yall cont sleep wit the door open??
Spin Master3000
So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
ameli1339 ameli1339
5 oct 2020
yall cont sleep wit the door open?? Spin Master3000 So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
Her milkshakes bring all the...
Ducks to the yard?!?!
ringed_davidsirdude ringed_davidsirdude
26 mar
Her milkshakes bring all the... Ducks to the yard?!?!
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
When you return to the starting area with your
level 100 character
OhYuFine OhYuFine
20 jan 2021
When you return to the starting area with your level 100 character
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
Shatwildcop Social Distancing is STILL in effect ya'll...
"A cringe man will always
think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."
RS
Lao Tzu
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." RS Lao Tzu
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sefior Serpantine
Wow this is beautiful
I could create this look for you in about
5-10 minutes
CrazyAboutYou CrazyAboutYou
5 oct 2020
Sefior Serpantine Wow this is beautiful I could create this look for you in about 5-10 minutes
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise
OR REPOST RI
Guardian of the Citadel
Indeed
LordOfTheRings LordOfTheRings
18 nov 2020
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise OR REPOST RI Guardian of the Citadel Indeed
AS
Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe
cumnog
my grandma has a dog like this..
Ya grandma a hoe
Yumji Yumji
13 may
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe cumnog my grandma has a dog like this.. Ya grandma a hoe
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
Each like will earn her pet; every 50 likes will earn her treat - Each like will earn her 1 pet; every 50 likes will earn her 1 treat
GetToTheChoppa GetToTheChoppa
22 sep 2020
Each like will earn her pet; every 50 likes will earn her treat - Each like will earn her 1 pet; every 50 likes will earn her 1 treat
*walks into debate club*
"you're all wrong"
*doesn't elaborate*
samn00ted27
10 apr
*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*