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    • It wasn't a heart attack. It was an air shot through the toes
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    • Level 100 mafia boss?
      TheLibtard 9 jan
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    • Son we are not thieves and you will never make a career out or criminal action... we are opportunists and your father never believed in coincidences now thank the gods, grab, and run
      fluffy_bunny 10 jan
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    • I’d teach him don’t be greedy, you take it all and you’ll be hunted. Take one or two stacks and it seems like someone internally stole the money. Leave no trace you were there. No large purchases.
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    • It's only illegal if you get caught
      Apexmemes 10 jan
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    • If it's in the van packed like that, it's not legal, its not theirs, and its up for grabs
      Imaginarium 13 jan
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    • A) no one with a van full of cash got it legally. B) the dead don't need money
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    • It aint stealing if they are dead
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    • I believe this falls underneath the legal terms of Finders Keepers
      V_rock 11 jan
      6
    • That’s how mafia works
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    • You're driving. With kids. And you show them a dead guy. You've already scarred them for life. Might as well grab enough for their therapy.
      6
    • Take half, bury 1/4, and either leave or destroy the last 1/4
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    • When life presents you with an opportunity, take it.
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    • Use gloves, Check for tracking chips on every bill and put an anonymous tip to the cops about a car on the side of the road with a disposable phone and throw it away
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    • The air makes it seem like it's a heart attack
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    • I'd have to teach em how mafia works
      Nerf_Mav 12 jan
      5
    • Ok son thats the gas and thats the break now its a automatic so no gear changes now steering is a little bit harder but you'll get the hang of it
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    • "Son.......one for you one for me, one for you one for me, one for you one for me........
      Wyoming25 11 jan
      5
    • No you absorb the money and become a level 100 mafia boss like TheLibtard said, because, THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS
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    • Son don’t be an idiot we can’t take that money. Dump The body take the van there’s to much to carry
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    • Teach them, not to post everything on social media
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    • Listen son when life hands you a van full of money. A driver that clearly got air shot through the toes and making it look like he had a heart attack. You drop the guy on the side of the road and take the van home, take the money dish the van in the lake and never speak of it again.
      Sn1p3rG4r4 10 jan
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    • Life is full of thankless and usually back breaking hard work that for the most part leaves you just slightly ahead of where you started, so if fortune smiles apon you in any fashion be appreciative and keep your mouth shut...cause a muh-fucka will take that shit!!
      maxrules187 10 jan
      5
    • Well the driver ain’t dead I’m driving the fuckin van now
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    • “Son, this is how you become a lvl 100 mafia boss”
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    • That’s how Maria works
      RichG127 9 jan
      5 2
    • I'd teach them that it's probably money from a bank and it's probably insured so no one is hurt when we take it.
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    • Don’t be greedy. Just take one brick. They’ll be mad, but they’re less likely to spend time and effort to search for one brick, than they are for all of it.
      5 2
    • He was shot with air between his toes.
      DeputyDuck 9 jan
      5
    • I'd take like 5-20ish stacks, and as I'm driving away, I lock everything back up, leave the keys, and then call the police and inform them of the situation.
      5 2
    • How to dispose of a body.
      skipjerk 12 jan
      4
    • Teach them to observe for a period of time to see if cops are around & then make your move. But never steal the vehicle. Grand theft auto is a bitch of a charge to beat.
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    • Authorize the cops there’s a man in a empty van dead
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    • To always wear gloves when touching something you shouldnt be.
      toeb1776 10 jan
      4
    • Just take 1 or two stacks no one would notice
      4 2
    • Finders keepers
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    • Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy everything else
      MarioSoda 10 jan
      4
    • Always check for cameras
      KelseyN7 10 jan
      4
    • Let the kid take the money and if you get caught blame it on them
      Lostforce 10 jan
      4 1
    • That’s how mafia works
      FlashWade 10 jan
      4
    • If it has that much money it's probably from an armored truck and therefore belongs to a bank, which means they're gonna come find the car and when they see the money's gone...
      Rick337 10 jan
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    • Take a little bit to teach him it’s ok to cheat the system sometimes, but you also need to work to get where you want to be there are no free rides
      BandCam 10 jan
      4
    • THAT'S HOW MAFIA WORKS
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    • "Listen here son... that's just how Mafia works."
      4 1
    • Finders keepers losers weepers
      dishonerd 9 jan
      4
    • I would of taught my kid "this is how mafia works son"
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    • "it's ok to steal if the person won't miss it"
      XniiChan 9 jan
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    • It's free real estate
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    • Keep driving because a scary man with an air pressure gun will come after you if you take it
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    • Nah dude, I’ve seen No Country for Old Men, I know where this is going
      4 2
    • Lesson one check for cameras
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    • I’d teach him how Mafia Works
      BIGredBEN 9 jan
      4
    • That it's only stealing if you get caught also snitches get analy today in jail Jimmy so stfu and grab the cash
      dnb18 9 jan
      4
    • Call the police after borrowing a stack
      bigfooted 9 jan
      4
    • assuming those are $100 bills that’s about 100k a stack. Just grab like 10 stacks while the kids aren’t looking THEN call the police
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    • Leave that shit there that how some really scary people come and find you then put a bullet in your head
      Jbaro90611 16 jan
      3
    • “What others don’t know cant hurt them”
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    • When people die, they don’t need their worldly possessions anymore. And I’m tired of wiping and blowing my nose and cumming into the same pair of boxer shorts
      SLUZZYY 15 jan
      3
    • Oh I bet Dutch would love this!
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    • Teach them to always keep a pair of gloves on hand, Incase the situation calls for it. Check for cameras, fill the car up and run.
      KillerHermit 13 jan
      3
    • I’m going to Tahiti
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    • It ain’t a crime if you’re not caught
      alexander5 13 jan
      3
    • Never leave finger prints
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    • How to Hotwire a car
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    • How to get a body out of the front seat
      Caveman_JB 12 jan
      3
    • "Some things you just shouldn't tell your mother"
      nick_bmx 12 jan
      3
    • How to get top comment: make references to memes one-three swipes ago
      chinguwinku 12 jan
      3
    • “Listen kid. This is how you get rich quick”
      Goro_majima 11 jan
      3
    • One man's misfortune is another's fortune
      Minepleb 11 jan
      3
    • Teach him that’s what he’s gotta do to be a lvl 100 mob boss
      bigboiferg 11 jan
      3
    • “And this son, is how the mafia works”
      RussieBot 11 jan
      3
    • Take one or 2 stacks cuz they won’t miss it. Tell your kids if they say anything they don’t get cool toys. Call police and get hero status. Win both ways
      Assheart 11 jan
      3
    • Tell that child: "Eyes on the iPad, child! Daddy gon check if the man is breathing fine". Then you reverse back to back and dump that shit into your van and go to Disneyland with your child and sucker punch goofy together.
      _Red_Guy_ 11 jan
      3
    • That’s how mafia works
      trixietang 11 jan
      3
    • Just take enough so that it'll go unnoticed, then call the police or something
      3
    • That’s how mafia works I guess
      Conclude 11 jan
      3
    • Take the truck with the money. Work smarter not harder
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    • You teach him that that’s how fuckin Mafia works
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    • that's how mafia works
      LostChapters 10 jan
      3
    • How to drive
      iamthewill 10 jan
      3
    • Stealing is wrong. And we’re about to do a wrong thing.
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    • One mans trash is another mans treasure
      pelvicninja 10 jan
      3
    • Always wear gloves, you dont want to leave fimgerprints
      N1cko20 10 jan
      3
    • "Well kiddo. Although stealing is wrong, times are tough. Take what you can, and leave the rest there. We'll phone the police and have them deal with the rest."
      iBubblezx 10 jan
      3
    • Never leave evidence
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    • Tell him “that’s how mafia works”
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    • Always put gloves on first lol
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    • 1 When life gives you An opportunity you take it. 2 God won't help those who won't help themselves, so im just gonna help myself to this money
      KamiYamomoto 10 jan
      3
    • Y’all think you’re funny with this lvl 1 to 100 mafia boss. You’re not and you don’t think it’s funny you just make posts on it or type out in the comments for likes
      justin10192 10 jan
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    • “He’s not going to be needing this”
      SouthGem55 10 jan
      3
    • That much money would pay for his college. Which will teach him much more trust me
      Ultrarex 10 jan
      3
    • This is how mafia works
      merrymelon 10 jan
      3
    • Draw a dick on the driver's face then burn the van
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    • Don't waste opportunities
      Bruh_No 10 jan
      3
    • Sometime the good Lord throws you a bone.
      sfmf71 10 jan
      3
    • Take everything but cards and personal identification
      Davetrack 10 jan
      3
    • Always take advantage of every opportunity
      kreepiecoul 10 jan
      3
    • I'd teach him how to hotwire
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    • I’d prolly only take a little, don’t want some mob boss coming after me lol
      FlapJackCap 10 jan
      3
    • Wear gloves so you don't get framed and fill all your pockets.
      Beggar 10 jan
      3
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