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    • Well I certainly hope I'm never driving anywhere near you motherfuckers
      No_Effort 26 jun
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    • I've gotten halfway home without really remembering any of it. And you're just sitting at a light and you go "wait, how the hell did I get here?"
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    • I was so tired after work one time i stopped at a red light, thought it was a stop sign, looked both ways for oncoming traffic and made a left turn while it still on red.
      Go_Yellow 26 jun
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    • I blew right through a stop sign bc it was attached to a sign that said "cross traffic does not stop" and I guess I thought I was cross traffic lol
      Mattjew 25 jun
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    • Highway hypnosis is a real thing, and I don’t like it lol
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    • People really just blank out for whole drives but then pretend people who speed or accelerate fast are the dangerous ones
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    • That's about as scary as blanking out for 2 minutes on the highway and coming back 3 miles down the road wondering if you ran anyone over
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    • "Are you looking at the road?" "No, I'm looking through the windshield"
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    • Sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green
      Redbull 26 jun
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    • Bro I forget that I’m even driving soemtimes
      Azvxy 26 jun
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    • Are you ever so tired that you stop at a green light because you’re used to it being red.
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    • I was on my phone and my friend who was driving and stopped at a red light a few secs later we start moving and super calm and said oh I’m running a red light and I asked her why and she said she has no idea why she just thought it was green all of sudden and went
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    • Once went through a 4 way stop in the middle of a small neighborhood without noticing. I went back just to stop at it normally because I felt bad.
      Flygon 26 jun
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    • You ever hit a speed bump hella hard then realize you just drove through a cross walk?
      samsback 26 jun
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    • Then you slam into the back of a Toyota
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    • Yeah but then a cop answered my question
      xPTKx 26 jun
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    • You ever run a red at 70mph in front of an ISP Trooper and not get in trouble for it? I havent, it was yellow.
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    • Blew through a red light with the thoughts of why she left me
      Ashtyn007 26 jun
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    • I do that but I figure if it was red my natural reaction would’ve been to slow down so the fact that I didn’t means it was green.
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    • Fact: when many people drive, they get something called highway hypnosis. It's the reason why you forget you're driving sometimes and just space out but still drive.
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    • Yeah ...a few times I knew it was red honestly I'm surprised I'm still here
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    • The reason you can drive without paying attention is because your brain only uses your conscious mind when necessary. Most routine activities are like this. There are plenty of times at work where I've just zoned out for a half hour or more while doing a repetitive task
      aud_io 26 jun
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    • I go to college in NJ and I was driving there when it was super late at night. I was listening to my favorite playlist and I read a sign on the highway that said “Welcome to Albany NY”, I literally zoned out for 40min without realizing it
      SpudzII 28 jun
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    • Y’all ever get nothing but yellow lights on your whole trip and feel nervous as fuck like somethings goin on
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    • He probably just smoked everything thing in his profile picture
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    • yup, especially when sleepy
      stituner 25 jun
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    • Trying to pass the drivers test. Studying up. One of the questions (at least here in TX) is how to avoid highway hypnosis. The answer is to take a rest stop every hour or so.
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    • Yea I drive reckless and endanger other people's lives
      kanep0e 26 jun
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    • Almost floored it into oncoming traffic because i thought I saw the light turn green
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    • no but I've been ran into twice by idiots like that
      Xylon 26 jun
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    • sometimes I get to my destination and realize I dont remember driving at all
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    • I got off work one night real late and I was exhausted. I was at a red light in the left turn lane. The light turned green for people to go straight beside me. I hit the gas, looked up again, saw my left turn red light, and slammed on my breaks before getting out in the intersection. 1/2
      FakeId7 26 jun
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    • “Have you ever been zoned out for like 15 minutes and then come out of it like OH MY GOSH I DRIVING!”-John Mulaney
      sadfruits 26 jun
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    • I’ve run a couple red lights before because I was zoned tf out and it’s scary as hell
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    • Whatttt nooo ?????
      Sharlama 26 jun
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    • I'll sometimes miss judge how far away I am and go for it when I really shouldn't have
      saphria 26 jun
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    • GIVE DISNEY SWINE FLU FOR GETTING RID OF SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
      snorty 26 jun
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    • Once, I had just woken up and was driving somewhere. I stop at a light for a left turn. The light is red and you don't take left turns at a red light so naturally I looked left and right and since no one was coming I just drove off.
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    • I ride a scooter in the bike lane in Tampa. It is hella scary listening to all this shit. Fuck, it's scary just riding around here. Almost got hit once while in the bike lane. I feel most people are aware of pedestrians, but you guys should honestly be 10x more aware.
      SoLeave 26 jun
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    • Nahhh....but what you doing with all that green on your shoulder though?!
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    • IFunny slowly making me realize I’m not alone 💕
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    • You people shouldn’t be driving
      Austere 26 jun
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    • Before the Chinese Virus I would drive 10 minutes to the gym at 5am and if I was staying up late studying then I would often ask myself if that was a stop sign and I fell asleep in the sauna a few time. The virus saved me.
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    • I think everyone has a time where they are either exhausted or just really spaced out and make mistakes on the road. Were human.
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    • 90% of ifunny can't legally drive so idk why this was featured
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    • I’ve been through a whole year taking ecstasy and then all the sudden I was like wtf am I doing? Hold on, wtf happened last year?
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    • I was tired going home from work one day and started blowing through a red light full speed. That particular light was almost never read because there was hardly ever cars on the other road. But damn there was a car sitting there and luckily they saw me coming, stopped, and leaned on their horn.
      Samboino 26 jun
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    • Am I the only one that never uses those 2 weird handles on each side behind the steering wheel? Lmao
      Tim_Rus 26 jun
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    • True then you t-bone a family with 3 children. Lol oops am I right. So sad that there were no survivors.
      seaweed 26 jun
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    • Have you ever been stopped at a red light and the light ahead turns green and you try to go without thinking, but then "Oh shit wait that's not my light"
      WayAway 26 jun
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    • And when you get pulled over
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    • I kinda did that once. Stopped at a red light for a few seconds, then just started driving. Turns out as I was in the middle of the intersection I looked up and the light was still red. Probably should’ve just driven through, but I pulled a reversal because no one was there and I felt guilty.
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    • And then I see red and blue lights behind me and I’m like: “shit, it was fucking red”
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    • All the time, kid. All. The. Tine.
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    • There’s this road near my house that has so many stop signs that I just subconsciously brake and forget to look for oncoming traffic
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    • i was on a 4 lane road. 2 going one direction, 2 going the other. got to a red light and i was taking a right but i was tired so said fuck it and would wait for it to turn green. i shit you not 10 minutes passed before i realized i was in a turning lane so the sensor on the light wouldn’t even...
      dallas 26 jun
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    • Every day
      GLoomis 26 jun
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    • I’m a delivery driver and sometimes I completely forget I’m on a delivery and keep driving without realizing I missed a turn.
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    • Imagine being old enough to drive
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    • I blew through a stop sign in my work vehicle. Immediately pulled over and started screaming at myself
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    • Blew through a red light not 5 minutes after the recruiter said “dont do dumb shit”
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    • ADHD lol
      SirLight 26 jun
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    • I ran a stop sign once because our streets don’t have the words or lines anywhere and it was behind a tree because no one can cut the goddamn trees ig. Welcome to California
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    • So I do this not because I zone out but because I have pretty severe anxiety(clinically diagnosed by a professional) and I'll stare at the light like yup its green yup its green mhm and then drive through it and then get anxious and seco d guess myself thinking I saw it wrong or it changed
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    • Co-worker and I was stopped at 3-way red light. Trivia crack had just came out. Mf got a crown and it was so much joy in that work truck he forgot we was at a light and just went. It dawned on us seconds later, we looked at each other and laughed so hard
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    • Always. Just like, am I paying attention? How have I not died in freeway traffic. Just autopiloting, and you don't commit any of it to memory
      Curvz 26 jun
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    • Sometimes I'm just like "Yo how long was that light green?
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    • I’ve driven through stop signs that were hidden (behind overgrown trees) and I wasn’t paying attention. Oops
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    • Yea then I get pulled over and shot 3 times
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    • I’m on autopilot half the time
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    • "Oh well I guess I'm going to jail now"
      Obaidah9 26 jun
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    • No
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    • Shit had to go to a town for a study. And I’m see some sings and a more urban town coming up and like I can’t be here yet. O well damn I’m here. Turns out there were two other small towns that I blew through doing 75.
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    • Nah I'm just like "Oh shit, that light definitely wasn't green"
      nbanab 26 jun
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    • *plankton’s voice*, Like this comment because I told you
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    • It took way to god damn long to find the first comment like this, people are fucking trash drivers and it shows
      Laseal 26 jun
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    • Man i was taking a 10 hour drive and there was literally a point where i did not remember anything that happened for 2 hours
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    • I stopped at a green light cause I was stoned and a cop was behind me. Ive also stopped at a red light then a cop came behind me so I slowly drove away... Got pulled over both times.
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    • trharryd1cks niggas out here shouldn't have licenses
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    • All the time
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    • Have you ever waited for a stop sign to trun green?
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    • Zoning out while driving is spooky. Gives me the jeebies just thinking about it
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    • Yea sometimes I'm like wait I stopped on that last stop sign right
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    • No because I’m a good driver
      KINGF1SH 29 jun
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    • Then followed by oh crap what's the speed limit?
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    • No because I actually pay attention when I’m driving tf
      Ficto10 29 jun
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    • Way too often recently
      ForEvigt 29 jun
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    • Do you ever reach over to mess with the radio or AC then look back up and realize you don't remember seeing that last 1/2 mile?
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    • For me it’s more like “yo was there a light there?”
      HeyDont 29 jun
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    • Yall ever just glance away from the light for a nanosecond and suddenly its red?
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    • Today
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    • Not when I'm drunm
      headick69 29 jun
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    • Im a prototype vehicle test driver and have been almost 3 years now. And sadly to say...yes several times haha
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    • Sometimes it's like shit did I just zoom past a stop sign
      Zolia 29 jun
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    • Okay but, has anybody else ever been so tired after a 6-8 hour drive that when they finally rest and take a 5 hour nap only feel like they slept 10 minutes and time was non existent?
      AspergerS 29 jun
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    • Yes
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    • On god I drive better on auto pilot. I only start drifting when I snap back to my senses.
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    • It’s scary when you’ve been driving for half an hour and don’t remember any of it
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