ym gad tel- me.a joke
DontBeTacky DontBeTacky
16 oct 2020
ym gad tel- me.a joke
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
None of you know her, but this is my first dog. I had to put her down today and it's the hardest choice I've eve! made. I just wanted to say love you one more time
Giget. Thanks for being my best friend
kiba__ kiba__
22 sep 2020
None of you know her, but this is my first dog. I had to put her down today and it's the hardest choice I've eve! made. I just wanted to say love you one more time Giget. Thanks for being my best friend
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like...
totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
SpareParts SpareParts
4 nov 2020
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like... totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
I'm @ joker
I'm smoker
[ma
STROKE
usucknutz usucknutz
9 feb
I'm @ joker I'm smoker [ma STROKE
on @
Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
"Best. Necklace. Ever."
angelic_meme_theft angelic_meme_theft
23 sep 2020
"Best. Necklace. Ever."
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily
Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
SpareParts SpareParts
23 sep 2020
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
Ho,
Have seenthe
DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
xDoomSlayerx xDoomSlayerx
24 apr
Ho, Have seenthe DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER
zz13
2 mar
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS
MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS
QUACK DAA-DDY?
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS QUACK DAA-DDY?
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
SEE HERE THAT OUiVEIBEEN FOR IOW EARS!
AND INCREASE YOUR WEET li DEAL GO GIVE OF GIVING AND NEW YOUjTHE SAME CUSTOMERS! OK:
DEAL NEW OK:
SunsetDriver_2020 SunsetDriver_2020
10 oct 2020
SEE HERE THAT OUiVEIBEEN FOR IOW EARS! AND INCREASE YOUR WEET li DEAL GO GIVE OF GIVING AND NEW YOUjTHE SAME CUSTOMERS! OK: DEAL NEW OK:
like Star Wars for the plot!
es. sHes
ASTRAAL VAO,
THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
like Star Wars for the plot! es. sHes ASTRAAL VAO, THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the
American Chestnut tree
Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the American Chestnut tree
The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at
Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
humanumbragbxtrap humanumbragbxtrap
4 feb
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!