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Amazon: Warmest greetings-, my name is Thor.
Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin?
Amazon: Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here ﬁne
Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father
Odin! What has occured to cause this agony?
I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has
been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our
Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been
taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! 1 fear it
is Loki but 1 dare not blame him for such things. I shall have
your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to
create a new quest in order to get the book back to you.
Very well my son.
Amazon: Allow me some time to round up my allies and
complete this please Father.
Do it for me Thor, but most importantly do it for the
mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book.
Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You
now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you
may yet receive it soon.
I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings
Ok so rolepiay aside I have my money back and I reorder
Amazon: haha yes I have refunded you and you need to
reorder the book.
Amazon: Have you placed that order?