• This is Sargent Balles with the
US Marines. How are you this
evening?
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    • Its real, only a marine could mispell his own rank
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    • So word around the boot camp is that you’ve got big balles
      Keitorin 24 jun
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    • Wait till he gets promoted to major
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    • I like how he acts confused as if that's the first time he's heard that
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    • You know he caught hell for that name in boot camp
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    • Sergeant*
      uotlep 23 jun
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    • The balles on this guy
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    • How to tell this is fake: 1) Recruiter misspelled "sergeant" and 2) a real recruiter would probably laugh. They get paid to bait kids into joining
      cuntflap 24 jun
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    • I’ve had a friend who since sixth grade has been working out to go to the marines and he is probably going to make it this kid is in 11th grade now and ripped to shreds I remember he told me his doctor got mad at him for having 8 % body fat
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    • Fake. Any Sergeant would be able to spell his own rank.
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    • All fun and game till you see 6 shadows at 3am making hand gestures, and motions towards your house.
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    • Marines may be retarded but they can still spell sergeant.
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    • I went to school with a boy last name Balls. He moved away and got married and took her last name!
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    • spudnik_ 24 jun
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    • Don't forget his brother, prvt Parts.
      n_w0rd 24 jun
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    • I heard he’s nuts
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    • Misspelled sorjent, seems about right
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    • Honestly, he's going to fit right in. You know he's eating crayons already
      Curvz 24 jun
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    • PorkSword 24 jun
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    • Couldn’t even spell Sergeant correctly. A true marnie
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    • "You missed muster." "Oh."
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    • He had 2 chances to spell sergeant right, and he missed them.
      kjds 24 jun
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    • Not surprising to see a military dude misspell his own rank.
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    • Private Balles
      Cornbred 25 jun
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    • He spelled surgeon wrong
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    • I told a marine recruiter that I’m not joining unless I can have the fun the Geneva conventions say I can’t he got upset saying his “friends died defending the country” and I said “ok? What did they expect being in a military?If i join I want to have fun and die making Odin proud and go to Valhalla
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    • i wanna sarge my balls all over azulas face
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    • They can’t even fake a fake message convo right
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    • Spelled his rank wrong
      FantasyRP 24 jun
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    • Yeah this is fake and low effort..
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    • I hate getting calls from these guys
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    • Yeah this nigga ain’t gonna do well in the marines
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    • I am pretty sure a Marine Sergeant would know how to spell “sergeant”.
      JcmRandom 24 jun
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    • Believable that a marine would misspell “sergeant”
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    • I was gonna go downstairs to get food before work and i heard my dad fucking his gf can i get an f in chat
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    • Its grate win they dont no how too spel
      Oshawatt 24 jun
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    • Semper fi sgt ballsack
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    • Literally stolen, but aight
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    • I feel that. My last name is Boles, guess how often that joke comes up? Often in combination with my first name too. Anyone want to guess what people come up with?
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    • Fun fact! The us military lost 373 separate times to the hermit crab army
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    • You know he eats crayons. He spelled Sargento Brand Spaghetti Sauce wrong
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    • “This evening” and it’s close to midnight lmao
      Snax 24 jun
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    • I worked with a Sgt Balles and we called him balls all the time
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    • I see you Ballas. You think a letter change would hide you from me?
      Banshee44 24 jun
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    • Why would you cover the number?! We could all texts Sargent balls
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    • Caught a 74R trying to dangle a reenlistment if front of me anonymously the other day
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    • He’s a prime candidate
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    • XD
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    • I don't think anyone in the military would misspell their rank
      tcecil219 24 jun
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    • Couldn’t even spell sergeant right.
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    • correct me if im wrong but is seargent misspelled there?
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    • I got a comment on my memorial post when one of my dogs died, and it was a navy recruiter trying to set up a meeting with me, and i was beyond pissed about it..
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    • Isn’t it spelled sergeant?
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    • Trinityyy in ROTC
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    • Imagine misspelling your own rank.
      TheAshen1 24 jun
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    • Sergeant Balls
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    • i had a buddy named draven. kid went from being overweight to one of the most badass motherfuckers you’ll ever see in the span of a year. he’s currently in the Marines. i lost touch with him but miss him. pray for my man
      zayno_ 24 jun
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    • Oh shit i got one of these too, i responded to him knowing my name by saying “who are you so wise in the way of names”
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    • When my grandpa went to Korea, my grandma called his CO and yelled at him to send my gpa home cause she was pregnant. It worked.
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    • “Sargent”
      d_b_69 24 jun
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    • Don't make me get major Johnson
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    • He misspelled his own rank
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    • Had a recruiter with the last name dragun, and his friends/ fellow recruiters last name was goocher
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    • He spelled insurgent wrong
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    • Ah yes the typical marine, doesn’t know how to spell
      KingKIoud 24 jun
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    • Its ok, this is a substitute teacher, not a respectable military soldier that can be on the battle field on one becking call
      Vitriot 24 jun
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    • Must of eaten too many crayons since he spelled sergeant wrong.
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    • Sargint*
      Griptide 24 jun
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    • my nose: 💨
      _Oppy 24 jun
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    • Hahahaha MY MOM
      bananawon 24 jun
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    • Gotta love spelling sergeant wrong
      nxko 24 jun
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    • Sargent dicke and Sargent balles
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    • Balls
      Caboosee 24 jun
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    • Get rekt
      wazzzzzup 24 jun
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    • who shit my pants?
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    • Sergeant* lmao
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    • I got a recruiter text and I simply told him to fuck off.
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    • So you’re telling me he doesn’t even know how to spell sergeant?
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    • Hopkins got featured? Very nice
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    • sErGeAnT
      Load 24 jun
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    • Balls deep
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    • Ask him if he has fuzzy balls
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    • sargint
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    • This man actually misspelled his own rank lol
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    • Stupid motherfucker spelled sarjint wrong.
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    • Fucker can't spell his rank? Goddamn
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    • ?
      Henrxd 27 jun
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    • If you don’t want to serve your country that’s cools but don’t be a dick to the people who did and watched their friends get their legs blown off so you can be an asshole.
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    • That’s my recruiters name
      hudkud29 27 jun
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    • Private parts
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    • Do recruiters actually reach out to people like this? I just became a senior, and have never even seen a recruiter at my school
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