y UNSPOKEN RULES OF SEX
“I 50% of the time, a woman saying “Don't stop,
I'm about to cum” will make you cum and ruin
her orgasm. It's a cruel glitch that hasn't
Wash yo genitals.
Don't lie about being on the pill.
The difference between "fetishI and "felony'
is checking beforehand.
If you're using anal beads do not pull them
out and say. "And the winning power ball
As a guy. it's an unspoken law to alert your
partner before you cum.
Don't blow into the vagina.
If you fart whilst receiving a blowjob and they
keep going "ke nothing happened. you are
required to buy your partner something shiny
9 Take a pee after you have sex, “rt will help
10 One does notjust “oops" it in the backdoor.
" you you
12 There are a LOT of weird noises. Get over it.
14 If helshe asks who your fantasy fuck is. don't
say his/her best friend.