• Random Sentence
Generator
Number of Sentences: 1
Car safety systems have
come a long way, but he
was out to prove they could
be outsmarted.
Drunk people:
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 142 comments

    • This could actually be like a good writing prompt if there was a car bomb or something and someone had to crash the car before it reached its destination.
      lwpack 1 jul
      743 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 360 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Every. Single. Time. Take a drunks keys and suddenly they're a master car jacker and lock smith
      282 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Cum
      170 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Okay this site has some gems. I got "There is little more in life that is greater than a slice of pie" and "a kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids" which honestly I approve lol
      83 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Terminator McQueen
      16 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • - Joe Biden
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I lost my cock in a drunk driving incident
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Now that's a good writing prompt
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Everytime I see that meme template, the guy on the bottom reminds me of a knock off version of Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If ur rly my friend ull dm me a lewd pic
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Do it. No balls.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What the fuck even is this?
      Rent1 1 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is either about a groundbreaking scientist of a psychotic hacker
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • i wrote your name on the bullet so they know you were the last thing to go through my head
      gurp12 1 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So how can we know what is going on in the simplest terms it takes to get ready for a bit of a private life and a friend of mine is going to be in the simplest terms it is the feeling of change to the last minutes
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Chemical 1 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bogey
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m early where is the porn
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Footage 1 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Soap box time don’t drink and drive asshole, it isn’t your life you are risking it is everyone else’s.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That reaction image? Yeah, it made me stub my toe
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I felt this on a deep level
      zurmsz 1 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I am going to be tc
      wonda 1 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      Krystal 1 jul
      21 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m actually drunk rn
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I need milk
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Honestly this generator is good. Gives some decent art prompts too
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Have we ever talked about this guys haircut
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The website is so wise “Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.”
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That guy reminds me of low-budget Punisher
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Seatbelts should be optional for adults driving alone.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • There's a what now?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • English teachers be like
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is so sad 😭
      NiceCube 3 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I see that watermark
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • dany 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Speaking of new car stuff. I don’t really like the start/stop button, I want a key. Also I miss CD players like what am I gonna do with all my CDs now.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Who else went and looked this up
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Many lives can be saved that are kilIed in car accidents if shocks that rocked back and forth were just put in the seats
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My teacher made us right time capsules for highschool and said she wouldn't be reading them, just checking we had cohesive sentences. I think I am going to regret doing this come senior year when everyone has good stuff. I still did mine just only half the work.
      biqboi 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • english teachers:
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I am concerned but more importantly intrigued...
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Weed eater
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So there’s this car, but it runs on water man
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’ve used this website to practice Russian and Irish accents, very helpful
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Use this website if you ever have a GC assignment and wanna make it look like you actually did it
      Wasss 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • As a drunk person right now that did not make any sense
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I completely hate drunk drivers. They are scum that deserve to be ran over.
      Fib_Chan 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Road safety laws prepare to be ignored
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Greystillplays
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Automated car systems are a crutch
      gs567 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Anyone have the link? There’s a few online but this one seems like what I’m looking for
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Why he kinda look like David King from dbd
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I loaded up this page after seeing this meme and got the same sentence out of like 1000 wtf
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You do dine so emergently, that the sanguine trepidation compels the house staff. <- sentence from some old generator online I saw a looong time ago. Still remember it. Hm
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I dont see the problem with driving drunk?i do it all the time and i havent hurt anyone
      Khukuri 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is thid dylan cocuza?
      JewCJewC 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you make something idiot proof, the universe will provide a bigger idiot
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It was then the bite-sized height met the spiritual mud. Is one I got
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The elephant didn't want to talk about the person in the room.
      Lukas_21 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thats so deep
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My turning my traction control off in the snow because it’s more predictable
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wow
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It doesn't matter how good the safety on something may be. Drunks and morons will ALWAYS find a way passed it and will end up hurting people.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Took me a second
      drizma 1 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Sounds like something Douglas Adams would've written
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Here is a sentence from the site: The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • .
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Doctor Who
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Don’t drive drunk you fucknuggets
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
      xORIONx 1 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • We are getting close to actually intelligent ai I'm hyped
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That sounds like some shit I would have said 20 years ago.
      wijibo 1 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Why is there so many driving memes today? Does iFunny know I just failed my driver's test like 2 hours ago?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • An idea!
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Saturn is so big that Earth could fit into it whooping 755 times!
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy