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My dad told me he takes $3-5
dollars out my step mom's purse
without her knowing everyday,
hides it under the mattress until he
collects $100 and then he tells her
"here's $100 go to the mall"
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    • Bruh who can just lose money like that and not notice? I mean thinking back its like do mom's even know what's in their purse or what?
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    • Call me cheap but I would notice if my wallet was an centimeter off it's original position
      blue_too 30 jun
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    • So, he give her back the $1 and $5 bills or does he trade them in for a $100 bill???? Because if he just give it to her like it is then im concerned that she hasnt put 2 and 2 together
      Locotrbl 30 jun
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    • Yeeooo?
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    • If it was a woman doing this to her husband y'all would be loosing your shit
      RpMaster 30 jun
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    • People really don’t count the money in their wallet, huh?
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    • I do the same to my wife but then after i get the $100. I go buy myself something
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    • Tf is yeo?
      texas_red 30 jun
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    • “She must not change her dam sheets very often” -My Mom
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    • Ah, theft
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    • “Babe. I had a $10 in here this morning but now I only have $5 and I haven’t even left the house yet”
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    • This dude is literally treating his wife like a child
      Klaud 30 jun
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    • I’m such a Jewish bastard I’d know if I was missing a dollar
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    • Your family must be rich because I'll know for a fact if a dollar was missing out my wallet...shit even .50 cents out the cupholder.... times are hard
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    • Imagine being so fucking stupid you can’t spell “Yo”
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    • What does yeooo mean
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    • PorkSword 30 jun
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    • ok but they’re married so shouldn’t they share money
      uuck 30 jun
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    • I think I might know why you have a step mom
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    • Is she a hooker? Who has abundant cash anymore
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    • A) how does she not notice and b) he is gonna make her run out of money real quick
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    • I’m so poor I dont even have $3-5 dollars on my purse in any day
      kjds 30 jun
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    • Normally i wouldn’t notice the first few times but considering how often i have to use my wallet i’d take less than two weeks to know someones taking money out
      De_gato 30 jun
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    • What is she gonna do with $100, not saying she shouldn’t be grateful but I literally went to target got a pair of jeans, bikini, and shampoo and body soap and it was $110
      asscrust 30 jun
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    • Cuz umm...yeeeeo is a real word
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    • It’s the thought that counts.
      Aidan_Q 30 jun
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    • To yeooo or not to yeooo, that is life's true mystery
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    • Who tf is putting that many ones in their purse every day
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    • My husband and i share an account and every time I go to the dollar store I get 10 cash back and when he’s sad thinking we can’t get special food I pull out just enough to get us something. The rest I’m keeping for a nice day after this plague is done.
      leocoats 2 jul
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    • This was already not funny but whatever the fuck that ending was made me visibly angry
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    • 'Stepmoms hate him'
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    • 8m looking for a man, woman, or other that does this
      imdying 30 jun
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    • If she’s unemployed this is justified
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    • That’s a smart nigga right there
      Synixcal 30 jun
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    • Brilliant
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    • If she can lose money like that without noticing, he's right to give her own money back to her to go to the mall with. She has a budget/accounting problem. Lol
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    • How young is the stepmom to have an allowance?
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    • Wtf does that last line mean
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    • That’s not a bad idea tho
      jexxie 30 jun
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    • Your dad may be the smartest man in the world
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    • i hardly carry cash cuzz imma just spend it bt it’s good to have some cash on you
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    • I would notice if $1 was gone
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    • Life hax
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    • Kibly 30 jun
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    • bruh i notice if someone took 50 cents from my wallet
      Oogan 30 jun
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    • Apparently they never change their sheets.
      skipjerk 30 jun
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN 30 jun
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    • everyday?
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    • It's likely his money lol
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    • I hate trump
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    • I would notice if $1 is missing cause I’m broke lolol
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    • YEOOOO
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    • So pretty much how a savings account works
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    • That's fucked. Why are there so many likes?
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    • yeo?
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    • Let's YEOOOOOOO
      Spazero 3 jul
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    • How do people not know how much cash they have?
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    • Yeeeo
      Nilm 3 jul
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    • Well works if you're with someone who sucks with money 😂
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    • Hey I mean it’s a good work around for both genders if it is done so without malicious intent you dense idiots in the comments
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    • *Gets $5 out every night for husband to "steal"*
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    • Legend
      robsto 2 jul
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    • The real problem is when she asks every time where he’s getting it from and you gotta think of a new excuse unless you have a guaranteed high quality one
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    • what the fuck is yeooo
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    • W
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    • The only time i give my fiance money is when im in the garage blowing glass, which i cant stop in the middle of most times, and i pull the trailler park boys style "my wallet is on the coffee table, ill pay you $20 to fuck off for 3 hours" totally worth it since i make that back in the first 30 mins
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    • Yeah but it means the mom is still withdrawing money every day
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    • Mmmmmm genius
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    • Women are better at color, not fast moving objects is why
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    • She take $10 from his wallett a day
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    • Wow
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    • thats called stealing yo
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    • Recycling at its finest!
      okydoky 2 jul
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    • My gf does the same with my wallet but she just spends it
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    • Genius
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    • Yeeooo?
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    • Nobody shops at the mall anymore
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    • Ah, another manipulative deceptive jackAss
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    • ah yes, manipulation
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    • What the fuck does yeooooo mean
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    • People carry cash nowadays?
      dunlupe 2 jul
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    • 1 like = I head pat
      MoonKin 2 jul
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    • Then manages to spend over $400
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    • that's theft what the fuck
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    • That's a financial pimp
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    • Sounds like a tax refund to me
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    • That’s some married g shit
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    • comment was eaten by a black hole
      cyyko 1 jul
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    • If you use cash for most purchases like you should this is easy for all those confused. Stop using your card for everything
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    • LAUGHING MY FUCKIN TITTIES OFF
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    • Thanks Obama
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    • That's stupid
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    • I mean if youre moms so bad with money that she doesnt notice that then hes super smart. Hes badically forcing her to save money.
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    • What would $100 get you at a mall? A burger and an hour at the arcade?
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    • It’s hard to keep up with all those 5s and 1s
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