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    • Im not even fat,but yes bc im out of shape
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    • Some of us have asthma...
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    • That's...that's forbidden knowledge...
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    • Do you ever have your music really loud in your headphones or earbuds, and then you start thinking your breathing is too loud so you start taking small breaths to try and not seeming like you’re having a fucking brain hemorrhage?
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    • Or when you sleep over at someone’s house for the first time and you suddenly are very conscious about how loud you are breathing so you slightly suffocate until you fall aslee
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    • Me externally: :) me internally: :(
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    • An equivalent scenario: pulling out your earbud to make sure nobody else can hear what you're listening to and then pretending to scratch your ear to make seem like thats what you were doing
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    • Fuck that, I breathe extra hard on purpose. That way I get to look at the look on their faces. 😳
      misaisa 8 apr
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    • When you sprint to class, sit next to your cute classmate, and struggle to breath quietly so she doesn't think you have the stamina of a baby squirrel
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    • I do this in general so people don’t see me
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    • I’m not even fat and I work out daily and I have this problem sometimes. Not usually from a simple hill but I do occasionally have to run up several flights of stairs because I’m too late for class to use the elevator and don’t want my classmates hearing me wheezing like I’m a bitch
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    • I do this while eating, like in my head I feel like I swallow or eat too loud, don’t do anxiety kids, not even once.
      legis55 12 apr
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    • or if you istenin to loud music, so you hold your breath when walking by people, cuz you think you're breathing loudly
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    • Yeah because I have asthma and don't want to just look out of shape but then my anxiety kicks in and I just can't breathe after that.
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    • I’m in shape and have a great respiratory system so I can’t relate
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    • One time a crush told me I breathed too loud and so for several years after, I would purposely breath as shallowly as possible to a point of seeing spots. I then realized she was a massive bitch and stopped
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    • I'm in the best shape of my life so far and I still gotta catch my breath after climbing stairs.
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    • Ok i ran to class my first day bc i was late (im not particularly active btw) and when i sat down with all my friends I kept doing this and blacked out on my desk
      Lemons_ 8 apr
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    • I feel personally attacked
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    • Just lay on the ground and let it absorb your physical being
      Tikkle 8 apr
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    • Me and all the other fatasses can agree
      cripple 8 apr
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    • Yes
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    • Y'all ever just inhale oxygen and exhale to stay alive on gawddd 😭👏👏
      Angel 8 apr
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    • For some reason whenever I put in headphones I breathe like three times louder idk why
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    • I feel personally attacked
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    • I'm fat so I try all the time -_-
      Blehelb 13 apr
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    • So I’m not the only one
      Lady_Ren 10 apr
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    • I try to breathe quieter bending over to tie my shoes...so fuck off
      dunlupe 10 apr
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    • I just whistle in and out, and they will never know.
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    • Sorry I’m an endurance athlete I will run a 7 min mile up that hill just so my heart rate would go up for a min
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    • Walking up the stairs in school 🥵
      fvckyou 9 apr
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    • Or when you run to catch up with someone and you don’t want them to know you’re dying after a short sprint.
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    • I FELT THIS
      c0nd0g57 9 apr
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    • Bitch I do it while trying to go up the stairs
      BestofTV 9 apr
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    • I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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    • I do that when I’m walking into class late.
      Kimii 9 apr
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    • I usually just stop breathing. It usually does the trick...until I pass out 👌🏻
      Anakin_S 9 apr
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    • i hate how many people can relate to running out of breath by fucking walking
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    • I just stare at them while breathing heavily, cause if they gon hate me for tryna better myself they can catch these hands
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    • I have a tendency to breath quietly all the time, especially if I’m near someone, so every now and then I just take a big gasp of air out of nowhere when my brain decided that I’m not responsible enough to breath on my own.
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    • more like the stairs in high school
      f30_328i 8 apr
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    • I do that when I'm passing people mainly girls during track lol
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    • No but I do when I'm with a girl I like so she doesn't write me off the maybe list because she might think that I snore.
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    • Everytime I walk up the stairs in school
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    • damn, i felt this
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    • No, because the act of working out exists. Whether or not you commit to it, it will always be a thing.
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    • Every time i walk with other people around
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    • This post is calling me out
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    • I stop to admire how far I’ve ventured from my warm bed
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    • Holy hell stop featuring screenshots of twitter and tumblr
      Yzzami 8 apr
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    • I literally do this just walking up the stairs cuz I’m fat. Cuz they’ll see me and be like oh he’s fat so of course he’s breathing heavily but if I quiet my breath they’ll think hey he’s a fit type of fat cool. But honestly it really doesn’t matter either way. Fuck existence.
      Saytama 8 apr
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    • Yea all the time... but then i get back on that horse and shimmy away down under
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    • Me getting out of bed.
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    • You guys ever focus on your breathing then suddenly your hyper aware of how loud it is and you try and breath quieter but it just keeps sounding louder
      RiasG 13 apr
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    • Happens to me while walking up stairs to school
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    • Cant relate but thats sounds hilarious lol
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    • That’s why at the top there’s a “breath taking view”
      m_pact 13 apr
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    • I always take the stairs to the 4th floor before class so I take a couple min to loudly catch my breath in the stairwell before going into class
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    • I’m not too bad, but whenever I do any physical activity, my face goes beet red. I’m not sweating, breathing heavy, or even feeling tired, but my face looks like a fucking cherry
      snook 12 apr
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    • >mfw gymcel
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    • I have a heart problem
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    • I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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    • No because im not so out of shape an incline digs my grave
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    • Me walking into class after a walk across campus and 4 flights of stairs.... que the cute girl that sits next to me
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    • That’s me, except change walking up a hill to moving anywhere hill or no hill
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    • One time I ran 63 miles but I still get out of breath walking up four flights of stairs to my English class.
      Tempelton 10 apr
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    • Why so accurate
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    • Yes. Everyday. I walk up the stairs at the train station. I’m overweight. But I do two stairs at a time and purposely walk faster than anyone else because I don’t want them to think I’m lazy. I also don take the elavator for that reason.
      TorchyBoi 10 apr
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    • No
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    • How bout those loud ass nose breathers while they eat.
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    • I do that walking normally
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    • I’m a smoker and my college campus is steep as fuck so I’m constantly doing this
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    • I hold my breath during phone calls so people dont think I'm a sex offendor
      Xarxes 10 apr
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    • happens to me too often tbh, i’m not gonna use my asthma as an excuse though because i’m kinda out of shape
      Calendar 9 apr
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    • America is fat.
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    • Not very often no, but I do sometimes catch myself doing that
      A1_Sauce 9 apr
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    • Only every fucking day of my life.
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    • Every day going to school
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    • Some of us have cystic fibrosis lmao get that weak asthma shit outta here
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    • Well, yeah, but I do it all the time, so much so that even around my gf, I'll show my breathing so much she asks if I'm alright because my breathing shortened and got more silent
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    • Yall ever breath just to flex on niggas with asthma
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    • Nah. You gotta own that shit. Cough up a lung. Power move.
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    • Breath harder, make the other fear or pity you. Either will have good results.
      ReyaRose 9 apr
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    • Am I the only one who slaps my dick against my steering wheel when I'm stuck in traffic
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    • You are now breathing manually
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    • Just yesterday whilst climbing
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    • I breath sometimes
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    • Or when you go up a few flights of stairs
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    • Um no
      DTR9008 9 apr
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    • Stairs..
      Cyria 9 apr
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    • Just get in shape lmao
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    • No
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    • You gotta breathe quiet enough for them to hear Eye of The Tiger blasting in your headphones
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    • We can hear you anyways
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    • Fat kids from gym class where ya at?
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    • No. Hear me sound like Darth Vader. If you have a problem with it then stay on your lighter side of life feeling light headed.
      7270113 9 apr
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