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    • Specifically he didn’t want to do it to little girls. This man is a chad
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    • You know damn well those fuckers got hard doing that
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    • Umm you realize you van listen to a heart beat from the back just put your ear on someones back
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    • Wholesome. He has kept a lot of creepy docs from putting their heads on their patient's chests
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    • Imagine hating on a man for treating women with respect. Even if he had made this for grown women and not young women it still is just respect
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    • Yo why’s everyone so mad he did a good thing
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    • Nothings more badass than respecting women
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    • He was uncomfortable with going up to children’s chests, he’s not a mega virgin he’s a respectful KING
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    • The number of straight up predators in this comment section is disturbing
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    • Women respecter 5000
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    • This isn’t quite the right story. He was uncomfortable with checking the pulse of young girls so he invented the stethoscope
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    • Didn’t he also invent this to stop another doctor that was getting extremely handsy with women and children?
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    • Professionals have standards
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    • All these virgins saying “fuck you” like they’d ever become doctors
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    • If I remember correctly he more specifically felt uncomfortable with having to listen to the heartbeat of underage woman and that’s why he created it.
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    • Fym good man, doctors were getting free titty until this mega virging ruined it
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    • A nice man
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    • King
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    • and you guys call women sluts... but you’re calling him bad??
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    • Actually there's a bit more to the story! Its true it was invented for that reason, but prior to that the patients had to describe what was happening and doctors had to guess. This Doc, he saw children playing with a hollow log and realized that the sound could travel through. Thus the stethoscope.
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    • They used to finger blast chicks for “hysteria”... probably fingered a lot of them with their penis.
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    • The most hated man in the medical field.
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    • What an absolute legend of a Chad
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    • Respect
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    • Ah yes. The stethoscope was invented by Dr. Abraham Simp.
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    • He was probably gay tho
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    • Bitch ass nigga
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    • He was gay and boobs made him vomit
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    • But you can listen from the back so it's less uncomfortable
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    • You mean what an asshole, this douchbag just fucked every doctor after him from getting free moterboats.
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    • It’s also because they didn’t want to get in point blank range of a sick person while examining them
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    • Damn this comment section has 30 different origin stories
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    • Werent other people mad at him for inventing this???
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    • Fuck you
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    • If he hadn't done that there would be so many more doctors, what a dick
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    • My childhood doctor stuck his hand in my shirt to have it directly on my skin but he didnt do that when i was much younger, is that weird or am i overthinking
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    • He was gay i can't spell homo the rest of the word
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    • This man saved millions of EMTs from putting our heads on some nasty crackheads chest. A hero
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    • $20 says he was most likely a fah-get
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    • wtf based doctor
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    • It wasn’t a woman, it was a young child.
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    • Fucking virgin
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    • Pussy
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    • What a straight gentleman.
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    • SIMP
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    • It's because of the danger of putting your face against the chests of hundreds of sick people for years. Who wrote this, a 10 y.o.?
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    • What if sleeping is saving, but we haven’t found a way to load back?
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    • Stupid man*
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    • I like the old method...
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    • When you don't wanna listen to da titty
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    • He got the idea watching kids place their ears on a piece of wood and knocking on it from a different part of the wood, or something like that been awhile since school
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    • Gay
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    • Fuck that guy
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    • Actually, its not that it was happening to women, but to girls who were about 13 or so years old.
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    • Really? I thought it amplified sound or something lol
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    • Titties on head tho
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    • So he made that so he would t have to lean on a woman’s chest but they can feel all up on our privates without consent and it’s all good
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    • Y’all are acting like he’s a hero as if doctors don’t feel up on your breasts now to check for cancer and touch little boys balls
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    • Cuck
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    • Strange because I’m sure they always listen from your back
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    • Are you sure he wasn’t just an Ass Plugger
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    • I’m pretty sure it’s because the patient he was uncomfortable with was a little girl
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    • Simp. They’re not gunna fuck you bro.
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    • gay
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    • He probably worked in an er
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    • Another fucking chad, my man
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    • If he didnt invent it, and that way of checking was still a thing, there’d be wayyy too many cases of people claiming false bs nowadays tbh
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    • Huzzah a man of quality
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    • I'm in high school and I heat shit like size doesn't matter but Im kinda packing but now I feel like that shit doesn't matter and the one thing I lucked out on isn't that great is that true
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    • I should become a doctor
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    • Bitch
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    • Now he gets to place his hand on a woman's chest
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    • Man fuck that guy
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    • His problem was doing it to young girls because he wasn't no kid-diddler
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    • HA! GAAYYYYYY
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    • Doesn’t have a name but has a picture?
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    • Hey guys you need to touch a woman’s vagina when you’re a gynecologist let’s all just stop that
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    • Gay
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    • Maybe he's gay
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    • Great invention but this dude still a bitch
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    • What a dbag. Ruined it for the rest of the doctors.
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    • “In 1816, I was consulted by a young woman laboring under general symptoms of diseased heart, and in whose case percussion and the application of the hand were of little avail on account of the great degree of fatness. The other method just mentioned [direct auscultation] being rendered inadmissible
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    • Simp ass
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    • Now while i appreciate the thought and respect he has for women. And especially for children. C'mon man. I like titties
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    • Bitches always be Makin a case
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    • shut the fuck up
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    • Women back then smelled like ass
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    • Simp
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    • Every other doctor:
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    • What an asshole
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    • What a simp
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    • When the other doctors heard the news
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    • Aw there's so many ifunnyers here that respect women
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    • A lot of people here sound like the kind of people who would use a medical practice as an excuse to touch a woman inappropriately. This includes children sick fucks
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    • Id feel pretty awkward having to call in the next patient with a raging boner
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    • Y’all are mad until you get a girlfriend (probably not) or have a daughter (again doubt) and a stranger is putting his head on their tits.
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