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    • “An hospital”
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    • Maws 5 aug
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    • So I work at a hospital and there was this one guy who came in and told the surgeon that he fell on a ear of corn and it got stuck in his ass, and they were like ok man, so surgery time rolls around, the pull the corn out of his ass and there was a condom that came out with it
      xxalina 7 aug
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    • And in another room , there’s 2 doctors banging on top of a fax machine
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    • And in another room there’s a father with his son stuck in his ass.
      Crisbob 9 aug
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    • I volunteered at a hospital this summer and there was a lady who shoved a chicken nugget into her ears to “stop the voices”
      Cloudie3 6 aug
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    • iFappy 5 aug
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    • It’s completely different when u have to stay in the hospital as a patient
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    • Wot about the ghosts who throw things and move things and open doors creepily and make faint coughing noises‽
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    • I had a patient that shot his ass cheek off
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    • In one room you see a guy cutting his dick off to become a girl and that same dick gets attached to a girl in another room, worst hospital ever
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    • I work in the ICU and they play a short lullaby when a baby is born. I can't tell you how many times we unsuccessfully code someone and we hear the lullaby. It truly is a circle. Throw that life in a circle... lol
      Oticon7 6 aug
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    • Has a CNA for 6 years, and a nurse for 2, I can confirm this to be 100% true
      THan91 6 aug
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    • I’m a nurse, and can confirm. Weirdest thing I’ve seen is a psych lady who put hard boiled eggs in her vagina
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    • If so many people die in hospitals why don’t they close the hospitals so people stop dying. Smh 🤦‍♀️
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    • Man when I was working my first clinical at a hospital, my first patient was a kid who died from neglect and abuse. I had PTSD for a while because of that and when we were the Doc called it and we stopped CPR all I could hear were the parents crying, and the atmosphere in the room changing horribly
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    • Just think right now somewhere in the world someone is getting fucked, someone is giving birth, and someone is eating hot cheetos
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    • Dont forget about the vietnam vet having flashbacks in the wheelchair that the nurses dint care about
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    • There was a guy with a magic 8 ball stuck in his anus once, he said he was "bored."
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    • Saying “ I have no idea how it got there “
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    • What are you looking at down there?
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    • In a room somewhere there is a doctor banging a hot nurse
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    • Was the guy who tried to shove a remote up his ass after his mom deleted some game
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    • As a hospital employee I can confirm these as facts. You would be amazed of the things found in some folks anus.
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    • The beginning, the end, and the in-between
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    • There's also the room where that guy is fucking the vegetables
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    • i work in a hospital, a guy with acute autism came in one time that said he was bleeding from his torso, the ER room was busy that day, so minor bleeding, which me (security guard) and the nurses thought, wasnt a big deal. 3 hours pass by and the nurses finally called him in, a couple of minutes ...
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    • I worked in a hospital and used to go balls deep into the horny nursing techs and occasionally a nurse or 2. A 3rd shift hospital with unused floors is prime banging territory.
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    • THE ANUS
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    • Im a medic and some calls are just fucking unreal. This wasn't me but my dad had a call where a small airplane crashed and they found a body a ways away from the plane. Apparently the guy ran over to the plane to see if they we're ok and he had a fucking heart attack. You cant make this shit up man.
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    • According to nurses, it's pretty common to have at least one person with an object stuck in their ass in the hospital at any give time
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    • *as the father dies, everyone hears that they just brought in a guy who stuck his dick in the toaster*
      MrKise 6 aug
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    • Im sorry, just 1 remote up his ass? Pathetic
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    • If only you knew the type of shit ER staff see on a daily basis
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    • And in the broom closet there's an intern sucking the life our of an old doctor to not fail. Yes. A hospital is a magical place
      kriss3d 6 aug
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    • That got really deep then really weird in a heartbeat
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    • And in another room your mom is birthing my son..
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    • Anyone else sing “it’s the circle of life” reflexively
      MKan 6 aug
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    • And in another room there’s a female who pulled out her IV and proceeded to spread her blood all over the walls. Then takes out a knife and begins to cut up the beds, inevitably being restrained to her bed by security and handcuffs.. all because she wanted her Tylenol an hour early.
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    • Held my father for the last time 3 days ago....
      Heatsman 6 aug
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    • I worked as a security guard at a hospital for 3 years. I saw some shit I wish I could forget.
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    • And then I’m another room there’s a whore giving a blowjob to your best friend. Fuck you terry you’re a fucking whore. I never even fucking loved you in the first place I hope you fucking rot in hell like the demonic bitch you are!!!!
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    • I could never work in a hospital. Watching people grieve and cry for loved ones would destroy me in like 2 days.
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    • I volunteer at a hospital and once I went into a room where one bed has a very anorexic lady and the in the bed next to her was a omega obese women. Doesn't really relate but I thought it was a weird coincidence.
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    • Bro I work at a vet hospital it’s same but different one room had a new litter of cute puppies another a cat that was hit by a car and another a dog that ate car keys
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    • I went to the hospital cus it turns out I have a horrific intestinal virus . They needed a stool sample and I gotta say that was the wettest worst thing to ever come out of my body. I ruined the entire bathroom I feel so bad for the lady who had to take my sample as she went in, came back out. Got
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    • I- I’m at the hospital reading this-
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    • This very true, Ima just stay in my Lab away from the Butt remotes
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    • Did you know if you jack off with a catheter in you can permanently ruin your dick
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    • You mean "stuck in his anus AGAIN".
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    • That’s part of why I dislike hospitals. They just feel so creepy to me. Time slowing, your soul floating above a pit of death that’s trying to pull you in. The feeling of Christmas as a kid, and simultaneously the feeling of putting your childhood dog down.
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    • I warned you what would happen if you change the fucking channel one more time
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    • Soooo very true. But that shits weak. Ok guys picture this. Guys singing (boisterously) in his room, I come in, he’s stark naked, spinning his catheter in one hand and has a trail of shit behind him as he sings to himself in his room. Something’s only nurses see on a full moon lol
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    • “Stephen, 3 million people want to know, why did you shove the remote up your butt?”
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    • “They had us in the first half, I ain’t gonna lie.”
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    • Funniest shit my bro (FM/Para) responded to a call and some dude had a toothbrush "lost" up the old chicken eye. Apparently he was "constipated" and tried to "brush" things out. I'm getting "carried" away with the quotations I know "sorry"
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    • From the day we arrive on the planet And blinking, step into the sun There's more to see than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done There's far too much to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the sun rolling high Through the sapphire sky
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    • Circle of death
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    • In one room there is a dude feeling like a fucking king cause they gave him a percocet.
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    • I started an internship at a hospital in june and i always thought those crazy stories were fake so i didnt expect anything wild, but my 2nd day there we had a dude who got anal beads stuck in his ass lmao
      VCARRO 6 aug
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    • Son, why is there a syrup bottle up your ass?
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    • Oh that last one might be me
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    • I work in an ER department, can confirm.
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    • People saying things like “this has been featured before” but I’ve been here for 1900 and I’ve never seen it
      F0XTROT 6 aug
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    • "So, it's actually kind of funny. See I was watching tv naked when I saw a spider on my ceiling. It was right above me so I just decided to stand up on the couch. Well it jumped on me and I fell off the couch right onto the remote. Yeah...I definitely didn't put it there"
      dogbag57 6 aug
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    • A hospital is a terrible place... some wre having the best days of their loves and some are having the worst... others are having the first days of their lived and the others are having there last... it's a rough place to be.
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    • Greys anatomy should purchase the rights to this statement and let it be the voice over in their final episode.
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    • Controlling that anus am i right?
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    • Only a remote? What a pussy.
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    • Don’t let the hospital win
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    • It's the circle of reposted features too
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    • I’m a dad. Don’t sucker punch me in the feels like that. You know how hard it is to program a replacement remote?
      KOmedic 5 aug
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    • I funny is turning to facebook
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    • X-ray tech here. Can confirm. Imaged a dude who decided he wanted to do some ass play with an action figure. Came into the hospital for “rectal pain”.
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    • youngso 5 aug
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    • And in another room there's a nurse getting absolutely railled
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    • You told me you would't Tell anyone
      rambini 5 aug
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      iFappy 5 aug
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    • I bet it’s less strange to work in A hospital
      mattizl 10 aug
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    • Ngl they had me in the first half
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    • working in a good hospital is really rewarding though considering that you're helping save lives everyday thou
      dogbab 9 aug
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    • I can confirm
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    • Reminds me of Royce da 5’9”s song about the day his life changed. He met his best friend Eminem, lost his grandma, and gained his first child all on the same night.
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    • I’m currently stuck guarding some other officer’s arrestee. He is so drugged out I had to cuff each one of his appendages to the hospital bed 😑
      Kyle737 7 aug
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    • Crazy that there are sons that get to hold their father for the last time but when I was 9, I was told I was to young to go to the hospital to see my dad one last time. I was at the house alone when hundreds of people started to show up crying and shit and still didn’t know what happened.
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    • Sharp turn there... very sharp turn....
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    • He was grieving, okay?
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    • Its strange to say "in an hospital"
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    • why are hospitals always so cold?.....to keep the vegetables nice and fresh
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    • So gay
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    • "Its the circle of life" no it's for pooping, people need to stop sticking stuff like TV remotes up their circles.
      master7 6 aug
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    • "an hospital"
      skrskr69 6 aug
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