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    • How to get a job step one: apply...
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    • I applied and was told I got the job at this beer store and they said they’ll let me know when I start. This was in 06 and to this day I still go in and ask the same lady when she wants me to start.
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    • "Hello we've reviewed your application from a month ago. Please respond in the next 20 minutes or we'll murder your whole fucking family."
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    • I’m a hiring manager. Corporate requires I always have an entry level position at my store posted - even if I don’t have room on my roster for anyone new. I get applications constantly, but I don’t need anyone.
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    • I don't expect an email for every application. But if you ask me for an interview, and TELL me you will call me in a week to let me know, but don't. You're just an ass hole
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    • I applied to be an RA at my college, but got turned down. So I applied for the position above that and got it. Now I'm in charge of all the RAs that I originally applied with
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    • Been too 7 interviews now and all of them said no because of "lack of Experience" well how the hell can i get experience if no one will hire meeeee
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    • Shit I really hate is when you apply don't hear from them for months then when you got another job they call up saying we'd like to make an interview, shits annoying
      CL0UDY 18 apr
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    • Imagine showing up for the interview on time and the interviewer being 30 minutes late and you still don’t get the job.
      Hycet 17 apr
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    • ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴅᴀʏs ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴘᴘʟʏ. ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇʀs ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
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    • Seven months later when you finally got a good job they're emailing you like "we got your application when can you start at min wage'
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    • Hate to say it guys but with the hundreds of applications the businesses get it’s a whole lot faster to just throw 90% of them in the trash and forget about it than call or email every. Single. Person to tell them they didn’t get the job. “But it’s rude” yeah it is, but they just don’t have the time
      Harmey13 16 apr
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    • If you wanna avoid this, make sure your application is completely professional and not sloppy. I’ve watched my head manager throw out applications immediately because they were written with colored pen and had stains on them. Also check back in, some places will be more adamant to consider you if-
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    • That has to be the most demeaning feeling. Not even worthy of a rejection email.
      Gematthe 20 apr
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    • I once applied for several jobs, Kolhs was the first to offer and I took it, 3 years later Home Depot finally emailed me back
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    • I had applied to this one place and they called me, set up an interview, led me on in the interview to believe I pretty much had the job, and then I never heard from them again.
      morsel 17 apr
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    • I’ve applied for so many many jobs in my short lifetime and a simple email saying sorry you didn’t get the job would be plenty for me so I can check it off the list and stop calling and sending letters and so on
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    • It is kinda funny how every employer these days complains about how it’s impossible to find workers, but they do shit like this
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    • I hire people at my job and youd be amazed at how many people either dont show up for the interview after confirming it twice, or who never even show up for their first day after they get hired.
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    • I'm unemployed right now and every job I'm applying for is doing this to me
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    • Bruh I went into an interview, and I did fantastic. Then this mans said "We'll tell you yes, no, or maybe". That was in January. Mans did me dirty
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    • Been job huntin recently and it's already happened to me twice like just give a direct answer you fuck. Saying no is less iritating than saying nothing.
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    • Harrassment is the key to getting hired.
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    • After applying, wait a few days and send a follow up email or call. Many places get 100s of resumes. Set yourself apart.
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    • Btw if you apply for a job online, you're supposed to make a follow-up call to confirm that they received your application. Most managers will just schedule an interview right then and there since you took the time to be human
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    • Had one call me back months after I got my first job
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    • "Hello, we've reviewed your application from 2 years ago. Please reply in the next hour or you'll be automatically withdrawn."
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    • I've applied for 30 jobs in the past 3 months and only 2 have actually responded, both saying no. I'm fucking done with my life.
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    • Even worse when you get an interview and they don't even email you to say no
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    • I applied for a job once and got an email 2 years later saying they already filled the position
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    • How bout getting accepted and told they would call u so u can start but the never called
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    • I applied for a chef position at Applebees on a Tuesday, went for an interview on Thursday, interview went super well and they told me to come in for a 2nd interview on Friday with another franchiser, that one went super well too, they told me theyd call with a decision on Sun. 3 yrs later, no call
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    • I applied to ten places and every one of them either never called back or sent me the stereotype "we're gonna go with someone else"
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    • I've been applying for months but it's all diversity/minority hires around here now. Thanks minorities!
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    • Right? Like at least tell me "no. We're not fucking hiring you" instead of leaving me in the dark for weeks on end.
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    • Yeah, that's called being denied.
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    • I have worked for an investment company the hr person absolutely hated people calling back about their status of employment always said he was too" busy" to talk I hated turning them away because all they wanted to know was if they hot the job or not. Employers should always adhere to potential
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    • I applied for a job at a car lot yesterday to work in the warehouse. I hope I get the job because this will be the first time ever for me.
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    • Aye just applied for 15 jobs this month. Still no answer. Haha (please end me)
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    • AdultToys 16 apr
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    • Cause y’all dumbasses never call back
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    • i have applied for 27 jobs in the past 2 months and not a single one has called back.
      Sweb 17 apr
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    • I’d deadass rather get ghosted by a girl than a job.
      nathax1 17 apr
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    • I applied for a job...went for the interview...never heard from them again.
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    • I have my 2nd interview tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m. for my first Paralegal position... Wish me luck iFunny fam.
      TheGoatt 17 apr
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    • Yall pray for my cousin he's 15 and applied to a local grocery store and they left a voicemail to set up an interview but for a different person smh.
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    • I fucking hate this. In high school it was so hard to get a decent part time job. The only places that called me back were understaffed to the point of me having to run everything but the kitchen and hostility bordering on verbal abuse.
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    • I applied at cabelas in December of 2017, had a phone interview in January of 2018, was supposed to have an in person interview scheduled but it never happened, then on December 23rd on 2018 they emailed me saying that the position I applied for had been filled and it wasn't even the same position.
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    • Get experience. Where? Jobs that want experience.
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    • Or when you finally get denied half a year after applying and don't even remember applying
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    • I applied for burger king when I was 17 and these niggas had the nerve to call me a year later... I still worked though 😂😂
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    • Let's talk about being a middle child.
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    • I got accepted 3 years after applying to a local gas station... I already was making 40k by then lol
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    • applied for a job like a year ago and never got an answer. then got an email a week ago asking me to come in for an interview with them and denied it. When the asked why I told them either tell me yes or no. don't keep me on file for a whole damn year just in case I'm suddenly worth being employed
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    • I applied to walmart like a year ago and forgot about it, like 3 months ago they called me and offered me a job (I took it as I worked at Burger King)
      Juju 16 apr
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    • Then they call you a year later and ask if you want the job when you already got one
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    • I applied for a security guard position once and never heard anything or did an interview at all, found another job and all was fine. Then 6 months later I get a call asking if I was showing up for work that day because it was past my shift. The company literally had me hired and scheduled to work.
      Smitty517 16 apr
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    • The military recruiter will always call you back
      IrishFuck 16 apr
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    • Just got a call back from this one place.... 4 months after applying.. I applied right around Christmas time.. it's April.. they called like 2 weeks ago and now I've not heard anything back.
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    • After 600 applications I can say this man speaks the truth
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    • I once got offered a job welding rail cars. For some reason something didn't feel right, so I declined the offer. They went out of business the next week.
      wijibo 16 apr
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    • I wish it were required that companies send you at least an automated email saying you didn't get the job. I got that for 2 jobs I've applied to in the past and it actually felt better than not knowing and holding hope
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    • It's one of the worst feelings, like you weren't even good enough to acknowledge
      LegendCow 16 apr
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    • I remember, I got an internship last semester, interviewed, signed the paperwork and everything. Everything was peachy until I was supposed to start. I received an email stating that the company was preparing my starting details. The starting date arrived... Nothing... Still nothing to this day
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    • Some people think its entitled to expect a reply from an employer even if its to say you didn't get the job. That's professional.
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    • I'm the hiring coordinator for a company and people ghost their own interviews all the time, some of y'all just unprofessional
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    • savageasf 19 apr
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    • I applied for a job at a pawnshop for them to email me 9 months later saying I'm not qualified. Like someone was really out to ruin my day, I dont live in the same state.
      Kwonzle 19 apr
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    • You have to usually follow up with a phone call (at least). They’re seeing if you actually care enough to do so as if you do care enough chances are you’ll also care enough to be on time and do good work
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    • I applied to like 7 different jobs and didn't even get an email
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    • the first job i ever applied for, i didn’t get a response until two months later
      Sonadow 17 apr
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    • Holy shit yes, like literally fucking jobs now a days
      anouymous 17 apr
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    • Job hack: go on craiglist to find jobs change the filter to most recent and those are usually desperate and need someone fast i gotten two jobs with replys within the same day of messaging then from craiglist
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    • If you apply for a job do yourself a favor and call the job every day to see of they've reviewed your application until you get a answer.
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    • My best friend had what she called the best interview. They told her she is absolutely perfect and exactly what they were looking for etc. They said they will call to set up her first day. They never called. She called them and they dodged all her calls til she finally gave up. She was very hurt.
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    • I’ve been ghosted by more jobs than girls
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    • Because fuck us, that’s why.
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    • I legit just got a rejection email for a job I applied to almost 2 years ago
      snotgrass 17 apr
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    • Yea I hate that shit. I mean when you really need a job you hate rejection period but I think it's better if they're honest with you and just tell you instead of not saying anything at all. We know what the silence means but damn lol
      Reborn96 17 apr
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    • Piss me the fuck off that’s for sure
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    • McDonald's and fuckin sonic. Someone please accept my broke ass
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    • If they don’t respond, you got denied...
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    • companies that do this suck
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    • I got a position at a company, left three months later and they'd never taken me off their list of applicants so they called me asking if I was still interested in the position
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    • It's called flooding the market boys, it's how you get a job. Don't be afraid to check up on applications, try to talk to a manager or supervisor, leave an impression for them to gauge you on.
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    • Bruh I hate that shit
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    • Specifically on USAJobs
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    • Yesterday I heard my application was rejected from Dillon's... I applied there 10 months ago
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    • I feel for people trying to get their first job because all those online apps will automatically deny you
      Naess 16 apr
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    • God I fucking hate that. At least reject me so I can get closure.
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    • I’ve literally had two interviews at different places and never got called back
      emmypie 16 apr
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    • One time the manager called me and we discussed scheduling and he said “Okay we’ll call you with a schedule” and he never did
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    • Too real man, I’ve applied to over 60 jobs this summer and all I’ve heard back was two rejection letters
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    • PorkSword 16 apr
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    • You guys don't understand. They say they will call you back, but they want you to call them.
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    • I’ve been on the pre hire list for the usps for 2 years now
      pussypass 16 apr
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    • Just start showing up and demand a check
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    • I once applied at target and they literally didn’t hmu till it was my first day at another job I just started
      Jeebuz 16 apr
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