Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Tabby Tabby
5 dec 2020
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
MemeAsFuck MemeAsFuck
16 jun
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
People with creative minds tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night, they prefer to stay up later.
wittuntact com
Calmly_Alone999 Calmly_Alone999
16 feb
People with creative minds tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night, they prefer to stay up later. wittuntact com
Girls: guys never get our hints
Hints:
Two Zero Two Four
2024 0044
0024 2044
ItTyrone ItTyrone
30 dec 2020
Girls: guys never get our hints Hints: Two Zero Two Four 2024 0044 0024 2044
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
swift G
This how like to be treated when the homies arent around
men really be like this
swift G This how like to be treated when the homies arent around men really be like this
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living
@Sp
@Sp y]
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
AFloridian AFloridian
22 jun
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sp @Sp y] Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
velardaddy velardaddy
30 mar
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
World's oldest person
breaks her own record by turning 117
That's lot of dam iis
Flamineous Flamineous
10 nov 2020
World's oldest person breaks her own record by turning 117 That's lot of dam iis
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself!
My toddler:
I'm peaco
me
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself! My toddler: I'm peaco me
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
ohmyindeed ohmyindeed
27 sep 2020
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded 9 times
This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded 9 times
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
28 dec 2020
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
ha
Goofy Goofy
24 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it ha
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
CATON DA
BASS AMP
WHAT WILL HE DO?
LeakyJAZZ LeakyJAZZ
23 sep 2020
CATON DA BASS AMP WHAT WILL HE DO?
David J Harris Jr.
Just now
He has been cleared of all charges! God is good!
Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
5 oct 2020
David J Harris Jr. Just now He has been cleared of all charges! God is good! Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.