Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Tabby Tabby
5 dec 2020
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
fresh
2 smiles earned yesterday
whynot104 whynot104
8 dec 2020
fresh 2 smiles earned yesterday
When she pulls down my boxers
and sees what I'm packing
Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Feasty_y Feasty_y
5 feb
When she pulls down my boxers and sees what I'm packing Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
would totally do that too.
Spider_Zero Spider_Zero
26 sep 2020
would totally do that too.
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015
sneauxflake
getting ready to joust at hole depot
sneauxflake
home depot* jesus christ
THE HOLE DEPOT
havesomefaithinme
Black Friday shopping
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015 sneauxflake getting ready to joust at hole depot sneauxflake home depot* jesus christ THE HOLE DEPOT havesomefaithinme Black Friday shopping
davyboy13 davyboy13
23 sep 2020
TikTok @blakgunderson Nobody: Me escaping the principal: il I
What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT ?
itsyaboiskinnyp98 itsyaboiskinnyp98
27 oct 2020
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT ?
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history
The dog at the party
Rank Rank
26 sep 2020
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history The dog at the party
E_JACulate E_JACulate
23 sep 2020
i think just permanently gave my dog nightmares
THE_COMMENT_TROLL THE_COMMENT_TROLL
27 sep 2020
My 90 yr old neighbour came to say goodhye to my dog...
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
random_military_stuff random_military_stuff
25 sep 2020
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"