• You can fit the entirety of Poland into Texas and still be able to drive around it.
The texas amoeba absorbs yet another unsuspecting eastem european country
This is exactly what happened to Yugoslavia
Why people obsessed about Texas
TEXASVORE
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    • stephencg 18 jun
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    • Nothing better than reminding Texans they are the SECOND largest state. They have the SECOND largest canyon in the US. They are the SECOND largest state by population.
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    • Only thing you can’t fit in Texas is your mom
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    • Wait till they hear about Alaska
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    • Literally just drove through Texas and lemme tell ya it never fucking ends
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    • Texas ain't even the biggest one
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    • I don’t think people realize that Alaska is colossal compared to Texas
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    • You can fit the entire cities of Austin, Dallas, and Houston in Texas.
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    • Any Houston people on here? I’m going there in a week and would like to know what cool things I should try to do while I’m there
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    • Alaska numba one
      Meitou 18 jun
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    • Where are you, Tumblr wheel of reactions
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    • Alaska is double the size of Texas and compared to eachother, Texas looks like a pussy state
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    • People always bring up that Alaska is technically the biggest state as if it clearly doesn't count as 90% of it is snow or tiny ass towns
      Lukewarm5 18 jun
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    • Yeeee haw I tell you hwhat it get me horny
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    • Before someone shits their pants and cries that Alaska is bigger, it is not mainland, so fuck Alaska.
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    • Texas gang
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    • U can fit the entirely of the Dallas in the state of Texas! Wrap your head around that!!!
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    • It was funny at first but when people T Y P E L I K E T H I S its just kind of obnoxious now
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    • too bad you’ll have to dodge all of the Californians moving in
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    • Vore me, Texas daddy 😩😵🤯🥴🤤
      Cacaonut 18 jun
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    • All y’all saying how Alaska is bigger than Texas are not thinking about how much of useful land Alaska has vs Texas, if we talk about useful land, Texas beats Alaska
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    • I love me Texas
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    • Texas has a ranch that is larger then Rhode Island
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    • Guys what’s vore? Should I look it up?
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    • BuT AlAsKa, stfu
      Fishpole 18 jun
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    • In this country, there's a fetish by the name of Texas Vore.
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    • I wish Texas would vore California because this place is literal shit. No I’m being seriously literal; there is shit everywhere and nothing is being done.
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    • Alaska is just second Canada. We only use you for resources. Doesn’t count as a state unless someone asks how many states we have. Get fucked Alaskans Texas number 1
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    • Why are people surprised about its size Texas at one time was its own country
      mirv01 18 jun
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    • i feel like a disproportionate number of ifunnyers live in texas
      sixbones 18 jun
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    • Tumblr is full of fucking idiots
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    • It appears my superiority has led to some controversy
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    • Idk why, but I live in texas and I makes me happy to see it being included in stuff
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    • WaIt TiLl ThEy HeAr AbOuT aLAsKa....stfu can hardly even live there
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    • Did you know that Texas is so big that you can fit the entire state of Texas within its borders
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    • Alaska is twice the size of texas
      willweezy 18 jun
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    • Brazzers 18 jun
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    • This is all propaganda. it’s all Ohio, remember?
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    • Remember the time some cucks were comparing the size of texas to europeans, then someone put texas inside austrailia in a attempt to feel special about coming from austrailia?
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    • act up see what happens: TEXASVORE
      monoho 18 jun
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    • Okay speaking of the south, I’d like to consult any southern athletes on ifunny. How the fuck do you guys deal with the heat? I just go back from a run and it was barely over 80 but I felt like shit. I live in the north btw
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    • bruh i thought it said portland n i was like damn portland is big as fuck tho
      visine 18 jun
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    • Move to Texas, we have HEB and Whataburger
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    • Griffin McElroy is the ceo of texas vore
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    • S p a c i n g l e t t e r s f o r E M P H A S I S
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    • Show me the forbidden Texasvore!
      Kags 18 jun
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    • T E X A S V O R E
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    • Took the msf course is Florida mind you. We had to introduce ourselves and 1st words out a mofo was: Texan here!
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    • Texas should have more electoral college votes because of all the liberals moving there from California. Change my mind.
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    • I'm surprised at the amount of people that don't know what vore is. I thought it was a kink that a lot more people were into 😐 besides, it makes more sense than foot fetishes.
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    • S P A C E D L E T T E R S
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    • *Polish accent* "Howdy partner."
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    • Yes texas is big yes us Texans tend to consider a 2 or 3 hour drive not that far just to go a few cities over not a state over and yes Alaska is way bigger as far as land mass but f*$& those guys except the ones in the mountains they are cool
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    • Etx gang
      stacey_ 18 jun
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    • Alaska is bigger tho
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    • We love Texas!
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    • vore is hot
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    • T E X A S V O R E shut up bitch
      Cephelo 18 jun
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    • Texas still a bitch weed is illegal
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    • Texas is the objectively the worst state with the least to offer and that’s the truth.
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    • Texas sucks ass and so does it's barbecue
      Dry_Heev 18 jun
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      Tkoss 18 jun
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    • no one in the comments talking about Rhode Island.
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    • Yea but Texas could fit into Alaska, sooooo Texas isn't the biggest state....
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    • Yall keep actin like Texas is the largest, Fuckin Alaska is larger then half the damn country
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    • LUBBOCK GANG
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    • Alaska is bigger than Texas
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    • Yeah but Germany wouldn't dare invade
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    • The 6th largest city in Texas has more people than all of Alaska. Nobody cares how big it is since Alaska is just wannabe Canada.
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    • Texas is full of libtards
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    • TEXAS VORE I NEES MORE COUNTRYS TO VOOOORE
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    • That’s definitely not what happened to yugoslavia. Tumblr is braindead unfunny “humor”
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    • Don't show them how big alaska is
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    • You know ohio? That fairly small state? It takes at least 4 grueling hours to go from one end to the other
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    • CAPITALIZE AND REPEAT TO GET UPVOTE......did I do it right?
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    • Where’s my dallas people at??
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    • Oh fuck I’m being vored by Texas rn someone please help me
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    • That's why the US and Asia will never be properly invadrd by another power. Both are so vast and large that unless the globe is dedicated to grief that one country, you dont have the men to take AND keep that amount of land
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    • You can fit 2 texas in Alaska. Texas you bitch of a state
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    • Yeah baby McAllen Texas let’s go!
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    • Comanche > Texas
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    • You could fit Texas in most Canadian provinces and territories
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    • texas vore
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    • Yet they have better healthcare, better quality of life and better chocolate
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    • Holy fuck I thought el Paso and Laredo were close to Heather
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    • Classic rule, repeat something but in caps
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    • Do people forget that Alaska is the largest state
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