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My wife just completed a 40 week
body building program this morning.
It's a girl and weighs 7lb 80z.
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    • If you don't get it its because the wife was pregnant for 40 weeks and she literally built a body inside of her, and it turned out to be a baby girl
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    • A child. She made a child.
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    • Anyone else struggle while reading that? Or am I just dumb?
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    • Wait, people actually don’t get that? Why are there so many explaining it’s so obvious
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    • I'm a triplet. When I was born I was barley a pound. As small as a newborn puppy
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    • I’m in my 18th week of this program.
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    • How the fl*p is your bodybuilder wife only 7lbs
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    • You’re wife is a girl?
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    • Stop bragging that you smashed. We get it
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    • wait you guys are actually retarded I thought it was a joke
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    • It couldn’t have happened without u
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    • Should have pulled out
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    • i was like 9 pounds
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    • Let the dad jokes began!
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    • Nice one, celebrity chef Bobby Flay.
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    • Ohhh so that’s how he gained his dad joke powers
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    • How do you get into the program?
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    • Theoretically time travel is possible because I’m on the east coast and it’s currently 11:08 am, but if I were to hop on a plane to China in an hour, then I would be in the next day already, and vice versa if I was coming from China. Time differences are rad.
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    • Barney likes small children
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    • Why does your wife weigh so little?
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    • The porn bots tho
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    • It’s because the wife was pregnant and she built the babies body in her, for those who were confused
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    • Please shut up
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    • Ohhh I didn’t get that at all
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    • content not available more
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    • California has recently passed a law requiring the use of facemasks by law. I agree that masks are needed and they’re your civic duty, but making it required by law is wrong. As a form of protest, I will not be wearing a mask. Never sacrifice freedoms for safety.
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    • She do be acting like shes carrying an elephant or something tho
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    • I’m so confused
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    • Ok but that’s wholesome
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    • How can someone read "it's a girl" and not immediately think "Oh they had a baby"
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    • I'm sorry chief...
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    • I'm sorry to see you'll have no life now
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    • Both did she make it the whole 40 wks
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    • Congratulations!
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    • Babies are gross. People are too plentiful. Stop congratulating overpopulation.
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    • Cute!!
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    • Hey as long as you breastfeed you'll be shredded once you're "done". Babies eat a metric fuck ton of calories.
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    • Hahaha.
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    • Sorry to hear that it's a girl.
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    • Damn pregnant for 10 months
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    • Stolen from reddit, just like always.
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    • His first one
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    • Underweight
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    • Boomer Jokes on Ifunny now?
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    • No no, I get it. I just think its fucking stupid.
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    • Isn't that 4 weeks too many?
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    • Lazy preggo skipped 2 weeks
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    • Congratulation s
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    • I also recently completed that program it’s a boy 9.2lbs
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    • Congratulations
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    • Pr... premarital sex🤢🤢
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    • 40 week program... New that was bait as soon as I saw it. No bodybuilder has a 40 week program
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    • Yo drop the routine.
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    • I was 8 lbs 13 oz when I came out, I was also 22 inches long and born the day after Christmas. I should have been a warrior but I'm here instead
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    • Adorable
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    • Premature by about ten weeks 🖐
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    • Wholesome
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    • my boyfriend was 8lbs at birth lmao.
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    • Lol not funny, just cringe.
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    • So its a 10 month pregnancy instead of 9🤔
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    • Bruh🤣
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    • I was 12 1/2 lbs lol
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    • She go to build-a-body workshop?
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    • That honestly took me a long time to get
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    • I have AIDS :/
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    • This reminds me of the robot movie
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    • I am on a 40 week plan also. My goal is to reach 239. I am 20 weeks in and an achieving 18 donuts a day. I strive to reach 40 a day by the end
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    • Most excellent, sir.
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    • Awe
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    • Abraham Lincoln died over an hour ago
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    • Damn that’s a big baby
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    • That's good, I'm stealing that
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    • If my kid doesn't settle tf down, I'm gonna complete mine at 31 weeks! I'm going to the hospital in an hour
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    • I read tha TV as 71 pounds and I was so scared
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    • That’s a fat baby
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    • Wait his wife is only 7lbs 8oz? Must be the lil Indian chick.
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    • How can you complete a 40 week training in just one morning tho?
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    • Just found out my baby boy is having a brother mid December, pray for me guys
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    • 7lbs?? Wow congrats! That was average 20 years ago! Now the average is about 10lbs! So having a regular size baby is amazing!
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    • Your dad membership has been accepted.
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    • And....it BUILT her body?
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    • dad im gay
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    • Congrats
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    • Gone through it more than once and I’m not even 20 yet lol 😂
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    • Lost too much weight how she gon lift stuff if every time the picks something up she falls over? Smh
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    • Aww that's great
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    • Congratulations!
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    • Finally another actual laugh.
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