Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
24 sep 2020
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al
Game: press any button to play
Me: *presses my belly button*
Game: *starts*
*Confused screaming*
na346g na346g
26 apr
Game: press any button to play Me: *presses my belly button* Game: *starts* *Confused screaming*
'Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
SpagettiCondom SpagettiCondom
23 sep 2020
'Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
Everytime!
Me: *Stretches*
My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
Everytime! Me: *Stretches* My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Tortoisle Tortoisle
11 feb
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad
The developpers who worked hard to make it:
NeckbeardTheButtPirate NeckbeardTheButtPirate
16 dec 2020
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad The developpers who worked hard to make it:
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
Follow
Same here in Edinburgh:
GREYFRIARS BOBBY
soundlessdragon Follows
Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold
Follow
this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring
good luck to students
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it Follow Same here in Edinburgh: GREYFRIARS BOBBY soundlessdragon Follows Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold Follow this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring good luck to students
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
Train up a child in the
way he should go, and
when he is old he will not depart from it.
PROVERBS
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
30 sep 2020
Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it. PROVERBS
Me, sitting at the children's table during a
family party
You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
eddro96 eddro96
9d
Me, sitting at the children's table during a family party You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
bunjywunjy Follow
anonymous asked: @
Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:)
bunjywunjy answered:
unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
by faboo978 Follow
Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
OffensiveMemez OffensiveMemez
17 sep 2020
bunjywunjy Follow anonymous asked: @ Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:) bunjywunjy answered: unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth. by faboo978 Follow Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
WOULD YOU MARR WOMAN WITH ALOT OF TATTOOS?
punisher1977 punisher1977
15 mar
WOULD YOU MARR WOMAN WITH ALOT OF TATTOOS?
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
Total $98.49
Brother
nick_11B nick_11B
2 jun
Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 Total $98.49 Brother
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.