SHORT, CLEAN JOKES
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I
don't know what he laced them with, but I've
been tripping all day.
I told my girIfriend she drew her eyebrows
too high. She seemed surprised.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban
from the San Diego 200.
What did one orphan say to the other?
“Robin, get In the Batmobile."
You heard the rumor going around about
butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog
"Make me one with everything."
The Buddhist gives him a ﬁfty, and the
vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for
change and the vendor replies, “Change
comes from within."
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic,
an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night
wondering if there is a dog.
And God said to John, “Come forth and you
shall be granted eternal life.” But John came
ﬁfth and won a toaster.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING