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    • You know the rules, it’s time to die
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    • So in the past they used to not attack but i got a rude awakening when i got wrecked after accidentally hitting a villager and pissed myself
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    • I discovered the hard way that if your popularity among the villagers is low enough then the iron golems will keep attacking you forever. I still remember working on an underground structure and turning around to see the newly spawned Golem cornering me.
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    • I have a city on my realm that used to have so many villagers (when the only limit was how many doors you had, and brother there were shitloads of doors) that the frame rate would plummet. I paid another player 10 diamonds to slaughter all the unemployed villagers. The iron golems attack him to 1/2
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    • Bruh that’s like saying “I shot someone by mistake” to the police and then acting surprised when getting arrested
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    • I, Boatman, can kick an iron golem’s ass
      Boat_Man 25 jun
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    • Had an illager raid, accidentally hit him and then proceeded to kick my ass! All villagers died
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    • Just here me out.. Netherite Golem
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    • Shits poppin. Come join if you like.
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    • First meme featured, nice.
      Dhark 25 jun
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    • One tap to a villager kil1s them, yet they run like chickens woth their heads cut off before finally dropping down. Golems are to protect the village from any intruders, but are too trusting. They let an intruder in, and the intruder may even high five a villager, and the villager dies, ...
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    • The iron golem
      CovidDio 26 jun
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    • Just build 3 blocks up and smack the shit out of the golem
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    • Just get a really good rep with the village so they don't attack you on a whim like that
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    • I broke villager mechanics in the Nether update snapshot using an iron farm, and the zombie cure price reduction trick. I made a villager gulag that had doors to open between cells for breeding purposes, but otherwise the villagers spent their days in the cell. If I wanted to zombify and then cure
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    • Just smack it, run away, stack up 3 blocks, then they can't hit you anymore and you get free iron (speedrun strats)
      Rinua 27 jun
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    • He's just doing his job
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    • I hit, you hit.
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    • Theres a fat black bar across the bottom what do those two slides say?
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    • I don’t like this format
      HornyYoda 25 jun
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    • I would nuke the whole village, if u touch me
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    • Yall bedrock players should come play my friends anarchy server I'm not gonna be active for the summer so that would be a good time to make a move on the server as I wont be spawn k*lling you. G3uNxYLMZuk Wastelands anarchy is a no rules server except for hacking and MAKING 32KS you wil
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    • shit’s always annoying when you’re naked.
      blazey 25 jun
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    • Hrmmmmmmmm yes
      Weird 25 jun
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    • Yatsuto 29 jun
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    • Hey uh me and my friend are farming raids and i wanna make some snowgolem turrets. Anyone have any suggestions for one that dosnt burn loot with lava?
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    • I was once fighting a raid of pillagers in Minecraft on my PS4 with a multishot crossbow I had acquired from one of the pillagers I had previously slain and one of the arrows accidentally hit the iron golem I was fighting along side with so not only did I have to then fight off a raid but also a
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    • so i just got a totem of undying from a raid, was gonna save it. breaking blocks to uncover villager houses. hit a villager by mistake. iron golem B E A S T M O D E. lose totem of undying
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    • If you have good reputation with them, accidentally hitting one won’t instantly aggro the golems
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    • Iron golems are pretty cool guys. They just have a bad boy side that you have to look past
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    • I accidentally hooked a villager nitwit with a fishing pole and the golem came over in 0.3 seconds and mercilessly beat me to death
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    • Mint craft
      BlackMask 25 jun
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    • Deadass I hit a villager by accident in a hardcore world after fighting off zombies and skeletons and I didn’t even realize I hit the villager. After the fight I had to stop and eat quickly cuz I was low and I fucking died to the bitch golemn
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    • A good meme ruined by fucking Minecraft
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    • You are a noob if you don’t go for the iron golem first. Shits free iron
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    • Stop featuring Minecraft garbage.
      DonutOp 26 jun
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    • Learn to crop
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    • I still can't tell if people can't crop their images, or if this app just keeps auto-cropping them
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    • Really!?! The crop is fucked up by ONE letter!? Come on D'X
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    • Minecraft sucks
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    • This format is bland and unfunny just like the show it came from
      Maggnum_B 25 jun
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    • My montage wrecks kids like the golem
      thee_KX 25 jun
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    • Hey what tf is this meme format called I need to know
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    • What’s the meme template for this
      Ltdee2005 30 jun
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    • A yes but in Minecraft world picking wheat and punching someone full force is the same movement
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    • anybody else getting features that just have black over part of the screen and no way to get rid of it?
      kstove96 29 jun
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    • I read it fucking side to side trying to decipher what it meant for fucking 10 minutes
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    • Here’s an idea. Anytime you hit a hostile mob, you get a temporary 2 second status effect that makes you immune to angering golems. Make the status effect hidden so it doesn’t clutter everything up.
      Fontune 28 jun
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    • A better format would be the teamwork timebomb thing from spongebob
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    • "Parkours on top of house" iron golem:I am powerless. random skeleton: "snipes you off building" Steve: "immediately dies"
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    • fuckin idiot villager walked in front of me while i was breaking a lantern so the village iron golem came up and catapulted me into the stratosphere
      fumez1 28 jun
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    • Bitch I built that village
      Luka_Lux 28 jun
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    • I'm about to try this game for the very first time. Wish me luck.
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    • How do we all feel about the 1.16.1 Nether Update?
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    • Tower up 3 blocks and smack that bitch
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    • I dont know why but I run a big village so iron golem would spawn but sometimes they will just randomly attack me.
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    • Sometimes I smack iron golems while they aren’t looking and run for my fucking life back to my house. Steve’s been eating a lot of pumpkin pie, he needs the exercise and the golem likes having his booty smacked. Everyone wins.
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    • would hate to have to delete another chunk of metal
      Link 28 jun
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    • A golem kiIIed my dog once so now I have an iron farm.
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    • Four block high everytime
      Le0nTeck 28 jun
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    • Okay
      DLUE 27 jun
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    • So tem gringo nessa porra sifude kk
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    • This is a rip-off version of the spongebob meme and I don't like it
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    • But is he wrong? If you think about it, you are more of a monster destroying the wildlife and carving the land to your liking
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    • Did you know my dumb ass figured out you can put a lead on one and trap it inside a house and commence to ki lling the entire village while listening to his pain
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    • Yeah but imagine being punched so hard it gets you 1/20th the way to death.
      Otakezt 27 jun
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    • The shit rag
      cumrag2 27 jun
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    • *punches villager* *gets launched into fucking space*
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    • off topic, yall ever get straight up jumpscared by a song on your playlist?
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    • Or when you try to save it but you do a full swing and hit him too
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    • I rebuilt my village and had it expanded so when i hit a villager about 10 golems started chasing me down, lost 20 lvls which sucked cuz i was saving for a diamond armor enchant
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    • Those golems not a JOKE,better come correct
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    • *murders tbe nitwits with a trident*
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    • *yeets to the stratosphere*
      Shon_w 26 jun
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    • Loser virgin kid game
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    • This is the one 😂
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    • CRS6132 26 jun
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    • They fixed how mob aggression worka
      Laser 26 jun
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    • Just build 3 blocks up smh
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    • Build up three blocks and get the free iron tf?
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    • Fuck them green villagers
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    • I want a new server you can go to where the villagers have advanced technology to the highest point and if you attack they just whip out de-atomizers and disintegrate you.
      Bunnysan 26 jun
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    • I don’t get this meme
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    • Wtf did you use this shit instead of the rayman template
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    • I murdered a villager because he kept going into my house and sleeping in my bed. The next day I stood in front of the iron golem and he did nothing.
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    • Hahahahahaha
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    • I downloaded pocket edition when i moved out because the ps4 was my brothers and damn im always accidentally hitting people
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    • I don’t get how difficult it is for all of u to just not hit villagers. Like if it’s an accident I guess kinda but if u drop the controller or accidentally hit the button it’s still ur fault for not being cautious enough. Iron golems just doing their jobs
      Zeros 26 jun
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    • I saved one from a pillager tower once and it was helping me until an arrow got deflected off my shield and hit him. then he murdered me
      huth 26 jun
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    • I have devoted so much of my time in my world to building up this village, making sure it’s safe, expanding the economy, etc. Never had an issue until I started selling eggs to farmers. Every once in a while, he throws an egg instead of trading, and suddenly I have a line of golems rushing at me
      BarryAlan 26 jun
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    • an iron golem got in a minecart and I couldn't hit the minecart
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    • Build up 3 blocks and beat the shit out of it
      Magneton 26 jun
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    • ill end the golem too im not a pussy bitch
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