Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
Wanna buy some spells?
greedsin93 greedsin93
20 jan 2021
Wanna buy some spells?
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough.
Einstein
urgenthumor urgenthumor
3 feb
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough. Einstein
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's
Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
SoundCoral SoundCoral
17 nov 2020
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
TinkerbellsCorpse TinkerbellsCorpse
22 dec 2020
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
key nutrients in socks
was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet
am i a good boy
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
key nutrients in socks was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet am i a good boy
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
collaboration
lush_uncannedbeanss lush_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
collaboration
When you hurt yourself and
someone tells you it didn't hurt that much
YOU Underestimate my ow
_Galaxy _Galaxy
28 sep 2020
When you hurt yourself and someone tells you it didn't hurt that much YOU Underestimate my ow
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if
I was coming back but is
to see my dog super glad I am home now
PyroKen PyroKen
26 sep 2020
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if I was coming back but is to see my dog super glad I am home now
Hey there sexy
MakeShiftArtist MakeShiftArtist
15 jan 2021
Hey there sexy
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
Me petting my cat I just got
(she's very cute and I love her a lot)
FalloutFan34nv FalloutFan34nv
12 may
Me petting my cat I just got (she's very cute and I love her a lot)
How old women be looking at you in public
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
How old women be looking at you in public
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it.
Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
ROACH6359 ROACH6359
28 sep 2020
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it. Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.