• Mom:hope you can cook ,my son has a big
appetite.
Her: I know right he be eating my--
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 1213 comments

    • If you talk about me banging you to my mother Im gonna tell you to leave.
      2.6K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1.6K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That’s so disrespectful to say that kinda stuff infront of his parents
      1.3K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Meatloaf. She makes good meatloaf.
      blue_too 29 jun
      932 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • the mom:
      Big_Man12 29 jun
      827 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can I get a F in the replies I started dating this guy a couple months ago and things have been going really great and I started falling for him but today he told me a girl he’s liked since hs admitted she likes him too so he texted me and asked if we could all be in a relationship together like wtf
      722 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Why did you stop her? In sure she wasn't going to say home cooked meals.
      647 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What we do in bed is between me, you, and the neighbor that watches us through the window because he pays our rent
      562 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You ever just want to tell someone how much you miss them but you know you can’t. Either you said some things you regret in the past or you end up watching them become less interested in you, whatever it is, you just want to go back to a happier time with them.... 1/2
      Tony_Hawk 29 jun
      468 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My girlfriend straight up had a detailed conversation with my stepparents about our sex life while I was in the bathroom at a restaurant and they never let me forget about how they know exactly how I eat pussy and im never gonna live this down. I've won but at what cost?
      442 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Would yall date a girl that says shes bi and has dated females in the past?
      299 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "Can you eat pussy like that?"
      255 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • To me ex: You can break my heart, but you will never un-lick my asshole
      137 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • brony 29 jun
      25 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Milky99 29 jun
      18 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Do people really thinks it’s ok to reveal you’re sex life to other people like this
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I get that the girls response wasn't appropriate, but the mom's rude to just bluntly say something like that to someone they're likely just meeting. I wouldn't want to be with a man who's mother is that rude. If she's like that when you first meet her she's likely going to continue being a bitch.
      15 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Does anyone else have respect for older people or is that just me? I’m around my bf’s parents I’m the nicest most innocent person on this planet. Sex? I’m sorry, do you see a ring on this finger? Pshh nah pass
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Drunk chicks. Am I right
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BEANS
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Theres nothing cute about talking to your significant others parents about plowing their child lmao. That’s some sick shit.
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ha imagine having a girlfriend
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “ he be eating my hand”
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • His mom should’ve taught her son to cook
      missyy 29 jun
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yikes I'll take unrelatable for 500, Alex
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Whether she was talking about her cat or her food, he was right to shut it down. Can't let a mom know you like your gf's cooking, she'll laugh then destroy a bitch in one light swoop
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Kinda sad if you have a big appetite and don’t know how to cook for yourself. That’s like being really hairy and not knowing how to shave.
      LegaSea 29 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ahh yes eating your well cooked fish... i bet he loves they way you make that salmon
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Zaush 29 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Shut
      Weird 29 jun
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you talk about our sex life to my mom I'm gonna kick your ass to the curb, then fuck your mom and cum on her face
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Chicken parmesan. She was going to say chicken parmesan
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • poop
      snorty 1 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I told my girl I’m not comfortable with pda around my family, she thankfully understood
      Nfruits 29 jun
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bonk, horny
      iinnocent 29 jun
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1000th comment
      Erikenny5 30 jun
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • saladcat 29 jun
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Sex talk stays only between couples
      MCR4 29 jun
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Imagine being that disrespectful and having no embarrassment
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Forgive her mother, for she does not know what she is saying. -niggalations 4:20
      thagabe 29 jun
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bargo_ lol me
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • WeirdAl 29 jun
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • S h u t
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Eating ass is a scat fetish
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nig culture isn't funny it's destroying the world
      dectseven 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If I had a mother that loved me you’d be out for the count
      Cassd_EW 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah I would never date a bitch like that fr
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If she say that shit in front of your mom she belongs to the streets
      Kise 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Who would actually date a girl who would just say that to your mom
      RahSizzle 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That’d be an instant break up moment
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you openly talk about sex in front of your SO's parents you're a degenerate.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you try to talk to my mom about our sex like that I’m dumping your ass
      Akatosh 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • FakeApple 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Momma dont need to know that
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • SubtoMCASMediaOnYouTube!: Airplane Fa- oh wait, that's not right...
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My purple-headed warrior
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hahahahahahaha
      DMau789 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I can cook like god himself
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ass
      Bl0wdryer 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Toes
      the7 29 jun
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fck a /\/lgger
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • To the grave
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yikes if his mom says that.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • There is literal porn in this comment section...
      BOTWobant 29 jun
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I fucked this tiger girl
      Boat_Man 29 jun
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If it wasn't for the fact my gf is a dom I couldn't think of anything I'd be remotely embarrassed to have a girl say about our sex life.
      ArtbyJ 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • LOL!
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My girlfriend told her mom I eat her ass. So that’s fun. Unrelated, I’m planning a spectacular going to die party later this month if you guys are interested
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Tf
      Cojimoto 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • She look like she tryna suck up his whole ass hand😂
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It’s been awhile since I’ve eaten out a girl and liked it every time I go in I get disgusted how can y’all cope with this help
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You’ve gotta he trashy to try saying that to ya mans mother
      halez 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • she must hate your mom to be so disrespectful
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cousin's girlfriend talked to his family and mine about their sex life and it was super weird and uncomfortable
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I love how the English language gets abbreviated more and more throughout time. Before we know it speaking in full sentences will be outdated. Talk about white privileges 😂 I guess African Americans earned the privilege to change the u.s language so they can communicate in style.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Premarital s*x 🤮
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • H E B E
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hemp ma eym habing ey stronk
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Took me a good second to get it
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Sometikes you just gotta mussel a bitch
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • ... hands
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pussy
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When you're dating a girl on the autism spectrum
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bruh that ain’t even about eating pussy. If my girl be telling my ma I’m eating her mash potatoes but ion eat my mamas potatoes. It’s war.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • -Chicken parmesaun its my grandmas recipe
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Never talk about that with your so’s parents oml.
      bandit3 30 jun
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I'm pretty sure my tongue is the only reason my relationship lasted 4 years.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Cheesesteak
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pussy everyday
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy