• yall cont sleep wit the door open??
Spin Master3000
So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
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    • I agree with the guy except the evil shadow is my cat and he only fucks off when im not trying to sleep
      Natelav 6 oct
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    • Open door lets kitchen smell in which makes me hungry
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    • Why would you let the evil shadow in? Close your door
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    • The post be like "dont" but the notification be like "cont"
      Eric1905 11 oct
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    • I like my room dark AF when I sleep
      DixieRekt 11 oct
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    • I close the door so I can masturbate in peace
      Akechl 11 oct
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    • Closed door increases life expectancy in a house fire
      pigp3n 11 oct
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    • DaGreenBaron
      Fire department says closed doors slow down the spread of house fires
      DaGreenBaron 11 oct
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    • So I can jack off in peace
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    • I think almost everyone here is a child/teenager who values privacy which is why the door is closed. Most adults have the door open especially those adults who have children.
      SevHurd 11 oct
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    • It's actually a fire hazzard to leave the door open. If there is a fire in the house at night, your room will not fill with smoke if it's shut. Saves your lungs a bit
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    • If your house catches on fire and your door is open, the fire spreads into your room faster. When it's closed you have more time to think of a way out.
      heckflip 11 oct
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    • My friend's dad growing up was the fire marshal of our city and he instilled a fear of sleeping with the door open in me. You have a better chance of surviving a fire if you sleep with the door closed.
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    • Open your damn doors i just wanna slap you- Evil shadow
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      Red___X 11 oct
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    • My parents would beat me if I close my door
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    • People in my house loud as hell
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    • What if the evil shadow is you
      metal_cow 11 oct
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    • Door open, fleshlight out, that evil shadow gettin hit with light beams and jizz
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    • What if the evil shadow is already in your room
      metal_cow 11 oct
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    • I sleep nude And kick sheets away .. so..
      Cryomance 11 oct
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    • I only sleep with the door closed because my dog needs to be in with me so my cat can roam around the house without my dog trying to chase her
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    • I feel so uncomfortable with my door open
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    • I leave it open so that it can end my suffering. But it never comes...
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    • Door wide open, I wish a mfkin' evil shadow would πŸ’€
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    • people sleep with the door open?
      pool_piss 11 oct
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    • So my abusive drunk dad can get in and touch me? hell no.
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    • Cus I feel lonely like I'd have no where to run if the door is closed
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    • I keep my door closed cause my mom's cats love to pee on my bed
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    • I do not believe in shadows haunting me.
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    • The way my house is set up, I don't have a door
      Eager 11 oct
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    • I keep my door closed while I sleep so family doesn't come in and annoy me but if I'm home alone while their one vacation I keep my door open
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    • I like to sleep in the dark, when the door is open there is light that makes me not sleep and I can't turn that light off incase I gotta use the bathroom
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    • people who close their door are cowards
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    • Closing the door could actually save your life in the event of a house fire
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    • During the day I keep my door closed. During the night I open it a bit so my room doesn't get stuffy as I sleep
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    • So the fire can spread more easily no thank you
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    • So my roommates can watch me sleep? No thank you
      Odric 11 oct
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    • Uhhmm... American memes in Brazilian server? Seriously...
      B3eR3tr0 11 oct
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    • I dont even do it out of fear or logic, I just do it out of comfort and the feeling of safety
      Breacche 11 oct
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    • Pets gotta roam around
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    • I leave my door open at night if my cats wanna chill
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    • Door open all the way - otherwise I feel trapped and cornered
      disbeeme 11 oct
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    • In the summer, the heat will sometimes overshadow my fear of possible strangulation by hallway shadow demon.
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    • So splicers can noon my little one? I think not.
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    • Sleeping with the door open is actually a fire hazard. If your door's closed, smoke and heat can't pass through easily and you'll have more time to realize the house is on fire.
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    • I sleep with my door locked. Hell no
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    • Thats dangerous because of there is a fire the smoke will get into your room and suffocate you a lot quicker
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    • I don't even have a door on my room
      snoke556 11 oct
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    • I do if no ones home, so that the air can flow through my window nicely.
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    • Only when my dogs are in my room
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    • My dogs would probably pee in my floor if they could get into my room while I slept
      HK_47 12 oct
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    • I dont have a door😱😱😱😱😱
      doggydude 12 oct
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    • Fucking psychopath
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    • I only sleep with the door slightly open because my damn kitty what's to wonder the entire house all night! But I only leave it open enough for him to walk through it.
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    • I live in the basement so I leave it open as an escape if someone smashes my window in
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    • My cats say door open so door open
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    • Yeah I love jacking off and night-drinking and playing candy crush at 4 am, what of it?
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    • This is garbage
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    • Closed and locked. An extra bit of security encased fire and or break ins
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    • What kind of a psycho sleeps with the door open..?
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    • Keeping the door close is better if your house catches on fire it can littleraly save your life it takes the fire longer to burn into the room if the door is closed
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    • I always sleep with door open
      Andrevv 11 oct
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    • I haven't slept with a door for about 2 years now and it's not so bad
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    • What makes you think its evil
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    • I keep the door closed, but that's mostly to keep the heat in. I've been told it's weird that I leave my closet doors open
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    • Sleeping with the door closed can save your life if your asleep in a fire
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    • Why is ifunny such boring trash? Everything they feature is so far from funny. I might as well just start a meme group chat with all the basic ass bitches that I know. It would probably be the exact same content. Either basic bitch shit or 14 yr old virgin shit. That's all they feature.
      ClayGoeke 11 oct
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    • Natural airflow in my house goes through my room. I close the door it turns into a furnace.
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    • Keep the fire out
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    • My 4 fingers and my thumb will take me all the way there.
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    • I sleep with it open so the evil shadow called my cat can get out
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    • i don't have a door
      hdjsb 11 oct
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    • I'm banking on the hallway demon coming in. I want to see my closet demon throw hands with it. If I'm going to get sleep paralysis I might as well see a hella match up!
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    • "Hallways demons are bitches, I can take them. But you ain't locking me in with the room demon." -some comment on the same post but different feature set
      Urm0m_c0m 11 oct
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    • I have no door on my room
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    • I cant sleep with the door open knowing that it's open gives me a headache
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    • My room is almost pitch black and I like it that way, so no.
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    • I sleep with the door open and when its nice weather in the evenings I even sleep with my front door open. I've done it for years and literally nothing has ever happened lol
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    • Fuck that I have like 3 fans running in my room. I aint sharing my cold with the rest of the house!
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    • I have to sleep with the door open cause I have a cat that snuggles me while I sleep
      Redsky13 11 oct
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    • It's funny because I actually can't sleep with the door open
      Xmemes 11 oct
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    • I just can't
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    • If you sleep with the door open, in the event of a fire it'll spread to your room faster than if you closed the door.
      Krekos246 11 oct
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    • The only time I can close my door is when there's people in the house. Other than that, doors are never closed
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    • I have 2 cats 2 kids and a demon in the hallway that door is shut while I sleep
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    • I’m a light sleeper so the cold shift in temperature wakes me up
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    • We have animals. No.
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    • Who sleeps with the door open?!
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    • Better airflow open
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    • Better to sleep with door close incase of fire.
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    • only do it so my cat can go in and out of my room. he's the only demon I'm letting in
      crabbin 11 oct
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    • I still check behind the shower curtain when I take a shit or about to shower.
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    • I wish a shadow would.
      TheAMVguy 11 oct
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    • Uh no never. I want as much noise reduction and if I decide to wake up and jack off I don't need to go close the door then go back to bed and have everyone know exactly what I'm doing
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    • Fuck that cunt she sat during the national anthem she is a dirty cunt
      dfcards 11 oct
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    • I only sleep with my door open cause my cat will try to dig under my door if I don't leave it open
      dienow239 11 oct
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