"You attract what you fear"
Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha!
RES
can't believed that worked!
"You attract what you fear" Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha! RES can't believed that worked!
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
SkweezyJibbz SkweezyJibbz
24 nov 2020
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
my liver watching me take a sip of water
my liver watching me take a sip of water
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
flamboyantAmdaed flamboyantAmdaed
13 mar
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history
The dog at the party
Rank Rank
26 sep 2020
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history The dog at the party
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
4 oct 2020
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one
THE
BRAN
My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
__Toxicity__ __Toxicity__
26 dec 2020
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one THE BRAN My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
Jo3Jo3Sr Jo3Jo3Sr
25 may
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
cyunvMo cyunvMo
8 jan 2021
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
mycomputerisdead mycomputerisdead
23 sep 2020
© Based on: bitch
THE WAY IT HUGGED THE SHOE WHEN IT FELL we sori simba
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all