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    • As cashier myself if it’s taking too long I just look the fuck away
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    • I’m always in good standing, but I can’t help but feel like I have to prep just in case the card gets declined. Like I know it’s not my fault, and I’ve got the monz, but it’s like I’ll be painted as a thief.
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    • Sorry Sir your card was decl - STFU BITCH THE WHOLE STORE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW
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