• You are offered $10,000,000 if you can
name something that not even 1 person
in the world has a fetish for. What do you
answer?
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    • I just jacked one to you. You lose now
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    • I really really wish I could say poop and win the $10 million, but unfortunately our world is full of disgusting people
      Mannana 6 jul
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    • Sticking a full bottle of REAL coke-a-cola in their dick at midnight while their niece watches while wearing a blue onesie
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    • I hear ugly bastard is a popular genre in Japan. There’s hope for you yet, buddy
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    • A 87 year old amputee woman on her period masterbating with a chicken to A black transgener midget drenched in piss eating shit while fucking a dead infant in a snake outfit all while 911 plays on another screen
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    • Taking falling leaves from a birch tree On October 23rd at 1:23 am PST, and stuffing them into a Trojan Bare Skin Condom bought from a CVS at exactly 3:49pm EST.
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    • Ground up teeth
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    • Amy Schumer
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    • British teeth
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    • It's pretty easy, you just have to be REALLY specific. Like, I bet no one has a fetish for the EXIT sign next to the back entrance of my old middle school
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    • 1998 Buick Lesabre, with 212,723 miles on it and a hood that’s a different color
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    • Getting Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis and Hemorrhagic Shock at the same time
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    • Black Mold on Drywall
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    • I’d just say some specific cortinate In the universe. It be nearly impossible for another human to have the same one
      Diop 6 jul
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    • Taxes
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    • Me actually getting the 10mill now
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    • Roof shingles
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    • 2012 Chevy sonic lt 1.8 liter passenger side mirror back plastic cover.
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    • Probably feet cause there gross🤢
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    • anything that is not waluigi hentai
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    • The burial site where I hid the body
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    • No one has a fedish for Babies if anyone says otherwise ima beat yo ass
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    • I would say me if I was wrong then I would ask who was it
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    • Wooden candles
      Forever 6 jul
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    • The concept of 'nothing'.
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    • perhaps the sale of doorknobs.
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    • Just do something really specific ex. The clay sculpture I made in tenth grade art class.
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    • The squeaky floor board in my bedroom. It's under my bed and no one knows it exists, except for everyone reading this....
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    • Cardi B
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    • If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive, they would eventually find me attractive
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    • Knowing about 2 girls 1 cup is letting you that this task is impossible.
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    • There’s no way someone could have a fetish for sewer drains, fences, doors, walls, windows, mailboxes, dog poop bags, cat litter, empty pizza boxes, old moldy bananas, stop signs, dog harnesses, street lights, wheels, bars, sidewalks, roof shingles, fireplaces, moldy pumpernickel bread, ac units, ea
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    • content not available more
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    • A dildo made out of molars
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    • You just have to name something extremely specific like “the copper towel rack mounts in my childhood home”
      The_Fax 6 jul
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    • Hillary Clinton I mean bill doesn't even want her and he'll fuck anything
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    • Coat hangers
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    • Pocket pusst filled with puss
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    • It is called ugly bastard, and it is a kink
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    • Chromium infused thermite
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    • The other person not consenting! Wait...
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    • Osama bin laden with a split penis running around naked with a chalk board scratching it with his nails as you see human centipedes flocking behind him, with the main soundtrack being played is The PTSD theme if there was, the more he runs the more blood gushing.
      amir_ad 6 jul
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    • Paper cuts on your dick or vagina, then pouring battery acid in the wound.
      wspyder 6 jul
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    • 2 wheel drive subaru brat, nobody liked those
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    • Air fetish
      Specin 6 jul
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    • Who has a fetish for balconies I feel like jo one has a fetish for that
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    • Taxes
      Matt3895 6 jul
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    • Jerking off to Pixar movies dressed as the Phillie Phanatic while a barbershop quartet full of bdsm enthusiasts sings songs about the wonders of dick cheese as they stretch and pull on their flaccid penises using only a mixture of melted butter and the tears of 8 year old Filipino orphans as lube.
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    • Lies. I’ve been jerking it to that guy for years
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    • Fetish? Maybe g- no there definitely is a fetish for god why wouldnt there be
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    • The seven hundredth atom of my left testicle
      _Hans 6 jul
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    • Giving away free dirt
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    • Programming in Malbolge while eating raw flour.
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    • Eyebrow hair
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    • Ok some frogs and many fish don't have sex to make eggs females lay eggs and males nut on the eggs and I beat it in the shower and my nut goes down the drain does that mean that the water that goes into the ocean or rivers might contain my nut and that it might fertilize fish eggs and there might be
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    • Being crippled by a piano being dropped onto you and afterward being slowly scavenged by vultures for weeks
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    • Sticking their hands in lava
      kickup 6 jul
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    • The bottom of a bridge
      Duhkota 6 jul
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    • If you have a fetish for this, you're a sick fuck
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    • Lol Yamcha
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    • al-qaeda
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    • I’m pretty sure foot fetish doesn’t exist
      chopstew 6 jul
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    • Sand.
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    • I'd get more specific. Like, "the twisting of *this* strand of hair behind my ear around an orange that has a diameter of 3 inches." If that's someone's fetish, then damn, I don't deserve that money.
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    • The earth's core drinking mountain dew from the north pole
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    • Removing the keyboard keys and cumming into the slots, to then put the keys back so they get stuck on.
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    • The right testicle on Caitlyn Jenner shoved into my ass while singing “bah bah black sheep have you any wool” while watching The Dave Chappell Show
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    • Foghorn Leghorn
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    • The particular act of the top nob of a lamp shade being used to pleasure bernie Sanders, causing him to turn into an anthro clock where every 12 o'clock he gets an orgasm.
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    • Extra long needle
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    • Neutron stars
      Flister 6 jul
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    • A rash
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    • Boogers, oh wait, I have one 😎
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    • That sensation when you’re eating a popsicle and accidentally bite the stick
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    • Chartreuse post it notes with the word uniform imprinted onto it by a 2.7 liter gallon of strawberry sparkling water, pay up
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    • Being erased from Existence?
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    • Astracite
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    • That's where you're wrong kiddo
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    • Vinegar
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    • Quentin Tarantino.
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    • Granite
      TGbrony 6 jul
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    • Socks and sandals
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    • Stereo RCA to stereo 1/4” cables
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    • And then you dont get the money and you know someone at least lusts over you.
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    • The cost was $10,000,000
      usesname 6 jul
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    • Floor tiles
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    • Find something only one or two people have a fetish for, then eliminate them.
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    • Dark Matter
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    • But think abt it, it's a win win. If no one has a fetish for u, than 10 mil ez. If someone does, than that means there is hope for u.
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    • Piplup
      Oshawatt 6 jul
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    • Something that doesn't exist
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    • A knife, it’s dark, but it is a correct answer
      idkurmom 9 jul
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    • Dying
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    • Dying
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    • Making a pentagram out of your own feces on the roof of your car, drill a hole into the inside from the roof, attaching a vacuum to the hole, and fuck your car.
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    • The 2-4 stud tan LEGO brick
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