Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
Remember to be thankful for
NS
what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
17 dec 2020
Remember to be thankful for NS what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Valyrison Valyrison
25 sep 2020
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
sugondeeze sugondeeze
7 oct 2020
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind.
Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind. Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
IndieWire
IndieWire
@IndieWire
Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So
Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast
Member Peter Sarsgaard
age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik
The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES
11 nov 2020
IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
When she likes watching you eat her
wifey87 wifey87
6 apr
When she likes watching you eat her
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
que C--)
QUo gêi ta ne
rockyadams rockyadams
25 sep 2020
que C--) QUo gêi ta ne
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
23 sep 2020
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes: