• Years ago, my husband sent an email to
Nintendo asking them a bunch of questions
about Mario 64; stuff like "How do Bobombs
reproduce?" and "Who does the second baby
penguin belong to?" and that. I bring it up
because one of the fifty-odd questions asked
was "Why is there no furniture in Princess
Peach's castle?"
Nintendo of Europe answered every question,
so I can canonically tell you that Princess Peach
is so rich that she owns two castles, one for
furniture and one for all her artwork.
(In case you're wondering, the answers to the
other two are "Through a mixture of gunpowder
and love" and "No one. It is its own
penguin.")
Es purple-possibilities
There's extra, and then theres Princess Peach
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    • I mate through a mixture of gunpowder and love too
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    • When Mario finds out about the third castle filled with ripped, oiled manservants.
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    • BUT THEY WONT ANSWER ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT LUIGI IS CIRCUMCISED
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    • Honestly I’m more concerned by the baby penguin who somehow found the God particle and created itself.
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    • I need the full response
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    • Hey guys I know this will probably be lost in the comments, but my brother went into the army today and even since my father walked out on us he’s basically been my father figure, just wanted to get some Fs in the chat
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    • I hope to be my own penguin one day.
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    • I love Nintendo. We all wrote letters celebrities or businesses in like second grade to practice our letter writing, and Nintendo was one of the only replies anyone got, and it came to me in like a week and they tossed in tons of stuff in the letter!
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      Autauga 30 jun
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    • These niggas use gunpowder instead of lube
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    • Imagine getting trapped with your friends inside of your castle full of paintings
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    • If this is the quality of the questions I demand to see the rest.
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    • That explains the different castle in Mario galaxy
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    • Gunpowder and Love would be an awesome band name
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    • Well I mean she's literally the only girl in the kingdom who doesn't wear a fucking mushroom on her head so she probably has an army of toad simps paying for her only fans in addition to their taxes
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    • PorkSword 30 jun
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    • Oh that? That's my spare castle where I keep my artwork
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    • There’s a 2nd amendment joke somewhere in that statement about how Bobombs reproduce
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    • I want to cum inside Peach’s mouth.
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    • Acidic 30 jun
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    • TELL US THE OTHER 47 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
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    • It's no wonder the princess is always in another castle
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    • What’s that one website where you can watch Nickelodeon shows for free?
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    • Tomio 30 jun
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    • She rules the whole kingdom. Not surprising
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    • Source(s): trust me
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    • We’re gonna need a list of all 50
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    • conmom456 30 jun
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    • What are the other questions!? I need to know!
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    • Canonically really been used twice in these features so far
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    • Then there’s princess peach? Mr. Burns went to buy the Simpson’s house just to store his cufflinks
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    • I need to know the rest of the questions
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    • Post princess peaches fuckable lips
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    • I need the rest of the questions and answers!!!!
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    • I want the rest of the questions an answers please!
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    • The sacred texts!
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    • Nintendo is a great company and you can’t change my mind
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    • What are the rest of the questions/answers?!
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    • I wanna see the rest of them
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    • A lot of reading, but the payoff is worth it and so are the comments. 7/10
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    • I need that list of questions and answers.
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    • That's quite a flex
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    • jcom9070 30 jun
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    • Sources: dude trust me
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    • Thats actually a real thing. Furniture had to be handmade and took forever and getting the same quality furniture was incredibly difficult. If they had multiple castles, they would only have the nice furniture in the one they lived in. Most other castles they owned were taken, not built for them.
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    • There’s funny, interesting posts, then there’s tumblr
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    • If it was Nintendo Japan I would understand but Nintendo England? What a credible source of misinformation
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    • I called the number on the back of my N64 thinking no one would answer and they did! It was acting up a couple months ago and the dude that answered was actually stoked and he dug up their diag. procedures for the N64 and helped me for about 45 min.
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    • Plot twist: the other penguin is that father and is just short
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    • Somebody tell matpat he’s got some lore
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    • Mario and Bowser simp for Peach
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    • I love that they answered him!
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    • Woman a female hominid
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    • I swear these were on a YouTube video and not a Tumblr post
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    • That explains why there are two identical castles in Galaxy 2
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    • Not reading all that but congrats tho. Or sorry to hear that I hope they're okay
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    • If a wizard at Hogwarts did a school sh00tin how would they do it
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    • So he just exits
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    • He asked how bombombs reproduce, not Americans
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    • If Peach is so rich, why does Mario need a job as a plumber?
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    • I don’t know what to do with this information but I am nonetheless satisfied
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    • I skip features that have paragraphs to read
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    • I mean Kings of midevil kingdoms sometimes owned several castles and would create caravans where they moved the furniture when they wanted to go to a new castle.
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    • Wish we could get the answers to the other questions. 90’s Nintendo Power could get so lovably snarky with their answers.
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    • And they both have basically the same layout thanks to Paper Mario
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    • So she has no art in her other castle?
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    • Show us every question and every response!
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    • I like to imagine that when bobombs get old enough they just explode into tinier bobombs. That's why you dont see any do that in the games, they wouldnt send old people to battle.
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    • I need a full list of his questions and answers
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    • Nintendo also rage quits anyone who does fan made material so fuck em
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    • You can literally see both Castles in SMG2. Ones on top of a hill and smaller, the other is in town and has the paintings in it. The game depends on which castle you visit and never visit both in one game
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    • She now owns at least three, Mario made her another one in Mario Maker two
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    • Wait there are female bomb-ombs?
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    • I just watched the super mario bros movie yesterday and it's terrible but fun to watch with friends while drunk
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    • That’s a fuckin mood. “He is his own penguin.”
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    • It is a crime you didn’t share all 50 or so questions and answers. Anyone know if they can be found anywhere?
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    • Nintendo is one of the better companies ngl
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    • Princess Toadstool
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    • And you all really want to increase the tax rate?
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    • Midget penguin
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    • I wanna see tge otger 47 questions and answers
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    • Dude trust me
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    • It's fine
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    • What about the other answers
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    • i want the answers to the rest of the questions
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    • I mean id want an extra castle for art if some reason you could fall into a painting filled with bombs
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    • Imagine how much cooler an art museum would be if it was just a castle
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    • So that's why she's always in another castle....
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    • So basically, she own a castle and an art museum shaped like a caslte
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    • The real definition of "banging"
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    • ...actually like Nintendo more now and strangely desire the rest of the questions/answers.
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    • So we just gonna forget about that clock
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    • I wanna email them. Does anyone know the email?
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    • That's so wholesome. Tha is OG nintendo of Europe
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    • When i played when i was like 10 or younger, maybe 12 or younger, i always brought the second penguin to the mama penguin so it could haveba mama and be loved, i didnt get any extra points whatsoever, but every play through i made sure to deliver the baby
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    • So no bopussy? Damb.
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