• ye generalgrievousdatingsim
oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???
brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date
my firstborn child has been stolen
your wife taking care of your child is not "stealing"
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    • A witch said she'll grant any wish if I give her my first born child. I told her I didnt plan on having kids but I said I could still "give her a child."
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    • Forrest witch gf
      Mommie 13 jul
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    • Big tiddy Blair witch gf
      Dexter 13 jul
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    • It’s quirky but I don’t care. I’m down. Shove the magic crystal up my ass and let’s do this
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    • If your firstborn is from the witch, is it still stealing?
      hmac13 13 jul
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    • The one thing I can say I like about tumblr features are the occasional funny or unique usernames and this is no exception
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    • I feel like the reason why this scary crypts seem to have lost interest is because everyone wants to fuck them now. Aliens Fucked. Witches fucked. Bigfoot fucked. Who isn’t fucked?
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    • Big pregnant witch gf
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    • We could be cottage core witch gfs while I make bread and tea and we pick flowers together and I make you spell bottles. Jk jk... unless 😳
      BabyMoon 13 jul
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    • Vons 13 jul
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    • Isn't this basically Morrigans subplot in dragon age origins?
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    • Cough cough Morrigan.
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    • When witch demands first birn child... Impregnate the witch problem solved
      D_Walsh 13 jul
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    • I need to fuck the witch from left 4 dead NoahChan21 kred
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    • "IM NOT A WITCH, IM YOUR WIFE!!"
      Taranys 13 jul
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    • Wussy got me acting strange
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    • DArtagnan 13 jul
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    • Make a deal with a witch that you’ll give her your first born for a single wish, but the wish is that you want to have a successful relationship with the witch.
      Loial 13 jul
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    • Goth witch gf
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    • Honestly I'd marry the fuck out of a witch
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      PorkSword 13 jul
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    • Which is the witch that makes sand which?
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    • Isn't this the plot of Harvest Moon?
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    • Wussy in the forest tho. Wonder what kinda flavor it has🥴
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    • Depends on who got custody...
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    • Tfw no cute witch gf 😔
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    • Yall are some fucking dumbasses if you wont take magic pussy
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    • Dang it, what was that story where a knight blubbyd someone, and the queen said if he can answer a question she'd let him go?
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    • Your husband taking care of your child is not “stealing”
      Gooby1077 13 jul
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    • *Morgana* Do sorceresses count?
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    • Is
      epic_wind 13 jul
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    • Meth heads be like
      JNichs095 13 jul
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    • Epic win
      YourGuyCy 13 jul
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    • I dunno if this will get any traction but hello I’m a witch and I’ve been practicing for a out 3 years, if anyone had any questions I’d be happy to chat! :D
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    • wussy.
      Buttterss 13 jul
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    • Wait does this mean if you divorce she automatically has custody?
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    • Heh
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    • Told someone i did witchcraft and their first question was if I k1lled anyone....i mean yeah but how rude
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    • It is if I have a restraining order
      Latikin 16 jul
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    • People are watching too much soul eater.
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    • Yes it is. If a parent takes the child away without telling the other it is in fact kidnapping and If I remember correctly it accounts for most kidnaping in the USA.
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    • I want a witch girl friend
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    • She took the fucking kids
      silver928 16 jul
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    • She won’t give them back! I want to play with the kid now it’s not fair!
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    • Wussy got me actin strange
      Zombo2112 16 jul
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    • 🥺👉👈 kinda wanna witch bf. so he can turn me into a frog that I am
      TeaSoup 16 jul
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    • Statistically, family and close friends are the most likely to kidnap you.
      Incoporal 16 jul
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    • Witch will you grant me my wish? Yes? So all I have to do is give you my first born? Ok my first wish is to fuck you so much you give birth to 2 kids you can have the first one I’ll take the second one
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    • Raguel48 16 jul
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    • Imagine not having a witch gf
      Jolyne_ 16 jul
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    • Me
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    • Everyone gonna ignore GeneralGreviousDatingSim?
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    • It is when they go to witch disney land without inviting me!
      Extrion 15 jul
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    • Karen took the kids
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    • 1.)Trade your first born for magic 2.)Fuck the witch 3.)Profit
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    • We talking silver eye witch because teresa can fucking get it
      Khoomn 15 jul
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    • Marie leveau
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    • The wussy got me under its spell
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    • Bullshit. A HUGE percentage of kidnappings are from parents and family members. Don't give me that shit
      dogbag57 14 jul
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    • There is a dating simulator about me?
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    • Based as fuck
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    • Who said they got married? I doubt she ever took him to court for full custody
      Timms17 14 jul
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    • Maree levaeu
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    • My ESO roleplay group in a nutshell
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    • Freya from God Of War 😫
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    • It’s true I was there
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    • The separation did not go well
      Magnumaru 14 jul
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    • Promise first born to a witch for wealth. Go out, make a deal with a demon for immortality and eternal youth for firstborn. Kid born, you getbrich and immortal, witch and demon have joint custody with supervised visits
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    • Bruh, the witch in Conan the Barbarian changed me...
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    • Hey guys I'm thinking of asking my crush out. Should I?
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    • 1.) Make a deal with a witch to give her your first child 2.) Flirt with the witch 3.) Go on a date 4.) Make her familiar love you 5.) Sexy time 6.) Have your firstborn with her. Now you have a beautiful family, a magic forest to live in, and a “curse” that seemingly has no consequences
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    • You do realize that witches are actually ugly right?
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    • GeneralGrievousDatingSim...please make this real. I want to date my one true love, general grievous
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    • She named my son Geralt
      Bardock_ 14 jul
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    • Wish i had this tbh
      witchh 14 jul
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    • Dragon age origins anyone?
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    • I’d be happy living in the woods if I could have Minecraft too
      fusion_Hf 14 jul
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    • I'm sorry but if you try to make a horror movie but the ghost is hot, it's not a scary movie
      MattTSH 14 jul
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    • My wish is for the witch to steal my firstborn
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    • a classic
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    • General grevious dating sim is my next proffesional venture. 👌
      Tairanor 14 jul
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    • Okay this one is funny
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    • Every DND campaign when I'm not Dm
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    • Femboy witch bf
      virusman 14 jul
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    • it is if she put a dress on him.
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    • It is if she doesn't have custody
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    • Ok then
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    • “There’s a man in the woods”
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    • Dragon Age Origins was great
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    • o hi
      Witchyy 13 jul
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    • The fwussy got me acting strange
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    • Anyone got that comic, where this baby was dropped off at the witch's house, and she raised him?
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    • Man, I really want an occult gf
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