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Shang. Setting realistic expectations
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    • But notice, Shang was the only one to do the Shoulder Touch.
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    • Theres a reason why Shang is the best
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    • Princess and the Frog was phenomenal
      Nellifier 27 jun
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    • Or yk, he kinda thought Mulan was a man named Ping for the majority of the movie
      jk10296 27 jun
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    • I used to say sweet shit like that to my ex. One day she complained I was too cheesy and said I loved her too often
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    • And yet they took him out of the remake because Disney hates men now
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    • Shang is still fighting the gay thoughts and is very confused at the moment
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    • Soup
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    • Then the Emperor was a total bro and told him "You don't find a girl like that every dynasty"
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    • MeI567 27 jun
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    • Mulan is the best Disney princess.
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    • PorkSword 27 jun
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    • Princess and the frog was the last good Disney princess movie
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    • Fuck princesses, they’re spoiled bitches and their fathers always oppress entire fucking kingdoms
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    • But for some reason they removed him from the new mulan
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    • Me: You're okay I guess
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    • Naveen is a bard so it makes sense he has high charisma. Herc is a god/demigod so he is basically max stats everywhere. Beast used to be a floosy before he was a beast so he’s got big charisma. Aladin is a theif with big charisma. John is basically a paladin so he has to have high charisma.
      Mrego01 29 jun
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    • Do those people keep overlooking that he came back and eventually married her?
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    • Caveman Shang
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    • In Greek mythology Heracles unalives his family in a fit of rage
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    • The only disney-esqe line I've ever said to any previous love interest in my life was a reply to "Why do you love me?" In which I responded with "Well, honestly the best way I can put it is like this. Look at the stars. There are way to many to count, yes? That's how it is with all the reasons (1/2)
      GamurSnek 28 jun
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    • What a bro
      Lushaku 27 jun
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    • No I would say that the princess and the frog one was good too. Cause in south Louisiana I do hear shit like that
      memedemin 27 jun
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    • Me when my gf says I’m “so effing cute”
      Kewlosh 28 jun
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    • My deadbeat abusive mother recently got a fucking disney devotional and a book on "how to find god in Disneyland" and I can't get over how stupid and gullible and WASPy this bitch is to fall for stuff preying and profiteering on people's faith using corporate pop cultural shit
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    • You fight well*
      LeakyJAZZ 28 jun
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    • Bruh what are you supposed to say to a chick that just fucked up Mongolia’s fiercest warrior
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    • So glad they removed him and mushu to follow the actual story. And then added in a witch who complains about lack of feminism in the world as the main villain.
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    • Princess and the frog is my favorite Disney movie
      Nosferatu 27 jun
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    • Cut the man some slack he thought she was a fellow dude the whole time up until the end them boom 1 comrade ends up being a hot female badass
      Yesac27 27 jun
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    • Herc is pretty realistic for guys dealing with sad girls.
      jacovian 27 jun
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    • This dickhead, who cant crop for shit
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    • Shang and mulan argued the most
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    • Need more 2d animated movies. Tired of every girl looking like Anna Elsa and Rapunzel
      Revelator 27 jun
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    • John Smith was a true asshole
      Balrog99 27 jun
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    • The others got the talent of words, Shang got the talent of these hands and spoke from the heart
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    • Shang is underappreciated
      EdgeRuko 27 jun
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    • Shang is relatable because he is awkward around woman
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    • What a hero
      Wildwy5 27 jun
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    • Well I would be all nice like this if anyone gave me a chance in the first place
      TheScoot 27 jun
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    • I said stuff like that to a girl. Then I cheated on her. Fuck me.
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    • Or be better guys
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    • but shang is also the hottest
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    • Alaias 30 jun
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    • Princess and the Frog still tugs on my heartstrings on how cute it is
      Moodisyn 30 jun
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    • I have about the same level of smoothness as shang
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    • But I want the fantasyyyy
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    • You guys arent suppose to like this stuff anymore
      perpetial 30 jun
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    • I said all of those lines except for Shangs to my gf and she left so he’s doing something right
      FaZe_Jevy 30 jun
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    • That is why i love mulan.
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    • If you try to act like anyone else you're a simp.
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    • Pocahontas is the sexiest Disney princes. Change my fucking mind you unfunny unfuckable iFunny twats.
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    • Pocahontas was like 12 in real life. John smith was close to 30
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    • Mulan’s a good movie, one of my favs next to stich
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    • Shang was hot! Mulan’s grandmother thought so too.
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    • Slept on princess and the frog for years than finnaly watched it. Pretty good movie tbh.
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    • Love Shang
      Oshbaaya 29 jun
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    • Thanks shang
      CoolKD21 29 jun
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    • poopman00 29 jun
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    • i kinda think things like this but i never say them
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    • Is Shang high?
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    • Fuck off we're trying damn it
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    • Would you like to stay forever?
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    • In the first box I read Evangeline as Evangelion
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    • I mean he found out she was a woman days if not just hours before this right. I mean the guy probably had built up no feelings like the others had
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    • Fucking aladdin his line is part of the fucking song
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    • I gave her everything I could and it wasn't enough to keep her from cheating yall shit ain't worth shane and all them are setup to be miserable
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    • Shang was low key my fav prince growing up.
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    • Mulan made me cry
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    • It’s disneys fault for all these sexist expectations women have
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    • Mulan is the best Disney princess movie
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    • My boyfriend says cute shit to me when hes drunk. Love that man. Gonna marry him one day, I swear
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    • Debate: are stretch marks gross?
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    • Mulan was my favorite
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    • Literally like 2 days ago, I found out Mel Gibson voiced John Smith
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    • You think a woman fighting well is a realistic expectation? I've studied martial arts for 20 years and they are always shit lol
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    • Shang: "fuck thank God he's a girl"
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    • Ew romance 😔
      LargeMac 28 jun
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    • ... Hercules straight lied... Granted he was driven crazy by hera
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    • Who else sung the Aladdin one in their head?
      Stargate1 28 jun
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    • When Beast died after saying that, hit hard right in the feels.
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    • Disney set my standards too high
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    • Mulan is my favorite Disney movie of all time.
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    • ...
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    • Meg, I would never ever hurt you, is too high?
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    • And yet, he's not good enough to be in the live action movie.
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    • After 5 years of yeahs and awhs I got tired of being overly sweet to my fiance
      SiegeKilo 28 jun
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    • Shang took it slow and asked her out first before declaring he was In love with her, Shang was a bro
      Camui 28 jun
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    • i like princess and the frog
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    • Shang's is the the best because it's simple and genuine. You know he's not just saying some pretty line you can use on literally any girl like the other quotes.
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    • Idk, "I would never hurt you" seems pretty basic
      Arkathorn 28 jun
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    • Guys can say much more romantic and eloquent things and girls will say, "Aw, thanks, you're the best buddy"
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    • Everybody who knows Greek mythology knows Heracles is lying right there
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    • (With echo) Naw
      ItsObama 28 jun
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    • I never liked that Shang and Mulan ended up a couple. He seemed more like a source of inspiration and someone to prove herself to. I mean he was her commanding officer
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    • That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because... it's so sharp.
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    • Women are spoiled by romantic comedies. Dudes are human too, unless you can come up with lines that'd put casanova to shame, lower you bar.
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