• 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159
>be 3 years old
>standing in the living room next to leather
sofa
>for no apparent reason think to myself "i
will remember this moment"
>still do
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    • "A core memory"
      PsyFre 23 jun
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    • I remember the moment I gained consciousness and became self aware
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    • That's your save point. Mine most recent one was sitting in my car while on break from work eating lunch..
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    • That’s when your consciousness kicked on
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    • sitting on the bus in the front row looking at the stairs
      EngIand 22 jun
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    • Me waffle stomping my shit down the shower drain but it was last night. I'll remember it forever.
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    • yo that's weird as fuck! I'm doing some random shit and think, "I'll remember this" and most of the time still do with lots of detail
      Orvurator 23 jun
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    • Me peeing into the drawer of my Thomas the tank engine train table
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    • I do this a lot. I call them “save-points”. I began them at the earliest when I was maybe 8. and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Since the internet, we’ve discovered most people have done the exact same things in life thinking they’re exclusive to their lives. I still remember most if not all mine
      KKSIider 23 jun
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    • Me. Standing next to a toy chest. In my granddad's kitchen, which is now my parents' kitchen.
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    • Way too fucking relatable
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    • i remember the exact moment that i gained true consciousness and it’s all been downhill from there
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    • Me, 4, forcing a tub of Nickelodeon Slime into my grandfathers model castle with functioning parts
      _Womble_ 23 jun
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    • The earliest thing I can still remember was when I was a fucking baby and I got a red Teletubby as a present and I picked it up, looked at it, and screamed.
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    • In bathroom stall of my elementary school during afterschool program and think “Wow I’m really just a little kid”
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    • Damn my brother for telling me I'm going to look back at this moment while "today" was on the radio by smashing pumpkins back in 2010 while he was driving, my mom was in the passenger, I was in the back and we were heading to my other brothers place.
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    • Me making a 10ft mirror fall over in my dad's house
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    • Saw penny, ate penny. Now I can think.
      Spasmist 23 jun
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    • I remember sitting in front of the fireplace with my great grandfather, and he told me how he was in a foxhole with a buddy of his, shared some food with him and then said goodbye, got up walked back to his own foxhole and the first mortar struck dead center of the foxhole he was just in.
      Indexo 23 jun
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    • At daycare, looking at Legos on a shelf I couldn't reach, my consciousness kicked in for the first time. I was like "why can't I reach those? I should go ask how old I am" My daycare owner told me I was 2, and I was like "that's why I cant reach the legos"
      itsmerj 23 jun
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    • I have 2 of these. One was when i was in preschool and my dad was giving me breakfast as he dropped me off and i turned and saw one of the teachers handing out bubble blowers. The other is when i was a bit older driving over a speed bump in the publix parking lot sitting in the back left seat (1/2)
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    • Thinking of a cartoon chicken leg while sitting in 3rd grade lunchroom, will never forget that memory
      GiaV3 23 jun
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    • I fucking hate those surreal moments of clarity. I have one on a plane. Nothing special ab it whatsoever. Literally just sitting there and thought “huh. I’ll remember this”
      Perii 23 jun
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    • I was walking down my middle school hallway about to go up some shitty ass stairs designed by an architect’s seizure on the keyboard, think “I won’t remember this moment” boy was I fucking wrong
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    • Be five years old, knife in hand, blood everywhere, say to myself "I will remember this" still do 😎
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    • my earliest memory was when i was playing with my toys in my room and i thought i heard my parents leave (eventhough i was still too young to be left alone) i was watching Ben 10 in my room while i played when suddenly an amber alert came on except it sounded weird. i cant quite describe what it
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    • That happened to me when I heard some random dude say his name is Tim at a Mexican restaurant on Cinco de Mayo, when I saw some random car as I was driving under a bridge, and when I saw some graffiti on the side of a toll booth
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    • Me, learning how to get jelly out of a jar with a spoon at 7 years old
      Phren_Z 23 jun
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    • First thing i remember whas when i was a year or so i remember being in my crib and looking at a stuffed toy i really wanted of the shelf
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    • My earliest memory is being in church, walking down the halls and waving hi to all of the adults. I was wearing a cute dress and tights, headed to find out if our Polaroid pictures from last weeks lesson about patience had developed yet
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    • Elementary school cafeteria. Fat boy in blue shirt and khaki shorts. That's it.
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    • When I was like 10 we watched the piranha 3D movie while eating brownies and ice cream, I will never forget it
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    • First thing i can remember was crawling though a doggy door from outside and into my house
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    • Pissing in my closet cause I was too lazy to go to the bathroom
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    • Falling down the stairs with a toy firetruck
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    • I was three years old. The second quarter of the 2008 Superbowl ended and Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers played the opening chords to American Girl. I stood up and watched in amazement. My first memory ever and my favorite band to this day
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    • Laying down on the carpet floor when I was 3 and seeing the star going over the castle on the tv and getting ready to watch Peter Pan, then looking over in the kitchen and seeing my dad eating a sucker
      Beeschmop 23 jun
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    • I was 4 and pulled up a vent cover and pooped in it. My family had no clue what was going on for a few days
      levi1324 23 jun
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    • In my grandpas truck 8~ years ago I thought of a bathtub as we passed some houses, idk why I remember it so vividly
      TheSpoi 24 jun
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    • I have a memory of when my family was moving houses I tried to push the house to move it? I was a dumb child
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    • me throwing our pet cat off the balcony at age 5 to see what would happen
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    • Ya that’s ur real life checkpoint, ppl say when u die you’re brought back to life at that last great checkpoint in ur life.
      BigMamou 25 jun
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    • I remember being 3 and telling my dad I was stronger than superman,lifted one end of our couch, and then started flexing.
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    • > *takes mental screenshot*
      Sensino 23 jun
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    • Mine kicked on at 3 as well
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    • I remember 3 year old me standing on top of my plastic toybox singing my heart out to 'Drift Away'
      BrookIyn 23 jun
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    • Be 2 years old> see brothers bunk bed> think it’d be cool to climb it> fail because you’re 2 and land chin first into the rough carpet bedroom floor> still have the scar today> still a disappointment> why doesn’t my dad love me>
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    • Me shitting my fucking pants in preschool. I remember moving this tiny fucking turd nugget around in my pants for the entirety of naptime until someone finally noticed and made me go to the bathroom.
      Bwian 23 jun
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    • Me looking at my cousin crying. Which I caused. I was 4.
      Rizen48 23 jun
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    • Waking up to my sister and mother wishing me a happy 4th birthday
      Oshawatt 23 jun
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    • My first memory was meeting my great grandfather when I was 3 and he was 97.
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    • I remember seeing this post a long ass time ago and thinking to myself I will remember this moment and I still do. Funny to see it again
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    • Unlocked: long term memory -50G
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    • hahah i do that
      Upex 23 jun
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    • Shit plays like 3rd person camera. Seeing a memory.like that is weird
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    • Have the same with a memory of a blue door at my first school..
      TechDraws 23 jun
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    • Oldest memory I have is walking down the street to get a strawberry smoothy from a vendor. I was about 3
      chopstew 23 jun
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    • What the shit.. are you reading my mind? I need to go sit down for a moment...
      Ophiel_ 23 jun
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    • my earliest memory (i think i was 2? 3? idk) i was standing in the living room/playroom near the doorway to the kitchen and my mom was standing in the kitchen and i turned toward the doorway and said "mommy" i'm not sure if i dreamed it or not but either way i don't have any memories from before it
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    • Me stepping on a thomas the train toy and falling down cement stairs busting my lip open. Age 3. Still have that scar
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    • I can GUARANTEE this man will also remember this moment.
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    • Me. third day of Freshman year. 12:42 pm. Science teacher made a deal that if we asked him the day we graduated he would tell us what was in the 5th film canister... I moved junior year.... Never found out
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    • Hey I have one of these!!! Except it was when I was like 6 and I had snuck the hersey’s chocolate bottle behind the couch and was drinking it and then I spilled it on the carpet. Didn’t know what to do but it was hidden so I just left it there. A couple of months pass and my dads trying to (1/2)
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    • I have one of those with my dog who had just eaten some sweets and was furiously spinning inside her wash basin like a hamster wheel on its side. Miss her so much 😭
      Jerando 23 jun
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    • Me in the shower shortly after hello by Adele came out thinking of a parody “hello. It’s reeeeeeeeeeee”
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    • Damn this made me lose the game.
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    • Like in video games “_____ will remember this”
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    • Manual save file
      The_UCK 23 jun
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    • I remember my first memory being running into the kitchen and my mom just mopped and I slipped
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    • staring out through the screen of the front door into our yard
      Myrrh22 23 jun
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    • Me playing with my cool ass hot wheels the looking up at the tv
      Egg_ 23 jun
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    • I remember when I was about 5-6 years old and we were visiting my great grandma in Arizona. She had cream colored couches and I went to check on my sister who was playing on one of the couches, and she got a bloody nose somehow and was completely unfazed by it and got blood all over the couch
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    • Mine was takin a crap like 8 years ago
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    • “A core memory”
      Levi_USMC 25 jun
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    • Seeing a Ferris wheel in the distance while riding in the car when I was 3
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    • Me, 4, at my dads college graduation. Seeing a brass post with the velvet ropes separating the crowd from the graduates. Remembering that I just got shocked from one a few minutes ago. Spends five minutes building the courage to touch this one. No shock. Core memory
      leaireRP 23 jun
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    • I remember when I was at my babysitters house when I was really young playing with GI joe soldiers and I got like the perfect stance on one of them with a gun in their hand
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    • Lmao yeah
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    • Age 3, fell off couch and hit head on corner of table, went to ER with a goose egg and concusion
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    • When I was four we visited my cousins in St. Louis and went to six flags. I remember sitting at the top of the ferris wheel with my dad and uncle and seeing thunderstorms in the distance. Then the park closed because of the weather. As we were driving back (1/2)
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    • Me, walking into walmart with my favorite hat on a cool crispy winter night. The lights reflect down on the puddles scattered about the lot. Bells ring, people murmur amongst each other as they shop about. I looked up to my mother, she was happy. She was smiling. I told her I would never forget (1/2
      Sere 23 jun
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    • checkpoint
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    • Me 2-3 walking to my bon the builder play set
      mauipanda 23 jun
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    • Me, like 5, jumping off a spinning chair and being told to stop, not stopping, breaking my arm
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    • Me, staring at a 3 seed long green bean on my plastic spork in the 3rd grade cafeteria while our class was on yellow. Our cafeteria has a traffic light in the back that turned onto yellow if we were too loud, then red meaning we had to stop talking. I forget what school that was but remember that
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    • Me laying on the couch in a side room doing the same fucking thing.
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    • 4chan is us but on crack
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    • I remember thinking I will forget this moment. I never forget them when I say that
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    • When I was three I remember being in our super old silver Honda, my grandparents were driving and I was in the back, looking out the window at the autumn leaves on the trees. That's one of my most peaceful memories. I treasure it.
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    • Standing in the basement looking at a loaf of bread wrapped in saran wrap
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    • I remember the moment i somehow missed the urinal and peed on my pants in kindergarten. Told the girl I stood in line with that it was water from the sink
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    • Me sitting at the family computer staring at a stuffed Tucan
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    • You remember it cause you became self aware at that point. You decided to remember for the sake of remembering.
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    • me coloring my whole arm blue in preschool
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    • When I was about 5 I was taking a bath and I shit a turd out I saw it and I got scared by it.
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    • You took a screenshot
      palehawk 23 jun
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    • Me being four with me and my cousin peeing in my trash can
      Sewoah 23 jun
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    • My earliest memory is learning what a dump truck was
      doubtably 23 jun
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    • When I was like 1.5 years old I would go behind the couch and shit myself.
      DrMojito 23 jun
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    • I remember the time in my first communion, I adjusted my glove and said I’ll always remember it, and yeah, I do. I don’t remember absolute shit from that day except fixing my glove.
      JUS2 23 jun
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