• Yea sex is cool but liquid nitrogen
at -321 degrees Fahrenheit is
much cooler
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    • Who's the wise guy that threw an iguana in my bathtub
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    • You ever eat mint gum and drink water? Yeah.
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    • I threw an iquana in some dudes bathtube expecting it to grow into an aligator.
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    • I just sold this dude an iguana illegally. I dunno what he did with it he mumbled something about a bathtub and walked off. Probably a crack head idk
      Flubnub3 23 jul
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    • My neighbor just threw an iguana out and was yelling about a bathtub
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    • I raised an iguana and gave it to some guy. Said something about selling but i dont know
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    • Im an iguana and I got thrown into a bathtub. He said something about me growing into an alligator idk.
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    • I just fucked an iguana, don’t know how it got in my bed but it seemed to give consent
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    • I found an iguana by my neighbors house. I'ma take it home with me and cuddle in my roommates bed with it
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    • *sound of iguana getting thrown into me as I am filled with water*
      Jimothan 23 jul
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    • I just woke and everybody around me is talking about an iguana? Is it all over for humanity yet or what?
      Vanntage 23 jul
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    • Guys i just saw this alligator in the street
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    • Picked up an iguana from some dudes yard, although his neighbor was creeping on my when I did it.
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    • I found an iguana someone threw out and turned it into soup
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    • Look out, a suspiciously large iguana!
      Smfept 23 jul
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    • Liquid nitrogen is actually -320.44 degrees f, not -321 you sick fuck
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    • It’s true, that is far cooler.
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    • Liquid hydrogen is cooler
      DnDisepic 23 jul
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    • I’m an iguana and some shady dude just stole a bunch of my eggs. He mumbled something about the black market but idk
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    • Ok but does it taste like mango?
      Skadoop 23 jul
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    • Put yur d*** in it
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    • My boyfriend just dumped me, something about an iguana giving better head or some shit idk.
      MrRoomba 24 jul
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    • I fucked an iquana
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    • Many iguana
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    • Virginity is cool kids
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    • Is it possible for there to be solid nitrogen
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    • Where the fuck is my bathtub
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    • Imagine if it got so cold that oxygen turned to liquid
      Offworldr 23 jul
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    • Indeed it is very cool. Perhaps even cold
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    • R/technicallythetruth
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    • Laughs in womens hearts
      epic_wind 23 jul
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    • Why my balls shiny
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    • I’m here for the liquid helium at 4 degrees above absolute zero
      atomicAce 23 jul
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    • Can I put this in my drink?
      Sagic 26 jul
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    • What bout liquid argon? We use it on a daily basis
      2rawwww 23 jul
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    • This is like my 3rd "yeah sex is cool" feature i saw in a row
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    • I really shouldn’t stick my penis in there
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    • If you leave liquid nitrogen in a Styrofoam cup, it'll cool the air and create liquid oxygen which is explosively flammable.
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    • Duuuuuude, drinking that on a hot summer day is the best feeling 😋
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    • Nah will’s wife is colder
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    • Sure but can you use ice as armor to defeat two Italians?
      Boat_Man 23 jul
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    • I get it, cause its cold
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    • I guess
      KingKIoud 23 jul
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    • New femboy pics of me dressed up are up on my ACC, lmk what you think
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    • you don't know what I'm into
      jrozzy303 26 jul
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    • Damn bruh has anyone seen my iguana
      Osravix 26 jul
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    • wait till he gets a load of this absolute zero
      gaemer 26 jul
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    • Super cooled liquid helium is cooler
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    • I wanna fuck an iguana
      iElonMusk 25 jul
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    • Guys i am literally h20 and i just got poured all over this iguana in a crack den.
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    • Wait but -273.15 is absolute 0
      Laxay 25 jul
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    • listen guys. im some water and today i was in a bathtub and all of a sudden the goddamn iguana just hops in my shit
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    • Idk what kind of sex you're having but mine is no where neer cool
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    • Ayoooo I found an iguana
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    • Dry ice in water
      ameer000 25 jul
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    • Get it, because cold
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    • What’s that in kelvin?
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    • Sex isn't cool in fact it's quite the opposite it's hot and sweaty
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    • Yeah sure that's cool, but friezas brother is cooler.
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    • Found a couple dudes cuddling with an iguana. Like wtf?
      Pigagu 25 jul
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    • Yoo I just found an alligator. Turns out it's owners are wanted for tax evasion
      _Donkles_ 24 jul
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    • Where did the fucking iguana come from?!
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    • Imma stick me in there
      Lemon77 24 jul
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    • Something something iguana idk the joke but I'll play along
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    • I just managed to sell my magic bath tub to some guy, it can make something into a bigger version of itself, like an iguana would turn into an alligator. Don’t tell anyone though
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    • Kelven?
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    • Anyone who thinks sex is the best thing anymore is just wrong and boring.
      BAR_SAYAN 24 jul
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    • A guy just stole my iguana from my yard.
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    • I fucked an iguana.
      Toffue 24 jul
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    • Yo an iguana just nutted on my cheeks
      iDusky 24 jul
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    • I was working in the local sewage area and I found this fucking iguana! It’s about the size of an alligator though, not sure how someone let it go down the drain...
      Acog 24 jul
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    • Liquid helium
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    • I have see an iguana, and I lived
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    • Y’all ever been in a touristy area and had that Dragon’s Breath snack they make with giant pieces of cereal and nitrogen? I had it for the first time today and it was so fun to eat, lol.
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    • That's far fetched trying to be funny.
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    • Solid nitrogen is even cooler
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    • We use that at work a lot to shrink sleeves for assembly. Fun stuff to mess around with but dangerous
      Mizar 24 jul
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    • My stomach is 7 Kelvin hot
      BangoTrue 23 jul
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    • Damn, fr?
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    • But you should not stick your dick in it.
      revcrow 23 jul
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    • I guess
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    • P. Pu.. Put your dick in it
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    • I'm a bathtub and this dude is growing an iguana into an alligator
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    • I’m a bathtub and someone just threw an iguana in me thinking it would turn into an alligator
      Chives 23 jul
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    • MUCH cooler
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    • In this case, sex is pretty hot
      Spoops555 23 jul
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    • Why are all the comments about iguanas
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    • Yeah, sex is cool, but
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    • I tried to buy this iguana off a dude but he only wanted to sell it in person from his bathroom. I offered $300 but he mumbled something about alligators being worth more. Idk, I just left
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    • The iguans deceased.
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    • I mean, thats not false
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    • The iguana story in these comments is out of order and it’s like reading ancient texts
      jsmat 23 jul
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    • You haven’t felt my girlfriends feet then
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    • Why are both tcs about iguanas
      Jir0 23 jul
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    • It’s hard to argue with his assessment
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    • Literally just saw the fucking melting ice feature lol. What is this
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    • If cold can get so cold that it burns, can hot get hot enough that it's cold?
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