• laptop overheating?? pour
water on it to cool it down!
Do not trust people like me. I will
take you to museums, and parks,
and monuments, and kiss you in
every beautiful place, so that you
can never go back to them without
tasting me like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most
beautiful way possible. And when I
leave you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people
jesus christ that took a turn
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    • “And when I leave you will understand why storms are named after people” that’s a powerful ass line right there
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    • I've seen this before but that last line is kinda raw tbh
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    • That quote was originally posted on tumblr sincerely, and my heartbroken 15 year old ass thought it was so profound
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    • TFW you’ll never have an abusive tumblr gf
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    • Add that last line to the good quote list.
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    • That last line, God almighty
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    • Tbh i would love to have someone like that even if it were for a fleeting moment
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    • This applies to the real world to if your connection to somebody is strong enough
      xLeopardx 30 jul
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    • Oh, well fuck
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    • This is why I don't take girls on dates to places I like or visit often. Its also why I have a Playlist of music that is just for me.
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    • My friend was on a date with a guy once walking downtown and she said she pointed out her favorite historic building and he kissed her on the cheek and said "now whenever you look at it now you'll think of me" and she thought was romantic but then after being together for a week he cheated
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    • I felt weird after reading that
      MemeSir 30 jul
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    • Edgy tumblr user
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    • “I trusted you” well we trusted in the education system and they gave us a generation of retards who pour water on their laptops so jokes on us I guess
      Zeros 31 jul
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    • What the hell.
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    • god shut the fuck up please
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    • It's so poetic
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    • This is why I can't go back to Texas. Too many memories.
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    • Wow okay so is it okay if I bring my historically accurate 17th century rifle with bayonet with me so the cops can get us before you tongue fuck me
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    • How much you wanna bet the tumblr chick is fat 🤢
      Raptor 30 jul
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    • Add this to the raw powerful quote list thing
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    • Cringe
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    • I want an abuse goth gf
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    • Isn't that just a normal relationship?
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    • Can’t scoop your ice cream because it’s too hard? Just put the spoon in the microwave for 30 seconds!
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    • I’ve done that with my new iPhone once... it sat out in the sun and it’s thermal switch shut the battery down... literally looked at that temp symbol. I turned to my right and violently submerged it into a bucket of water. iPhones case is the heat sink and the phone Immediately powered up...
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    • I was at a cousin's house and she had 2 foster kids. There was a few other people over because it was 4th of July week. Well, her youngest sister kid had a toy laptop. The laptop wasn't working. I wasn't paying much attention but a few minutes later she called to her friend and said (1/2)
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    • Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
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    • Well all fucking right then
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    • Neckbeard moment
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    • I don’t remember a storm being named Emily
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    • Edgy
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    • Wtf
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    • Good grief pukicho, you all right buddy?
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    • Are your eyes wet? Leave them out in the sun for the poor kids to munch on like sundries tomatoes
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    • Uhhhh Idk what to say lol
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    • My name is Storm tho
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    • They actually were named after politicians as a form of satire, it was perpetuated from then forward because it made for better news and also it's more fun to name catastrophes. Like putting a party hat on a foaming wolverine.
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    • Guess Jesus did take the wheel
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    • tb to one time this 10 year old who was being racist on roblox so i called him on discord told him to put his computer (his moms work computer) in the freezer to cool it down so it didnt get a virus and pour water on the keys to keep it cool and moisturized, and then took control of his computer &
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    • Way to quote a book f.a.g
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    • One more tumblr and I’ll do it
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    • :(
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    • And that’s why you must not place your trust in anyone
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    • Do that and I'll just go back and shit in all those public places, make a new memory, like yea this is where I made out with so and so, also where I took the biggest shit of my life
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    • Fuck off Tumblr
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    • I told my ex of six years that I was glad he was with me for the solar eclipse, because if we broke up he wouldn't be able to think about it without remembering me. He ended up blocking me and then posting pictures with another girl at the marine ball with the ticket I bought.
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    • Add it to the list
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    • Eghh that’s some Tom Green Looking for Alaska-esque word bologna. Trying so hard to be profound and moving it sounds just a lil intense and psychotic.
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    • Sounds like a Slytherin
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    • Edgy gay ass stfu
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    • Oh
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    • Same its easier being single, I got my heart broke when I was 12 and never got over it
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    • Narcissists be like...
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    • I hate how much my ex impacts me still. Certain things just remind me of him. Skulls, Elton John, certain types of jewelry, a types of green, and so many more things. My trust in relation ships is gone. I got over him today but I might never get over what he did. He cheated on me.
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    • Where has epicfail gone
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    • Repent for the kingdom of Heaven is at hand
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    • I'm pretty sure this is a form of psychological warfare?
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    • Wha-what?
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    • ngl i kniw someone who does this
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    • Add that last line to the list of raw fucking lines
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    • You have to realize 50% of the world population are below average intelligence.
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    • 😶.. nigga who HURT YOU??
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    • Yeah only people with mental issues associate feelings with places, it’s like having a date a six flags and then y’all break up, and you can’t have fun at six flags ever again, you have a fucking issue lol
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    • I want that 🥺
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    • The comma after understand, is pissing me the fuck off
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    • I scrolled past five more memes before breaking down in laughter because I just couldn’t get this out of my head
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    • That was about as cold as my ex’s heart.
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    • I want a wet eevee. She'll be great
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    • When I was 12 I thought that was just the most profound shit
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    • Jokes on them, free vacations.
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    • If you’re dumb enough to pour water on electronics you don’t deserve them
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    • Damn
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    • Shut the fuck up. Fucking losers will try to ruin people's lives and be proud of it.
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    • Stfu tumblrfag
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    • I’m 14 and this is deep
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    • Cringe
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    • All I could think of was some cringy goth kid typing that out
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    • My significant other does all of that, we've been together for almost a year and a half. Hoping it lasts, I think I got. a good one
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    • The D.e.n.n.i.s system
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    • #feminist if women are good at anything. Its at ruining good guys
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    • A women most likely wrote that
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    • That paragraph was corny up until the last line, he went hard for the last line
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    • Welcome to dating in real life
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    • I saw a tumblr post with a huge paragraph and decided it wasn't worth it.
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    • Time for everyone to be impressed by a 10 year old Tumblr post again
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    • Kinda cringe
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    • Me
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    • Sounds like my ex-wife
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    • 10 outa 10 would let ruin my life lmao....I mean what else do I got goin on.
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    • Put it in the fridge
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