The perfect girl doesn't exi....
sad_danthebrownkid sad_danthebrownkid
12 jan 2021
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
me showing up to my buddy's
house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack
Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
sugondeeze sugondeeze
23 sep 2020
me showing up to my buddy's house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
Nobody:
Pictures on barbershop wall:
clerp clerp
22 jan 2021
Nobody: Pictures on barbershop wall:
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
The perfect couple's costume doesn't
exi-
judaguy judaguy
26 apr
The perfect couple's costume doesn't exi-
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
LEE
miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home
LEE miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home
blankblankblank blankblankblank
23 sep 2020
th Vik Tok THIS IS UNCLE ROGER FAYORITE Dish OF ALL TIME
How smash fans looking spamming "freemelee" in the chat of a pre recorded live stream
777799 777799
18 dec 2020
How smash fans looking spamming "freemelee" in the chat of a pre recorded live stream
THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
When she calls you trash, so you find someone that actually cares for you
When she calls you trash, so you find someone that actually cares for you