Years ago, my mother-in-Iaw began reading, “The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. 80 evil in fact, she couldn’t finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier. I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My tather-ih-Iaw said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted. I’m going to Hell, but I’ll go having a good joke to tell the Demon’s about.