• DoorDash workers must be protected
at all costs
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DoorDash order.
Sorry the restaurant took forever,
I'm on my way now get your bitch
ass out of my lane
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    • The longest 20 seconds of your life will always be watching your Doordasher get out their car and walk to your front door
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    • Fuck no, they delivered to the wrong house then blocked me after I complained once
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    • Seems like they’re like. People
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    • Bitch ass is a great compound swear.
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    • I had a door dash order and it was taking a while and the company called me and said that my driver got robbed and his phone was stolen and needed my address and the man still delivered my food. What a g
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    • Fuck door dash. Bitches pulled up, put in my food was delivered, then Fucking drove off and stole my damn food.
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    • I was a doordash driver for a few days and I swear NONE of y’all tip. You straight up don’t make money if you don’t get any tips so *please* tip if you’re having food delivered.
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    • I love being a DoorDash driver. You choose your own hours and can quit any time, even if you schedule yourself for longer. It’s great for someone like me with IBS because if it flares up I can just stop working and drive to my dads office building and shit in the empty bathrooms and then resume.
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    • I'm new at doordash, yesterday was my first day
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    • Until they make you guess a number and you guess incorrectly so they take away your food
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    • Damn people have had some bad experiences. I live in a suburb and all my dashers have been awesome people.
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    • “There are no accidents” - Master Oogway
      Skrunky 4 aug
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    • I chuckled
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    • I do doordash and I must say. Fuck people. All this bitching about door dash gonna ask us to sit in a drive through for 20 minutes then drive 30 minutes to your 50 grand looking house and give a 3 dollar tip. And you ain't gotta censor the number its not our actual number and we don't have yours.
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      Lick 4 aug
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    • Imo, you’re kinda lazy if you can’t just go get food yourself. Then people like to bitch about delivery costing so much. Like yeah, what did you expect?
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    • Why is my name green
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    • Tipping was made by restaurants so they could pay staff less. Also, tips should be earned not expected. Why do restaurants expect tips but every other job doesn't? Tipping is a scam
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    • I’ve started doing doordash and postmates and here’s a tip.. PLEASE TIP YOUR DRIVER! If you do a $1-2 tip your order takes longer to come to you and also we use a lot of gas during the day. Please help us out if you’re gonna order.
      AlyCat 5 aug
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    • My neighbors have used door dash recently and they say only one delivery guy has worn his mask. When they open their door their car is just stuffed with junk. I don't really wamt my food in there, bagged or not
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    • I’ve only had door dash once and that was when me and the boys were staying at a hotel in Chicago for a week. I ordered some orange chicken and rice from Panda Express and I was really exhausted from driving all day so I went to sleep and woke up 3 hours later and it still wasn’t here. So 10/10
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    • doordash driver gang where u at
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    • Hey imma door dash driver
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    • Sure
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    • Mine will be 40 minutes late, forgetting my drink and bringing my food cold
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    • Does speech to text punctuate?
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    • Honestly from working at a restaurant I’ve started to hate deleviery services. Grubhub and Uber eats is ok but the rest of them suck. Postmates people will get mad if they have to go inside to wait for food and I’ve seen several cards get declined for doordash/postmates. I live in a college city so
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    • Can you do a comma in voice text?
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    • Whos fault for wrong orders? Doordash or the resturant?
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    • LEMME GET UHHHHHHH
      KVGE 7 aug
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    • It’s like that one “I’m on my way home oh honey you better not be fixing to cut me off” southern mom while driving
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    • Ive had 4 different experiences of door dash idiots stealing food... so nah
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    • No they shouldn’t, now obviously not every one is bad, and DoorDash depends on where you live to be honest, but I don’t use doordash because I’ve had my food stolen twice from dashers
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    • I ordered doordash today and they fucking set it up as an order for tomorrow at 4:52PM. They would not refund me or change the time of the order either... I called them and that's literally what they said. She then had the audacity to say, Would you like me to change the address for tommorows order?
      KThx 6 aug
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    • I always tip my door dashers in cash
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    • Im a dasher. Thats it. Nothing else. Goodbye.
      Zernoji 4 aug
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    • There are 4 people you dash too. The ones that are three flights of stairs up. The ones that don’t have a house number anymore and it’s night time. the ones that are really far away. And the ideal type of customers.
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    • Wow, my text to speech doesn't add commas. His must be advanced
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    • I bet thats a fucking lie. I work at a restaurant where doordash picks up orders and i swear they take 30 minutes to pick up the food once it's done. You're food just sits there while they do god knows what.
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    • I live in a larger community with bout 140 homes in it and I have explicit directions on how to get to my house. They fail everytime. I’m literally the first house on the left when you come in. But I just watch ppl drive around in circles while i stand on my porch
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    • Ya ever have your voice text/autocorrect fuck up and send it anyway just to see their reaction
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    • Everyone to the guy in his lane:
      Skadoop 4 aug
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    • All my bad experiences with food delivery were with doordash
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    • This text conversation is related to a DoorDash order.* so I’m guessing it’s fake but oh well
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    • I think the bad ones are the minority but what kind of piece of shit do you have to be to steal your customers food or steal sips from their drink?
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    • I hope you gave him five stars.
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    • Had a dude drive up 30 minutes to a restaurant to get my food and deliver it to me and drive thirty minutes back home. God bless
      helvetii 4 aug
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    • Uhm don't you have to confirm your voice texts before sending?
      Xalpho 4 aug
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    • Lmao nice
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    • Door dash and postmates are horrible pay. I used to have both apps open to try to maximize profits.
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    • But why is there a comma in the voice text?
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    • One of my door dashers ran off with my food after telling me that she’s required to send me pictures of the food at my doorstep to me because she’s been accused of stealing food. So she set it there and took the picture, then left with the food.
      Filo 5 aug
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    • Haha me.
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    • Every single one of their drivers I've interacted with is a piece of shit. My roommate works at a restaurant do I hang out there when it's slow. And without fail they will do nothing but bitch and moan for hours. Fuck them
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    • I've never had them deliver to the right house I always have to walk out and wave them down tho that might be their gps fault
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    • Honestly door dashers are assholes
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    • I hate DoorDash with a passion
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    • Nah fam. DoorDash people are alright until they fuck up. Had one deliver to the wrong house then try and call me stupid when I told them. Had to go over and collect my own food from another neighborhood. Right house number, wrong fucking neighborhood. She bitched and complained
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    • They stole 40 chicken nuggies and a McDonald’s sprite from me and my gf they deserve death
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    • It’s hit or miss. Yesterday I got tipped $20 for delivering a smoothie. Another time I delivered a $100 order and made $4, no tip.
      jello81 5 aug
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    • Nah, my doordash deliverer was over an hour late and I didnt receive one text and I tried to call. Horrible service.
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    • Fuck DoorDash
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    • Doordash is great, until you get that awkward non-english-speaking mexican that harrasses you until you open the door even though you specified contactless delivery.
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    • Door dash has stolen my food, never ordering from their platform again
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    • Dud i have a pic where my doordash guy was apologizing for taking a while and sent me an eight ball pool thing. I still dont understand.
      Stross 4 aug
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    • How is being a door dasher? Do you actually make $17 an hour like the ads say?
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    • Last time I had a no contact grocery delivery by them, she didn’t follow instructions (deliver to garage not front door), drove up music BLARING, her toddler got out screaming, jumping & running around all over the lawn, she made multiple trips across my lawn to put my order by the front door.
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    • Rarely get good delivery people with those kinds of apps. They’re always acting sketchy
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    • Dumb people: I wanna spend the money I don’t have, on restaurant food I don’t need and that I could easily make at home. Dumber people: I’m gonna pay someone to buy me restaurant food.
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    • My friend has had his doordash driver just keep his food and money the last 3 times he's ordered
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    • Nah dog fuck door dash none of them xan read signs that say dont come in the building
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    • Forgot my drink and my food was smashed
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    • I work at KFC, The Doordash Menu is different from ours and they will pull through the drive thru without telling me they’re Doordash. This means that they sacrifice the accuracy of the order just to do anything in their power to avoid letting me know they’re from Doordash.
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    • I ordered chili's to go from doordash once and that shit never came
      Swood 4 aug
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    • I worked at a Buffalo Wild Wings right next to my college campus.... I fucking despise all those delivery services
      Cyclaw 4 aug
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    • Took almost 2 hours to drive 10 minutes from a restaurant to my house. Wasnt even a busy day or a large order. Second time the dude stole it so I've sworn off their overpriced bullshit.
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    • Doordash is some of the easiest money I have ever made
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    • The food I ordered was cold last time i got doordash
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    • We had a Door Dash driver pull up at the wrong address while we were on the phone giving him step by step instructions on how to get to our house. The instructions were good. He just ignored them.
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    • Last doordasher dashed with my fucking food.
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    • Anytime I have a delivery in my car I get there ASAP because I don’t want food in my car lol like I’m trying to get this shit out and get paid
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    • Hows the pay for door dash drivers? I feel like it all depends on the area u do it
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    • Oh no honey i know you’re not fixing to get in my lane
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    • No they shouldn’t be. They always go to the wrong fucking house
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    • Fuck Door Dash drivers. All my homies hate door dash drivers.
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    • i ordered door dash today to my work at a Distribution center and the driver left it on a STREET LIGHT on the opposite side of the property and didn’t even tell me til i asked where it was
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    • Fuck door dash, they're funding a terrorist organization
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    • No sorry doordash is trash, took an extra 2 hours to deliver my food when I could have just drove the distance and got it in 30 minutes
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    • Voice text and doordash/uber is for the lazy
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    • Y'all you don't have to blur the number they use a fake one in transaction
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