• Robert Geary I have 2 teraby'ms ol 10hr
vrdeos 01 he-man saymg heaaaa labeled
Child pom knowmg full well that any
government authorwy would be forced lo
look at every second of It
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    • Government worker:
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    • Inb4 he's saying this on social media to trick the government into thinking he's pranking them so they don't look at the video but he's actually got child porn
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    • What quality? Cause it be even funnier if it was 140p at 10fps cause you could fit SOOO many more hours of he man on it. Put a random jump scare in the middle somewhere
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    • Govt. Worker:
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    • Fun fact: I actually became an FBI agent to scout out, locate, and immediately watch and jerk off to the child porn on people’s computers before placing them under arrest using my furry cum-soaked handcuffs
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    • Step 1: they'll throw you in jail. Step 2: they'll look at the first video for a minute. Step 3: they'll repeat step 2 a few times. Step 4: they'll realize you're not a predator, just a troll. Step 5: they will then have one person go through every video as punishment for some mistake, see more
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    • Hahaha i have the same thing but its actual child porn
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    • JemoDemo 17 jun
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    • Make sure it's in 480p so you can fit more videos
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    • Then put a word document in the folder with time stamps to keep them on their toes.
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    • Wait a minute, government workers get paid to watch kiddie porn?
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    • What a coincidence, I have 2 terabytes of child pornography labeled he-man saying heaaa
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    • The FBI when they open it:
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    • Okay, but you have a folder on your computer labeled child porn..
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    • Government Employee~
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    • NormG 17 jun
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    • Be a hero and upload that to the internet.
      vontar 18 jun
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    • That's like paying a massive ticket in pennies
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    • Because their time isn't better spent actually finding someone with real child porn to arrest. Yeah, thats funny but god damn that's actually really important.
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    • Yeah let’s waste the time of agents trying to catch child predators .. smart idea
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    • So we should waste law enforcements time from finding real child porn to deal with you being a soulless right?
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    • I have 2 terabytes of 10 hr videos of child porn labeled he man saying hey-ya
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    • Well they could always keep you in custody until they've finished reviewing the "evidence" and the case gets back logged
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    • Meanwhile i aint even got the balls to type out cp no matter the context
      3ocz 18 jun
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    • Bruhhhh thats how u put someone in an insane asylum
      mcs3 18 jun
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    • Dude. For 1 thats cold. And 2 they could be out their catching real child molester bit instead you doin this
      Jtown1990 17 jun
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    • This is an illusion not a sneak
      EpicSOB 17 jun
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    • It wouldn't be sneak. Illustion maybe.
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    • Fuck shoulda done that with mine instead of filling it with child porn
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    • You motherfucker
      _FBI 18 jun
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    • Fun fact that song used to be a trigger for me when I was younger because on the outside it was a fun happy song but if you listened to what it was saying it’s really depressing and I connected with it and one time it was on a Try Not Laugh Video and I nearly ended up crying
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    • You’re slowing them down from catching priests
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    • There's probably algorithms that handle stuff like that..
      raqshrag 17 jun
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    • So, what do you have in these videos labeled He-man?
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    • Bad idea. This will give them a reason to search all other files on your device, meaning they will probably find the actual ch1ld p0rn as well..
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    • That’s illusion not sneak dumbass
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    • Shouldn’t it be illusion?
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    • Better than what they usually find
      cadenfam 17 jun
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    • Have fun sitting in jail until they conclude their investigation!
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    • Government guys
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    • It's possible to speed up videos
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    • Being a dick to people trying to catch pedophiles
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    • You'd use illusion 100 but ok I'm getting tired of people using it the Skyrim meme the wrong way
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    • This reminds me of the time i was on vacation 1000 miles from home in the middle of nowhere and my girl thought it was a good idea to google how long it takes for a body to decompose and i have a feeling due to the circumstances of our location shes on some sort of watch list now
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    • I have child porn in my pc with the name he-man 10h
      Gean0 18 jun
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    • Cuase if those fuckers are going to look ILLEGALLY anyways they'll have to fucking suffer for it
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    • That’s actually quite brilliant.
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    • Sneak 100 would imply he does actually have CP
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    • can we just stop with the Skyrim memes since no one knows how to use them properly anymore
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    • why terrorize the people looking for pedophiles..
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    • He's just posting that so the government workers won't look at it
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    • Maybe it's all a trick and it really is child porn and because of that post they will see it and go oh that's just he man
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    • i would classify this as trickery not sneak
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    • This > family
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    • 2 TB? Really? You could fit over a hundred good games in that and you choose an old video?
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    • Or they can use the software on their computers to scan through the footage to see if any frames changed in color or pixelation
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    • If the government worker is looking through your laptop, you're in prison. So have fun waiting
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    • It’s not a sneak skill unless there is child porn in the vid which implies that there is
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    • If you downgrade the audio quality to an MP3 format you could squeeze more 10 videos in
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    • So you want to torture a guy who spends all his time trying the catch sick pedophiles? Also already has to see horrible things every day and waste his time when he could actually be catching pedophiles?
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    • Don't they have algorithms that can run a scan in a few minutes or hours. I mean they have them for YouTube
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    • Let me guess he has child porn labeled he-man episodes
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    • reminds me of that old post about a guy who encrypted files on a computer labeled "child porn". he was pursued for weeks until he finally gave up the password to decrypt the file, only for the court to find that all the files were rick astley looped or compressed to read different picture sizes.
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    • This nigga got a second folder called "not child porn" and guess what's in it
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    • And there's a massive decoding effort to find the hidden content that doesn't actually exist.
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    • Let's do some math. Let's safely assume one of the 10 hour videos only takes up 25MB on the hard drive. That would amount to almost 84000 videos. Which would then be 840,000 hours of continuous Heyeayea. That's 95 years of music.
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    • Actually this is false. The government and anyone who can afford can it, can purchase encase or FTK software license. They both have the ability to scan harddrives for porn and much more automatically. I’m majoring in cyber security, and took digital forensics last term so I got to use the software.
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    • Little confused as to why you’d try intentionally taking time away from the people going after child predators but okay
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    • The government can’t look in the folder because it’s illegal to look at child porn
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    • The Skyrim format is dying bc of posts like these.
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    • If you're not going to use the skyrim formats right, don't use them
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    • That's illusion, alteration even, not sneak
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    • Are you trying to help real pedos?wasting the time of federal officers who could be instead puuting sickos behind bars
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    • And then we find out this guy somehow dies in a “freak accident” the next day for wasting the governments time
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    • They have a program that can scan a video much faster
      mromanga 17 jun
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    • But you also have videos that are actually child corn? That's what sneak implys. Illusion would be if you don't have any.
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    • What is “sneak” about this??
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    • This isn't a fucking sneak meme, more like illusion or something. Y'all suck.
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    • In reality they work for the government as an excuse to watch other people’s child porn
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    • I mean... there's better ways to look through a video than watching the whole thing...
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    • Lol. The largest collection of data I have is my offline backup of Wikipedia. Yes, you can download Wikipedia LEGALLY. They even have an article on HOW to do it and provide you all the resources. Wikipedia fucking rocks!
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    • This wouldn't be good to do though because it takes time away for them to be catching actual child predators
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    • What they would probably do is divide the video into segments then assign certain people to watch each segment
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    • This is the equivalent of flagging 10 hour long youtube videos of stupid shit and making some poor employee watch it
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    • Internet troll 1, FBI 0
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    • How do you get 2tb of that? I don't mean cp cause I have that.(just kidding fbi)
      BigMidget 19 jun
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    • What a coincidence cause I have 2 terabytes of child po....I mean... Nevermind.
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    • Or they can speed it up to see if there's any
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    • *the government 100 hours later* FALSE ALARM
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