• Yeah give me like 15
Today
Warzone?
I'm on
You're 3 minutes late
Bout to get on
Counseling
Today, 10Se02020 at 1810 I asked if you wanted to play Warzone. You replied give me 15." I promptly waited the 15 minutes and got one. When I did I waited 3 whole minutes until I had to reach out to see where you were. This is unacceptable and shows lack of respect. I want 5000 word essay on why being on time is important to the army.
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    • What I get from this is when your CO tells you to get on warzone, YOU FUCKING GET ON WARZONE
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    • Fuck around and find out kind of energy
      cumg0d 11 sep
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    • He said "like 15," not exactly 15. Implying a small amount of space on either side
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    • Dude should have just said "sorry its updating"
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    • He's just lucky that wasn't Sgt. Dornan
      Dr_Blunt 11 sep
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    • I will admit I forgot what I was sad about
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    • Sorry i'dont speak 09/11
      Medaigual 11 sep
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    • As a SPC in the army I scream at my NCOs in warzone pretty often and I’ll roast them at work for it to they are all thumbs smh 25 wins btw
      Rebelfear 11 sep
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    • Give him an article 92
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    • Actually he said “like 15” not exactly 15
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    • PorkSword 11 sep
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    • I wish I could be this badass. Unfortunately, my autism won’t let me join the military.
      iNeptulon 11 sep
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    • I have a “friend” that does this same shit and it pisses me the fuck off
      rerun01 11 sep
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    • I actually had to write an essay on time management to my Drill Sargent back in basic training. I went with the whole quantum physics explanation on what time is and the human perception of it. I ended with “So just don’t be f***ing late”
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    • Why does every kid I know that wants to enlist immediately choose Infantry. I have infinite respect for infantrymen, but what's so attractive about ptsd and nicotine addiction?
      mcnack 12 sep
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    • *sigh* yes, sarnt.
      iHellenic 11 sep
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    • This is why I don't play with anyone above my rank
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    • Counterpoint: The guy said "LIKE 15 minutes", meaning the specified 15 minutes would not be exact
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    • This kind of stuff really annoys me. Like I'm fine with you saying it once but if you keep saying it I'll just not want to play. But I just get irritated easily and hate feeling rushed.
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    • Every time I see a text, or a call from my first sergeant I start sweating like that one Peele meme lmao. Just looking at the name of that man makes me feel like I did something wrong.
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    • Fuckin' chaptered
      iGniter 11 sep
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    • I got counseling and an essay assigned to me today 💀😱
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    • Get fucked
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    • Get Smartph-OWNED
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    • Hey guys! I made an among us themed discord that went from 15 to 170 people yesterday! We have tons of stuff to offer and play both pc and mobile! Dm me if you want in! Afgagdgshajshdhwgqfshdjakdvsjakdksjdhdhdjdj
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    • Has anyone had a really hard time enlisting? Like I’ve been at this since July of last year and still get put on these scavenger hunts that cost me my time and money. Like I’m trying to serve why???
      Kosho 12 sep
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    • He made you wait 18 minutes, which is LIKE 15 minutes, so he’s not late.
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    • NAH BITCH YOU FORGOT THE 15
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    • Calm down Captain Holt
      Prisma 11 sep
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    • hexify wayne and law’s goofy asses
      CQTrix 14 sep
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    • Hey September 10th. That my birthday
      monkey_ 13 sep
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    • He said like 15 minutes therfore not precise
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    • You stole this from USAWTF
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    • In that you did, on or about 10 September 2020, at or around 1810, without authority, fail to go at the time prescribed to go from your appointed place of duty, to wit: You had 15 minutes to log onto Warzone and failed to meet said time requirement. This is in violation of Article 86, UCMJ.
      Sombro 12 sep
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    • merciless_soul When I tell you I'm gonna get on
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    • Jokes on you that Joe can't read big words!
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    • Anyone else see major payne got the medal of honor today
      wareagle 11 sep
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    • Aaaa
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    • Lol “the army”
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    • this is gay. if you do this you're a loser
      Bomg 14 sep
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    • Wow second time is always funnier
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    • The Army is always late. They only show up after the Marines have finished the hard part.
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    • Anyone have a group chat just for warzone?
      forrest66 11 sep
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    • I woulda just been like nah
      curiousJ 15 sep
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    • Get hemmed up for missing ship's movement in Battleship.
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    • What the fuck this is so accurate 😂😂
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    • Now you gotta cover contingencies to prevent this in the future. Then sign it, then turn it into your Squad leader, who will turn it into the Plt. sgt
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    • A friggin counseling chit? Get out of here with that useless joe crap.
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    • Is it weird to think that 15 minutes is super close to 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically 30 minutes so 15 minutes is basically 30 minutes
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    • As a marine in a peace time, I can 110% say that things get that petty. Paperwork is handed out like candy. Petty shit because we're all bored.
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    • God this shit hits way funnier if you’ve every been counseled/ got a counseling chit.
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    • Ah yes feels accurate
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    • What if he meant "yea give me 15$" ?
      eetoth 14 sep
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    • Fucking boot
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    • San Bernardino Sheriff academy tac officers are dicks like that too.
      Dantalion 14 sep
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    • Don't care about rank. If ncos want to play games, these hands don't catch themselves. Fuck toxic ass leadership
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    • The leader is fraternizing. Needs to back off.
      bnyescc 14 sep
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    • My buddy does this shit
      TackSoup 13 sep
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    • Sounds about right
      Remove 13 sep
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    • It be like that tho
      Jaustt 13 sep
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    • If you’re this serious about a game, maybe you will be responsible in real life as well... “says the parent spoiling a rotten child “
      alrexmtes 13 sep
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    • 5k words ez
      MrCafune 13 sep
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    • He's lucky it wasnt Lt. Dan
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    • This is a good hearted nco obviously just fuckin around
      tsushi007 13 sep
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    • Our military is a joke
      MrFish0 13 sep
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    • He fucking pulled rank over video games😂😂
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    • Page 11 for that
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    • Bro youd be suprised in basic they made everyone in the barracks write essays for fucking up (turns out after 2 months of working out doing pushups isnt too much of a punishment) we had a 6000 word essay due in 3 days because some fucker threw gum in a wrappe off the 2nd floor and it fell in a femal
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    • I dare someone to reply to this comment with a 5000 thousand word essay. I know one person has the will to do it.
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    • I would give my Soldier an AAM for doing this to me 😂
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    • The Army's a joke
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    • Puta
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    • The most ironic thing for me is that, this litterally happned a few hours before i read this. A battle didnt get the countability turned in. And as a whole group punishment we had to write 750 word essay on why being on time is important.
      biddbob13 13 sep
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    • imagine someone actually caring if you get on or not lol
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    • Y'all have no fuckin clue
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    • nah just tell him get him to fill out the ID10t form
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    • Blocked.
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    • Relax its fucking video games.
      Vesselled 12 sep
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    • So i was in the corps and now a police officer, i play cod with guys i served with and who i currently do. We have cleared entire compounds together and been in real gunfights. We only have one win in warzone. Talk about beung a disappoinment lol
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    • Thinking about joining the armed services as soon as I get my diploma, I’m not sure which branch is the best tho, I’m thinking of taking the navy reserves route like my brother, thoughts?
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    • This is fucking stupid
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    • I gotta do this with my friend lol or he won't hop on for hours
      Gzilla 12 sep
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    • Yup
      ol_son 12 sep
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    • Well That was fucking stupid
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    • GUYS WE CAN SAY noon AND SHOOT AGAIN
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    • Hahaha, fools. ncos can only RECOMMEND ucmj ;)
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    • Christ, this is just like the performance concerns I write for work and now it makes all the more sense that my boss was ex-military to install it as a procedure.
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    • when people ask me to play i usually say give me 3 to 5 business days cause i got a lot of shit to do
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    • *blocked*
      guy583838 12 sep
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    • Lol shit like this is why I'll never fight for america. I'll pick up a gun and fight for the people. But I wont be disrespected like that by someone who thinks they "outrank" me in life. You'll bleed out just as fast bitch
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    • Im retired and I laughed
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    • Cringe
      6BigBoi9 12 sep
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    • Just about.
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    • If you're not 15 mina early, you're late
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    • I use to play Warzone with my SSgt when I was at 29 Stumps. Its hard to tell your superior that the reason we can’t win is because he’s a fucking pizza box in COD
      kurutte 12 sep
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    • I would like to learn better tactics in this game. Real world stuff does not seem to work.
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    • Damn bro, it's 1810. That's like....a really long time ago.
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    • Happy belated 9/11 everyone
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