that pollinate flower and stuff
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    • Miia2k 7 jul
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    • Fuck wasps, I k i l l them on sight, no exceptions to their abomination of a species
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    • Bees usually don’t die when they sting. Their stingers get stuck in animals with thick skin like humans and bears but if the aren’t knocked off they can actually work their stinger out of their target and fly away perfectly fine.
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    • One time a wasp landed on my arm. I tried doing the whole if im chill to a bee thing maybe i'll be fine. Watched it sting my arm once then flew away. Fucking not cool.
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    • This is oddly specific, are you okay OP?
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    • True story: I was at a picnic w the fam and I was sipping my coke. I set it down for a sec and picked it up only to feel that I now had a bee flying around my mouth. I got stung in the roof of my mouth and spit out the ducking bee. I literally had to pull the stinger out. So much for the first sting
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    • i have never been stung by a bee
      u_rgay 7 jul
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    • Bees are fine, its the wasps that are dicks
      cnash15 7 jul
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    • Or what about a baby just laying in an open field
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    • Another reason to stay away from ladders
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    • Never been stung by a bee in my life.
      memotyka 7 jul
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    • People hate on wasps too much if you are very gentle you can pick them up with your finger and let them go
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    • Bees rarely ever sting, you’re thinking of wasps which are more aggressive defenders and don’t have barbs in their stingers that cause them to get stuck and rip them apart, so they can sting more than once.
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    • If you dont panic a lot of times you can save the bee by taking his stinger out
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    • What be hurt you ,op?
      JJokay 6 jul
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    • Nah, bees that die when they sting are chill. Wasps are corrupt with the power of stinging multiple times without consequence. Until of course I smash them with a newspaper because they’re fucking stinging me
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    • Bees are calm
      Jorge15 6 jul
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    • Bees don’t care. Wasps on the other hand are a-holes.
      Llama_2k 6 jul
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    • My family has beehives all around our property, and I can't go outside without seeing anywhere from 5-15 bees, and I have never been stung. Taught from a young age just to leave them alone
      Konnor77 6 jul
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    • He's doing WHAT
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    • “Well that guy’s walking over there”
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    • Bees aren't assholes. Wasps are
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    • Hornets will enjoy ducking your day up. Only time I was stung it was 3 times in a row by 3 hornets that all went off on me at once. Felt like a burning piece of metal where they stung
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    • There was a nest of ground hornets and my dad was holding the ladder while I went up because it was really unsteady and we both got about 30 stings. It was terrible
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    • Bees are chill if you leave them alone wasps and hornets are assholes tho. Also bees cant sting *humans* more than once they can sting other things fine
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    • Someone had a bad experience with bees huh
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    • Bees are my chill man fuuck offff
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    • There is I think 3 species of bee that does after stinging but most can sting multiple times. Bees generally don't go after you except in self defense but always close your mouth when one gets close
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    • A wasp flew up my friends pants once, not a good time for him.
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    • I live on three acres and have 20 bee hives. None of us ever get stung going about our daily lives.
      tetodaye 6 jul
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    • Bumblebees are the best. Poofy little workers
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    • bees are bro material, they just hang around my shed and land on my shoulder when i go there
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    • Bees don’t usually sting, those are wasps hornets and yellow jackets that you are thinking of. Bees know they can only sting once. They have barbs on the stinger that are meant to stick in and do more damage. Those people sayings because of our thick skin are smooth brained.
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    • I like how their faces look like they're from One Punch Man
      BluJay_K 6 jul
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    • The Bees
      July 6 jul
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    • So I have a wasp nest above me and we have a deal I don’t mess with them and they leave me alone. It’s been a few months they have kids and the treaty still stands.
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    • Odly specific.... i know the person who made this was outside working hard and got tagged by one of these fuckers
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    • ackshually, bees will twist themselves out, its just when you try to swat at it then it gets scared and tries to fly out and rip out its stinger.
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    • I fucking love bees, I feel like a ginormous monster compared to them, like the art of knights facing off against titans and roaring thunder.
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    • Bro I've been around bees so many times and just acted like I usually do and they didn't sting me, I've never been stung. How dumb do you have to be to get stung by a bee
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    • Most things like bears and birds can be sting multiple times. Humans just have dummy thicc skin
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