'One ofthe baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time
Tm working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal
human words but are just slightly off-the-wall
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put
in motion for you today?
Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment,
What else can I get started for you?
'Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else
Barista: "slams open drive-thru window HI HOW ARE YOU?
Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you're about to be, "hands
them their coffee"
Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: "slams open window" SO
how do you feel about surprises?
'Customer they're okay.
Barista: Great because I'm about to give you one.
Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which
'means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. You have one
ink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this
straw doubles as a magic wand,
Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myset.
Barista: "slams open window, holding drink" Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you
are a very lucky maniwoman!