You can always pirate college textbooks
tS always morally corre
You can always pirate college textbooks tS always morally corre
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words:
"Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
24 feb
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words: "Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
You nutted on You said you want baby
my face I shower
Broly Broly
23 sep 2020
You nutted on You said you want baby my face I shower
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
Spring Sprint
Day 56
Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Skippy420 Skippy420
24 sep 2020
Spring Sprint Day 56 Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
combathunter19 combathunter19
25 sep 2020
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
Me: Its medicinal
Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Tiara Tiara
14 sep 2020
Me: Its medicinal Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Doctor_S3xx Doctor_S3xx
27 sep 2020
Dog trained to locate virgins
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP
YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
onslaught99
12 sep 2020
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS
WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
PyroStaticAK007 PyroStaticAK007
20 nov 2020
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies*
People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies* People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
Everytime!
Me: *Stretches*
My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
Everytime! Me: *Stretches* My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
mauithespoiledcat mauithespoiledcat
24 sep 2020
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush