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    • I thought zeroing a scale was 4th grade level shit but lo and behold the ifunny users shock me yet again with their idiocy
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    • Me seeing the amount of people in this comment section that dont know how to use a scale
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    • I haven't seen a single person comment about weighing the wood, just the people complaining about them
      JustaLamp 24 jun
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    • This is the high koality content I'm looking for
      jjm1206 24 jun
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    • for people saying it’s weighing the wood: they tare the scale ffs
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    • Y’all remember when iFunny comments were for being funny and not just for starting fake arguments and insulting people? I do. It was awesome.
      JBridge 24 jun
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    • I've read every single comment since there are only 80 rn and not a single one is from someone who doesnt know how to tare a scale. Yall just trying to look smart by complaining about a problem that doesn't exist.
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    • I searched this whole comment section and only one person said anything about weighing the wood yet there are almost 100 comments talking about how dumb everyone is for not knowing how to use a scale
      a15p310 24 jun
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    • No one is complaining that it’s weighing the wood. Not a single comment. Y’all think ur fucking geniuses but everyone knows this. Fuck off
      rijarto 24 jun
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    • There is literally not a single person in this comment section that doesnt have an understanding of scales
      Pubity 24 jun
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    • Since there are zero comments about it but tons of complaints here you go. But wouldn't the wood throw off the weight?!?
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    • iFunny needs to QUIT ASKING me to like features as if I have to or something.
      lifeklok 24 jun
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    • How much does the chlamydia weigh?
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    • For the people complaining about the people saying that it’s weighing the wood, you are the kinds of motherfuckers that create problems that don’t exist. I can’t find a single comment where someone says it’s weighing the wood.
      SKREEEEEE 24 jun
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    • I’ve searched every single comment and there’s literally no comment telling me how to get this shampoo bottle out of my ass
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    • 4/10 pogs: Fuck Koalas l, I fucking hate Koalas, im going to fuck a koala
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    • This cause they dumb as shit and will probably die just sitting there. Apparently, they have smooth brains. Found that out the other day. It's called, lissencephalic brain, and apparently people can have it I guess. Some people where born stupid and will never change.
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    • Amount of people asking how you weigh the Koala with the wood - 1% Amount of people explaining how you weigh the Koala with the wood - 99%
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    • Do people not know how scales work? You zero it out before weighing the actual object you want to weigh, so you don’t weigh what the object is sitting on
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    • Unpopular opinion: I don't think koalas are cute. All they do is remind me of chlamydia.
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    • Koalas are the worst fucking animal they commit a lot of blubby they are riddled with st ds and they have actual smooth brains which are so dumb they cant recognize other trees as food or even there own if you take them off
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    • There are more comments pointing out the comments roasting the comments about the wood then there are comments about the wood
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    • This comment section is made of people complaining about zeroing scales and people complaining about people complaining about zeroing scales
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    • Awwwwwww, useless little asshole.
      av43 24 jun
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    • They tare the wood jeez
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    • Cute little smooth brained motherfucker...
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    • I haven’t seen a single comment about people complaining about others weighing the wood, just the people commenting that they’ve seen comments about the wood.
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    • What is going on in this comment section
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    • Yeetinzzz 24 jun
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    • I fucking hate koalas
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    • omg he weight 332 pounds 🙀🙀🙀🙀
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    • A koala is my spirt animal there ever stoned out of their mind or there sleeping
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    • He looks so polite
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    • You guys don’t know that they could weigh the wood first and then the wood with koala and then do this simple equation: wood with koala- wood= koala.
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    • i'd slam it into a meat grinder and weigh the meat
      snorty 25 jun
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    • oh so with a scale. Cool.
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    • Nobody ever wondered this.
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    • That’s how they weigh my ballsack too
      ItzRello 24 jun
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    • Koalas are bad. Oh and they tare the scale or something idk the only comments here are the ones that insulting people that doesnt know how to tare a scale.
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    • What’s the point tho , they don’t do anything
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    • Lazy fuck, can’t even get off the branch
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    • You weigh the wood first and subtract that weight from the total
      SpeedQB 27 jun
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    • I like how he seems a lil angry that you have the audacity to weigh him
      ak852 26 jun
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    • 332 pounds, lose some weight fat ass
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    • Fuck the wood. I hate koalas and I want everyone here to know that
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    • Fatass
      Skware 24 jun
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    • I thought that it was lbs for a sec lol
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    • I love this
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    • i think the situation is that the people who made dumb comments about the wood messing it up deleted them after realizing how stupid they were. this leaves a vacuum, making it seem like the people who are annoyed about said idiocy are annoyed at nothing, this creates more annoyed comments
      lrich16 24 jun
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    • I've searched every comment and none are telling me that lighting California on fire is a bad idea.
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    • How the fuck are you supposed to know how much your wood weighs if theres a damn koala crawling all over it??
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    • That explains why your mom's doctor puts a horse dildo on the scale before he weighs her
      Curvz 24 jun
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    • People really be on here that don’t know how to use a basic scale.
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    • Thank god someone deleted that dumbass who was literally deleting every comment under their dumbass comment
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    • But wouldn't that weigh the koala??
      Ecthar 24 jun
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    • He's on a slingshot
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    • They do the same for birds
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    • Just sittin there... chillin
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    • You know what I never did but I should’ve
      Rextopher 24 jun
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    • It’s not weighing the wood if the scale is reset after the wood is placed on the scale, also they could just subtract the weight of the wood from the total of need be
      MooDoo02 24 jun
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    • The look on it's face is priceless
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    • we need to save them from extinction
      1d1ots 24 jun
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    • i never wondered
      Saskimo 24 jun
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    • Don't they have the clap or something?
      Sileevio 24 jun
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    • Yo dick heads, you gotta scroll down to comments with no likes, you see liked shit first and people would be liking the explanations and not retards asking about it
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    • Ain't that gonna weigh the wood though??
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    • This comment section is fucking cancer
      Imheated 24 jun
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    • You can zero the scale after you put the wooden thing on IDIOTS
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    • Im tired of motherfuckers who dont understand how scales work
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    • There’s no way that thing weighs only 3 pounds
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    • But isn’t it weighing the wood?
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    • Stupid fuckin idiot
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    • What a fucking dumbass. You're weight is gonna be off because of the wood. Fucking retarded smh.
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    • The stick weighs something too so u gotta set the stick as zero
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    • But that's not accurate because of weight the wood. Damn people are stupid.
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    • But its weighing the wood and the scale too so its gonna add like 9 lbs because of that and then weigh more for that reason since that stuff is on there too so then it weighs more in the end you have more weight than you should because of the extra of the wood and scale
      sokudo54 24 jun
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    • What about the wood doesnt that add weight
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    • They are weighing the wood
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    • the scale has A TARE
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    • Koala Koala .... couldn’t think of a rhyme fuck
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    • But they are weighing the wood. There said it
      sedreaper 26 jun
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    • Haha idiots they don't know they're weighing the wood as well
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    • For those who can’t tell, this is in pounds
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    • This is also a comment not asking about the wood being weighed
      Kagihoshi 27 jun
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    • “yOu HaVe To SuBtRaCt ThE wEiGhT oF tHe WoO-“ yeah no fucking shit
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    • They're that stupid?
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    • Literally no one has ever wondered that
      Za_Hand0 27 jun
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    • I've always just weighed myself, then weighed myself while holding the animals and the difference is the animal's weight
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    • Koala have smooth brain. Like the person reading this comment.
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    • That better be some really light wood if you want an accurate measurement
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    • Koalas are adorable. Fight me-
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    • Damn my bou is 332 pounds
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    • It’s funny how %90 of the fucking comments are saying people don’t know how to use a scale, yet I’ve seen no comments portraying such idiocy. Get the heck out m8.
      YoungBean 26 jun
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    • Bruh all I see are people complaing about people complaing about people not knowing how to use a scale
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    • I hate people on this comment section saying “koalas don’t exist” like damn SO MANY OF YOU are uninformed
      soybean 26 jun
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    • No way he is 332 pounds
      nottim21 26 jun
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    • How many kg? (Koalagrams)
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