• I got five pounds of carrots from a
restaurant supplier. It's four carrots.
g Alwyn
That knife looks like it's whimpering
quietly...
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    • She gonna fuck them carrots
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    • Her asshole is whimpering
      DrMojito 18 jun
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    • And her husband is whimpering loudly.
      willgnyc 18 jun
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    • Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
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    • City girls buy vibrators. Country girls make do
      Lyfestyle 18 jun
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    • Oshawatt 18 jun
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    • Nah, that knife doesn’t carrot all
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    • Put it up your ass
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    • someone edit it to be the 5 black guys and that one pornstar that looks really young
      Sinpai 18 jun
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    • You know who else is whimpering quietly 🗿
      da_cheese 18 jun
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    • It's a ceramic knife, those carrots should be whimpering
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    • Yup the comments are just what I expected
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    • I want a carrot to make me whimper 🤤
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    • I want them up my ass ngl
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    • My message to this comment section:
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    • Can we all take good look at these comments and say what the fuck
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    • Did someone say anal??
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    • This is a new format of the girl and five guys format.
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    • Why does this carrot taste like my mom bro wtf
      Flaky 18 jun
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    • My fatass thought those were cheetos
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    • Anything is a...
      Deku147 18 jun
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    • We know what happens next
      Nosyt 18 jun
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    • Shove it up your ass
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    • It's almost as big as my dick; says every 14 yo ever, or at least half
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    • Carrot flavoured pussy
      JESTERBoi 18 jun
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    • We’ve all seen this one before
      Nosyt 18 jun
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    • Thy knife wept at thou carrot
      Somdlomd 19 jun
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    • When someone calls you Carrot Cock
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    • I could take the right one in my ass
      SuperZulu 18 jun
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    • Country girls make do
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    • Yo features early
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    • Dudes gonna see in ultra 4K hd
      peperoni 20 jun
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    • Where did you get those, i need them... for...a...scientific.... a ...fr...friend, yeah. Im not gonna put them up any hole of my own, no siry
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    • I want two
      Smol_Birb 18 jun
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    • ChampionOfMedusa the carrot
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    • It
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    • DID ANYONE SEE MY GOLD KNIFE WAIT DID YOU NO oh tell me if u find it someone stole it I was selling it to a gold buyer but the gold buyer hit me then I blacked out I was at my house well close cuz I was at my neighbor's home🏡 and then I couldnt find it please Find or
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    • What a convenient size for..
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    • This seems to remind me of another meme …
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    • 2nd picture like "I showed u my carrot, pls reply"
      fookinell 18 jun
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    • Insert it rectally
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    • Those are the “nuns dream” variety
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    • We should give a bot top comment
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    • Put it in the fridge!
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    • That's like, 1.25 lbs per carrot
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    • Fuck that would feel so good in my tight wet pussy
      LHazza 21 jun
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    • How in the fuck does it look like that
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    • I want that carrot to fuck me
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    • Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough
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    • Internet has ruined all of us
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    • Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
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    • Definitely not genetically grown
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    • There’s something in those carrots then and you shouldn’t eat them
      CrazyCray 20 jun
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    • I've had bigger
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    • Because of no one buying vegetables during quarintine they decided to not even harvest and let them keep growing
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    • Mom - "we're having pizza instead kids"
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    • Omg it do tho
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    • Here come the dildo comments...
      daddios 20 jun
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    • How many times is this going to be in my feed?
      GamezAhoy 20 jun
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    • Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
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    • Sit on it
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    • Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
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    • Dildo
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    • Wow.. Just.. Wow.
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    • I was expecting the meme with the five black guys and the white chick, but with carrots and the knife edited over it, I was disappointed to say the least.
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    • Yeah, I can make it fit
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    • Khun Rikon, garbage knives - they make great peepers though. I got through like 10 a year so $3 each is easy justify
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    • Looking at that makes me want some beef stew
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    • If you’re brave enough...
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    • I found one of those at a farmers market. The only picture I have of it is posed like it’s my fat dick but my feet are in the picture and I’m not posting free foot pics anytime soon
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    • Put… put it in your butt
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    • It look like she holdin my dicc
      Pandadong 19 jun
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    • Just like my wang
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    • she is goinf to fuck the carrot
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    • dumbassmans sorry,babe. it’s over.
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    • That knife is gonna die
      2000sTeen 19 jun
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    • So is my butthole
      Milk_Gang 19 jun
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    • that knife is garbage. Kitchen Gang, rise up with the flashy steel knives.
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    • It would be a good ass dildo, because if it got stuck, at least eventually it would rot
      AppleAss 19 jun
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    • Forbidden dildo
      bootyplug 19 jun
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    • One of those is a week worths of carrots
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    • *Don Knots voice* well that’s not what I meant by 5 pounds of carrots!!!
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    • We and this kid used to sword fight with these
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    • Sho...shove....shove em up your ass
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    • Those knives are either the sharpest object in the world or cannot cut anything, there is no in between
      Lacrum 19 jun
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    • Eww plastic knife
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    • Hey I have the same knife!
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    • I mean to be fair unless you’re serving the carrots directly which not a lot of places do. Then those are much easier to work with. Instead of peeling 20 carrots just cut up one of them
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    • Anybody order an extra large dildo
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    • Still not big enough for your mom
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    • This got my girl excited
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    • Go to horny jail
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    • Nice try. We know you seasoned the inside.
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    • Not with a CutCo knife!
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