y PEOPLE REVEAL THE BEST
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THEY EVER
When you're going out with your friends and
you expect to be back around 11 tell her
you'll be back at around 12. So when you roll
in the door at 11 you can claim you left early
to see her before you both went to bed.
Once you're in a long-term relationship or
marriage, never stop dating your SO. There
needs to be some sort of constant courtship
to make them feel you still want them, even
after all these months/years.
lam an expert at not doing this.
The person who cares least in the
relationship has the most control.
Marry someone with a different favorite
cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.
Put a pillow under her hips.
If you are debating between two girls, jerk off
and go for the first one you think of
A relationship is like a fart. If you have to
force it, it's probably shit.
Confidence isn't, "I know she likes me."
Confidence is, "I'll be okay whether she likes
me or not"
My Dad gave me one bit of advice when I
got my first girlfriend. "She might pretend
she doesn't want dessert. She does really.
Order a serving for yourself, get two forks,
and let her eat it. Desserts are for girls