• YA @toxicevan_-
¢ my brother just woke up at 2am and tried to kill me and my family
my brother is getting arrested
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    • Holy fuck what a surreal fucking thing to just have happen to you where someone in your family who shares the same roof as you gets up and earnestly tries to murder you at 2:30am
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    • Somebody said he was tryna unlock tha mangekyo sharingan 😭😭😭
      shynin 10 jul
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    • Imagine finding out your brother was trying to murder you and the rest of the family, then posting it on Snapchat
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    • Reminds me when my stepdad stabbed my water bed expecting me and my youngest brother to drown but i was awake and waited for him to leave to pull my brother out
      ZNOX 10 jul
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    • Like if you think furries shouldn’t exist ignore if you’re gay and like sucking penis
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    • Oh God oh fuck my brother tried to kiII me I have to put this on social media immediately
      TheCheat 11 jul
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    • got third partied
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    • Clutch or kick
      Finn05 11 jul
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    • clutch or kick
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    • Kicked
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    • I saw the story, seems the dude was coked out of his mind
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    • Here's the full story off his twitter
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    • Does anyone know the actual story I’m very curious
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    • Failed Itachi
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    • Somebody said, " Somebody said he was he was tryna unlock tha mangekyo sharingan😭😭😭."
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    • Same thing happend to me but with my father
      NoPfpChan 11 jul
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    • Failed the clutch and got kicked
      H3CK5T0N 11 jul
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    • It was drugs, for sure.
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    • your income should always be higher than your expenses. thats why we should all invest in secure bank bonds to reallocate monies into positive revenue streams and develop profitable markets. the more you invest the better honestly
      lambyz 11 jul
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    • My little sister had a classmate, and one day her older brother got ahold of a gu n and kil led her, their twin siblings, and their mother. The dad came home and the kid just sat there crying and said "dad I did something bad." Then tried to plead not guilty.
      Cjchicken 11 jul
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    • Step bro! What are you doing?
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    • Could’ve waited until the afternoon. Bitch
      TheNutMan 11 jul
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    • Somebody said, “somebody said,” “somebody said he was tryna unlock the mangekyo sharingan😭😭😭.”
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    • My cousin had a friend who kiIIed his whole family in their sleep
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    • So apparently he’s getting arrested cause he bite his dads arm after they busted down his door cause he was smoking weed
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    • What kind of attention whore do you have to be to post this?
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • Arrested? Us Americans deal with these problems like this
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    • yeah this is a real story back in oct.-ish of ‘18. i remember seeing it on the local news and radio news on the way to school (my parents drive me) it happened in the town down from me in mississippi. the kid had a mental break down and wasn’t charged at all, he was 8. just google it ^
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    • Definitely not Itachi
      poyovo 11 jul
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    • brony 11 jul
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    • Fun fact: my brother admitted to my mom's face that he wanted to murder my sister! She somehow doesn't think he has serious issues. "he's just depressed. He's bullied at school." Well, that's the start of a school sh00ter!
      katsa3973 11 jul
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    • Still cant find the ability to make fun of very serious situations like you guys can.
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    • That nigga from sinister picked a dumb ass kid to possess
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    • Failed itachi
      reee14 11 jul
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    • Itachi has failed
      Tadami 11 jul
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    • Fortnite pfp cringe
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    • Somebody said, "Sombody said, 'Somebody said he was tryna unlock the mangekyo sharingan😭😭😭.'"
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    • Personally I could’ve been in a situation like that when I was a kid I was stabbed twice by my sibling was verbally and sometimes physically abused from birth till I was 18 if I didn’t have as much restraint as I do I feel like I would’ve done something like that haven’t talked to any of my family-
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    • What happened to them
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    • I mean the dudes tag is literally toxicevan. I think it’s safe to say they had it coming.
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    • Something like this happened in real life actually, a dad with a wife and 2 little girls and a baby inside the mom (pregnant). He got up in the middle of the night to kiII them all, he strangled/choked all of them to death 1 by 1. And then he loaded all of them into his truck and... (1/2)
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    • How big is a bigbigmac
      Raharu 11 jul
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    • Clutch or kick
      RabbiCrab 11 jul
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    • He couldn’t awaken his sharingan damn
      Skeletonk 11 jul
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    • ITACHII!!!
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    • I had a friend wake up to one roommate choking the other in his sleep in the dorms our freshman year. Shit is wild, man.
      Fuzzee 11 jul
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    • Clutch or kick
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    • Speaking of. My poor excuse for a brother and father to my nephew just tried choking me to death
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    • That's happened to me to when I was younger. You just realize how unpredictable other people, even people you thought you know so well, can be and the world is fuckin crazy.
      BoobyChan 11 jul
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    • Itachi lookin ass
      ballsac2 11 jul
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    • Psychological literature suggests that apparitional experiences and sensed presences are most common between the hours of 2 and 4 a.m., corresponding with a 3 a.m. peak in the amount of melatonin in the body.
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    • Hesitation is defeat
      Dumbasser 10 jul
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    • Not nearly as severe as this, but my step brother physically fought with my stepdad (his bio dad) and left the house. We noticed stuff started going missing and one day I caught him trying to steal our PS4 and IPad while he thought no one was home. Normally I’d beat his ass like I’d done before...
      SooDone 11 jul
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    • How the fuck does someone just wake up and do that. Was there not warning signs. I feel like there might be fucking warning signs for that sort of thing
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    • My sister tried to sh@0t me in my face point blank when we were about 8/9. We were playing tag during a thunderstorm and apparently she got really scared. But she didn’t know to turn the safety off
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    • This is why I have anxiety and have a hard time trusting people. People are crazy
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    • Lol I love when someone takes a serious crazy thing and turns it into a joke 🤣 it’s a golden format of situations
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    • “One friendly remaining”
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    • The family
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    • This is why you don't do acid at night while your family is sleeping
      WiiDaddy 11 jul
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    • my brother has pulled a knife on me several times and thrown me around. stabbed our family friend, my step dad, hit my mom etc. I'm 16 and like 5'4 and the dudes 22
      SameMZ 14 jul
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    • Good picture deadass
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    • God that’s awful
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    • LIFE LIKE BIDEO GAME
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    • Sounds like some itachi shit
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    • Clutch or kick
      MDAWG00 11 jul
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    • He got vote to kicked
      Dio_____ 11 jul
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    • To bad he failed
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    • Itachi?
      cailouuuu 11 jul
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    • He needs a snickers
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    • Mangekyo
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    • Clutch or kick irl
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    • He was tryna unlock the mangekyo sharingan 😭😭😭
      Awol_VI 11 jul
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    • I can't tell what the picture is
      Gun_li 11 jul
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    • Bro whytf even post that shit on Twitter this is kinda what I hate about humanity and aociety right now the need to share every moment/event every to everyone on fucking social media it's like what?
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    • Sadly enough when I was around 6 or 7 years old, I tried to k!ll my mother in her sleep, she woke up to it and told me to do it. She doesnt remember this, but I told her about it. I dont remember why, I just had no control over my anger, now Ive mastered it and can tolerate just about anything.
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    • I am a cop and there is a video on youtube of me and 4 other deputies saving 2 children and a mother from there dad he shot the mother and was going to kiII all of them. Look it up
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    • There are just some things you don't post on Twitter for the world to see.
      mconleyxx 11 jul
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    • Vote to kick
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    • Brother does this and the woman's first instinct is to get clout on snapchat twitter. Woman moment
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    • Clutch or kick
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    • Itachi
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    • Clutch or kick
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    • pussycum 14 jul
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    • "My family" no wonder boy got a grudge
      skroko 14 jul
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    • Ain't he ur fam too tho?
      skroko 14 jul
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    • Clutch or kick
      Reginalf 14 jul
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    • i might be slow as fuck but i don’t get it like at all please help ke
      cban 14 jul
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    • Who tf escapes murder and then immediately decides to tweet it?
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    • Clutch or kick
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    • prob sleep walking
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    • Even I can handle a 1v5
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    • Clutch or kick
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    • A new twist on “what are you doing step bro”
      Grenadada 14 jul
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    • Coward. If you want to eliminate someone, you do it in a respectful, face-to-face way.
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