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    • Shakespeare like: do not recite the dark magic with me witch, I was there when it was written.
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    • Shakespeare gonna add another body to his count
      Hangagud 26 jul
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    • He’d probably just battle himself
      TBoneIF 26 jul
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    • EP-IC RAP BATTLESOFHITORYYYYYYYYY!!!! MARSHAL MATHERS!!!! VERSUS!!! WILLIAMMMMMM SHAKESPEEEEEEAAAAAAARE BEGIN!!!!
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    • I like how this implies Shakespeare was expecting him
      Adaptive 26 jul
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    • Who remembers epic rap battles of history
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    • Eminem is incredibly talented no doubt, but thought experiment. How do you think society would view him if he were black and would he be as successful?
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    • “There are approximately 1010300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.”
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    • He defeated the rest. Now it's time to fight the best.
      Xacto 26 jul
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    • He’d probably go back to 2002 and battle himself lol.
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    • bitches shit their britches when the bard goes by. All these new rapper think their lines are fly. Ain't nobody gonna by the records they sell. They think their rhymes are magic but they can't can't even spell.
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    • Okay, but eminem vs Shakespeare from epic rap battle of history. He was really well represented I think
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    • He’d go back and try and save proof. Rip a legend
      F4LLlN1 26 jul
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    • Yeah elvis Presley was a cool dude
      otwOUT 26 jul
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    • Eazy E didn't even write his own bars
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    • He doth not want a battle, he is shooketh. He is aware there is no such a thing as a partial criminal
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    • isn’t there a comic about this that was featured a few months ago
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    • I honestly don’t know who would win. PFFTT HAHAHA fuck outta here William is gonna get fucking rekt like half the main characters in all his plays.
      YourGuyCy 26 jul
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    • Battle the younger Eminem
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    • Eminem would still win idc
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    • Big L would fucking rock him, dude had the sickest word play and his lyrics were beyond their time. If he were still alive Slim Shady would have some real competition
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    • Thus, let me start a ripple that shall harden your maidens nipples. Shant be here long for thou have rhymes that be fickle. I may script plays that have thin sleeping in the middle, but when it comes to word play thou doth play the second fiddle.
      4FR33D0M 29 jul
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    • Shakespeare please tell my teacher what you mean by "the door is red"
      FishOiI 26 jul
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    • when it comes to a freestyle battle who y’all think could out freestyle Eminem? That is in 2020 with our current selection of alive rappers and all that. I got Denzel Curry
      Groudon 27 jul
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    • Imagine if ERB made this and actually got Em in on it
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    • That was funny
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    • I love that this implies that Shakespeare was waiting for him
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    • Too scared to battle Lil Dicky.
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    • Feel like hed prolly go back an confront his dad about why he would leave in the first place, show his dad how successful he became without him, maybe even show him a pic of Haley before leaving forever.
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    • The real OG
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    • Nobody knows about big L but he’s literally the best rap lyricist to ever live
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    • Damn why does he wanna lose
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    • Anyone heard of kanye quest
      mela 27 jul
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    • That’s going to be a great rap battle
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    • I’d watch that
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    • OvenMittzFromcertificationV4 he said big L bro
      Guby 26 jul
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    • Isn’t there a theory that Shakespeare was actually illiterate and stole a lot of his work
      elijvh 26 jul
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    • Come bite my thumb, I hope you know the stakes. I’ll put a slug between your shoulderblades, then ask what light through yonder poser breaks.
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    • We all know he’d go back and get one of his dead homies
      datyou 26 jul
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    • Didn’t Shakespeare just make up words tho?
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    • Is that a Austin powers time machine?
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    • Lol
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    • He’d go back in time to rap battle Juice WRLD and take an L
      King_Drip 26 jul
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    • Shakespeare fucking sucks ass
      HummerH3 26 jul
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    • She sucked on my willie its quite delightful, catch me in west Glockernshire and youll catch the rifle
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    • Shakespeare can't right a story interesting enough to keep poor people interested for more than like 10 minutes if he didn't include incest or underage sex that soon in the play. Shakespeare is about to be served.
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    • A want a rapper femboy bf
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    • He probably would've saved people from dying like 2pac and others
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    • Eminem isnt that good
      unabomber 26 jul
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    • I would love to see Eminem vs Mos Def anyone else?
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    • Oh get ready cause this shits about to get heavy
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    • Shakespeare isn't real, its the most successful hoax of all of literary history
      Le_Moro 30 jul
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    • Oh sure good Idea to go against the person who literally invented the word swag
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    • Big L who that am I missing someone huge
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    • That needs to be an erboh
      chevee01 29 jul
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    • Y'know what.. I can see him doing that.
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    • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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    • Nice.
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    • Thought it was gonna be Hamilton for a sec
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    • I hate listening to Eminem and my friends say he's a bad rapper for the only reason that is "he's white". 1st of all he's definitely top 5 of all time and 2nd, that's called racism bruv. And same thing with Logic. I like some of his songs, but people say he's bad because he's white when he's mixed
      MethCurry 29 jul
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    • Rap battlesssss offff historyyyyyyyyyy
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    • We don’t even know 100% if Shakespeare was one guy or a group of guys or the actor William Shakespeare. The only signature we have of him is on the actors will
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    • I read that as will I am and was confused for a sec
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    • Mm can’t be that dumb.
      ransom451 28 jul
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    • Ay BIG L
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    • Big L’s the fuckin man
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    • ERB make it happen
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    • Remember when people were saying he died and they just got a double for him
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    • The original poet
      Gab31 28 jul
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    • Thine mother's spaghetti on his plate platemail already
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    • EPIC, EPIC, EPIC, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. EMINEM VSSSSSSSSSS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. BEGIN
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    • Dude holy shit this would be a great Epic Rap Battles of History video. do they still make em I haven’t heard them in years
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    • Prepareth to receiveth s'rv'd wench
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    • You can tell this was made by someone who has no idea about the freestyle scene, still funny tho
      boibomz 28 jul
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    • He'd go back in time and save stan
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    • Nobody shall overcome the Bard
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    • While Eminem is considered one of the GOATS of the 90s and early 2000’s I think that he should have ended his full album releases after MMLP2
      CT1409 28 jul
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    • This would be a good ERB
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    • If eminem decided this was the year he wanted to start rapping, some blm cunt would’ve shot him before he could even start
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    • Skakespeare the OG Eminem
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    • Cool idea for a music video
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    • Eminem=garbage
      yetiman02 28 jul
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    • Wordsworth or Shakespeare
      EnderSaij 28 jul
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    • William Shakespeare wasn't real
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    • Why Eazy-E? Is he on anyone’s top ten?
      Duffless 28 jul
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    • "William, i hope you're ready." "What, you egg?" *stabs him*
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    • Shoulda gone with Dr Suess
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    • Hot take, Andre 3000 is a better rapper than Eminem, old and new
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    • I read that as will. I. Am. In my head at first. Like why’s this man rap battling dude from the Black eyed peas lmao
      Weems 28 jul
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    • Godzilla with juice slaps
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    • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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    • Em would tho n we all know it
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    • shakespeare Bout to make another comedy out here
      Girts 28 jul
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    • I thought it was gonna be himself
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    • Aesop Rock and MF DOOM both have a more expansive vocabulary than Shakespeare
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    • Big L. That isn't a name I've heard in a LOOOONG time.
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    • he should have battled lafayette in guns and ships
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    • Add tap shoes and it's like that one scene from something rotten
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