You are a hard level Memer if you
see this
xAnchorMANx94
15 apr
You are a hard level Memer if you see this
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
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Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
MAY
STAR WARS RETURN OF THE
ore Lucks
Vraplt All Up
MAY STAR WARS RETURN OF THE ore Lucks Vraplt All Up
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
Dafua?
Whose hand is that?
Dafua? Whose hand is that?
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV
(confused unga bunga)
Lo_mein_mayne Lo_mein_mayne
9 dec 2020
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV (confused unga bunga)
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at
the stoplight.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at the stoplight.
If you want to understand the Universe
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Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
Pug owners: "My little cutie"
The pug:
LegendaryChipRack LegendaryChipRack
20 jan 2021
Pug owners: "My little cutie" The pug:
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2
THIS WOULD BREAK
BOK OFFICE
snoopyWrldwtf_90s snoopyWrldwtf_90s
20 oct 2020
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2 THIS WOULD BREAK BOK OFFICE
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone
kusmus69 kusmus69
22 sep 2020
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with
by ag
my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose
15429 311
funnytime funnytime
1 may
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with by ag my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose 15429 311